ENGINEER Vs DOCTOR..!! [TVK ]

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One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for Rs. 300...
if not cured get back Rs. 1000....

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic....

Doctor : I have lost taste in eating...

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.....

Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol....

Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300...

Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money..

Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything...

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue...?!!

Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300...

Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days....

Doctor : My eyesight is become weak....

Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this Rs. 1000

Doctor : But this is Rs. 500 Note..Not 1000 Rs...

Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300..

Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!


TVK

 

[JR]

Doctors are the eyes of the society.
Engineers are the hands.
Lawyers are the mouth.