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Computer is a Male or Female?

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Computer is a Male or Female?

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.

He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender, for the following reasons:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender for the following reasons:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.




How about you adding some more points so that it can be decided whether a Computer is a Male or Female?

As far as i am concerned Computer is definitely a Female because NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT FULLY WELL!!!



Computers: Male or Female? - Men and Women Jokes - Jokes Place!
 
Good joke. But why do you say no one understands it fully well? Most computer scientists would beg to differ I think.

Computer is an inanimate object, but it can acquire male or female personalities depending on the software loaded on it. For example, if you watched the original Star Trek, Captain Kirk always liked talking to the computer which had a female voice. Perhaps it had a soothing effect on him. :)

I had posted this story earlier: Robot-To-Robot Chat Yields Curious Conversation : NPR

Please listen to the podcast to hear a male computer robot talking to a female computer robot. That too having a typical Indian female personality. ;)
 
PJ sir, with 62% overall activity in ur profile hope someone is not addicted to this forum just like those points mentioned in the joke!
 
I thought we had FAD and GAD, but this is T BAD, answers tomorrow
 
FAD = facebook addiction disorder, GAD=Generalised anxiety disorder ( ellathukkum bayapadradhu basically) and u can guess TB to replace F in T BAD
 
Actually i meant GAD = Gadget addiction disorder, the original joke had some neutrinos of GAD
 
the last words are as follows:
Forum addiction disorder FAD and there are two subspecialities under that.
Thread addiction disorder TAD and Post/poster addiction disorder PAD.
Too many addictions basically.

the one i dont like MAD Music addiction disorder, because i dont think i have it, hang on i might have it, but wont be worried even if i have it.
 
The tech giant’s ‘wearable computing’ project is now being tested by volunteers, meaning you might already have been surreptitiously filmed and uploaded on to Google’s servers. How worried should you be?

that is the summary of the link immediately above
 
Who is filming whom? Is Google going to film you? If at all, it could be a family member or a voyeuristic neighbor.

Remember Google has crawled and indexed all the images on the web, except those behind a password wall like in Facebook.
 
Who is filming whom? Is Google going to film you? If at all, it could be a family member or a voyeuristic neighbor.

Remember Google has crawled and indexed all the images on the web, except those behind a password wall like in Facebook.

LOL!

Better hit the gym more often..so no matter what the movie is about..we would still look good!
 
what i have done above is FRAGMENTATION, i.e., the original theme is filming by voyeristic person, i fragment and use the words fragmented from the sentence and i give it another FAD, HOWZZAT
 
[h=3]Group support for Internet addiction (JOKES APART:pray2:)[/h]
Since Internet addiction is relatively new, it can be hard to find a
real-life support group dedicated to the issue like Alcoholics Anonymous or
Gamblers Anonymous. If that is a simultaneous problem for you, however,
attending groups can help you work through your alcohol or gambling problems as
well. Sex Addicts Anonymous may be another place to try if you are having
trouble with cybersex. There may also be groups where you can work on social and
coping skills, such as for anxiety or depression.

There are some Internet addiction support groups on the Internet. However,
these should be used with caution. Although they may be helpful in orienting you
and pointing you in the right direction, you need real-life people to best
benefit from group support.
 
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