A special prayer by senior citizen

[P.J.]

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A SPECIAL PRAYER BY SENIOR CITIZEN

A Simple, but sincere prayer

My dear God you know that I am growing older,

Keep me fairly healthy, Free me from visiting Doctors
Keep me from becoming too talkative, from repeating all my jokes and anecdotes, and particularly keep me from falling into the tiresome habit of expressing an opinion on every subject.

Release me from craving to straighten out everyone's affairs.
Release me from craving for food,


Keep my mind free from recital of endless details.Give me wings to get to the point.

Give me the grace, dear GOD, to listen to others as they describe their aches and pains.
Give Me strength My Lord, to play with my Grand Children whenever they wish
Help me endure the boredom with patience whenever left alone in Home

God Help me to keep my lips sealed, release me from hearing unwanted news.

Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally,
I might be mistaken.Keep me reasonably sweet.

I do not wish to be a saint (Saints are so hard to live with),

Make me thoughtful, but not moody, helpful, but not pushy, independent,
yet able to accept with graciousness favours that others wish to bestow on me.

Free me of the notion that simply because I have lived a long time,

If I do not approve of some of the changes that have taken place in recent years, give me the wisdom to keep my mouth shut.

Give me the wisdom to keep away from irrelevant material
Give me the wisdom to neglect those who have the habit of nagging others

GOD,
please know that when the end comes,
I would like to have a friend or two left !!!


Source: Read somewhere

 

[renuka]

God answers the prayer of the Senior Citizen..In Blue

A SPECIAL PRAYER BY SENIOR CITIZEN

A Simple, but sincere prayer

What a long list of desires but you call it simple?

My dear God you know that I am growing older,

I am older than you and I am not complaining.

Keep me fairly healthy, Free me from visiting Doctors

Then what will doctors and Yama do if none of you fall ill and die?


Keep me from becoming too talkative, from repeating all my jokes and anecdotes, and particularly keep me from falling into the tiresome habit of expressing an opinion on every subject.

This sounds like almost everyone in TB forum..are you a member there?

Release me from craving to straighten out everyone's affairs.

So who straightens your affairs?

Release me from craving for food,

That is why nature makes your teeth fall at old age!


Keep my mind free from recital of endless details

Give me wings to get to the point.

Granted..in your next birth..you would be born as bird! Feel free to fly from to point.

Give me the grace, dear GOD, to listen to others as they describe their aches and pains.

First get a hearing aid installed!

Give Me strength My Lord, to play with my Grand Children whenever they wish.

Children are little devils..better not play too much with them.

Help me endure the boredom with patience whenever left alone in Home

Granted..I have turned the neighbour's wife into a beautiful bombshell and promoted her husband to a far away job..enjoy your homestay..Love Thy Neighbour!

God Help me to keep my lips sealed, release me from hearing unwanted news.

Fevicol seals any surface well..try it.

Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally,

Do you humans ever learn?

I might be mistaken.Keep me reasonably sweet.

I already did....you are diabetic.,,have you forgotten?

I do not wish to be a saint (Saints are so hard to live with),

Sin is always fun..so be a sinner! I would have less work with less saints in heaven..yes they are a pain to live with!

Make me thoughtful, but not moody, helpful, but not pushy, independent,
yet able to accept with graciousness favours that others wish to bestow on me.

Ok I will make you a politician!

Free me of the notion that simply because I have lived a long time,
If I do not approve of some of the changes that have taken place in recent years, give me the wisdom to keep my mouth shut.

Use Fevicol my dear..it shuts every orifice!

Give me the wisdom to keep away from irrelevant material

Good..switch to porn...it relevant!

Give me the wisdom to neglect those who have the habit of nagging others.

But as a husband you cant neglect your wife!

GOD,
please know that when the end comes,
I would like to have a friend or two left !!!

Enge vaazhkai thodangum
Adhu enge evvidham mudiyum
Idhu dhaan paadhai idhu dhaan payanam
Enbadhu yaarukkumtheiryadhu
Paadhai ellam maarividum
Payanam mudindhu vidum
Maaruvadhai purindhu kondal
Mayakkam thelindhu vidum


Source: Read somewhere

 

[P.J.]

My response to God

Sonnathu Neethana ,Sol Sol en Kaduvuley


Why why why En Kaduvuley

enai marandhaayaa why why why en Kadavuley

Sonnathu Neethana ,Sol Sol en Kaduvuley

Many years of life thanthathu Neethaney!!


Iruthi varai Thunai Iruppen endrathum Neethaney

Ippo Sonnathu Neethana ,Sol Sol en Kaduvuley


Deivathai Ninaithu Vazum ennai Kai Vidalama ?

Sol Sol en Kaduvuley.......

 

[Raji Ram]

Situation song: SOdhanai mEl sOdhanai pOdhumadA SAmi