ET Origin of Aryans

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ET Origin of Aryans​

Make way AIT and AMT wallahs. A brand new theory has come up explaining the Aryans.

Crux of the theory is: Aryans are ETs from Mars.

Why Martians migrated. It is known that Mars was not always arid, and had rivers and seas and all. Recent expeditions to Mars have sent back many pictures of Mars showing Martian artifacts. There are sites dedicated to such a science. Once Mars started losing too much water and atmosphere, caused due to some Martian geological upheaval, Mars was doomed as an inhabitable planet.

Why Earth. Martians surveyed all the planets and found that earth having oxygen bearing atmosphere, abundant flora and fauna was quite suitable for their purpose. In addition, it was found to have human population, in which they could easily mingle.

Why India: India had certain advantages. It was quite isolated geographically, had enough water and fertile soils. Only problem was that it was much more densely populated that met their requirement. But they solved it with their WMD, which could just dissolve those targeted, leaving no traces of invasions. Smart guys. In future they could not be tried for crimes against humanity too. It also neatly explains why there is no recorded massacre and exodus of pre-Aryans from N. India.

Religion: For earthians, rains and storms and wild fires and strong gales etc were common but they held the Martians in a new experience. They quickly started worshiping such forces as deities. Since they were aliens from space, they made various planets into gods. Jupiter from Mars looks quite bright and shows a small disc too. They called it Guru, the big and heavy. Later aka as Brihspati, Big Boss. Saturn looked smaller and they called it a baleful one Sani. Even today their decedents dead Sani and perform special rites to please it.

Their original home Mars, Mangal, they could not forget. Mangal Dosha in the horoscope was undesirable. Reason, they actually hated their original home.

Mars gets much smaller solar heat compared to Earth. So they always held a special veneration for it calling it Mitra, friend. Sun actually was friend in need.

Language. Being highly resourced, they conducted a linguist surveys of the surrounding regions, and zeroed on a smattering of a primitive language. Since they were highly intelligent, they quickly produced an evolved language and arbitrarily called it Sanskrit.

Time of invasion: As late as 1700 BC would do. Even as late as 700 BC would do. They were highly intelligent and must have supercomputers too. That helped them back calculate the planetary positions and events. They put them into various texts in an attempt to show their indigenous origin, which was a must. Chariots? Their ships were chariots. Horses for the chariots? Why, they called the engines ashv and vaji. When horses were brought by traders, they destroyed their ships and obliterated all traces thereof.

Why did they paint Krishna as blue? Easy. Martian cold was intense enough to freeze them blue. The blue ones survived, and bluest of all was their king or prez or whatever they called him. On earth, they regained their natural skin colors.

This theory is far simpler than the AIT. It explains all that which AIT is unable to explain.

With valuable inputs by Sh. RTLM, a redoubtable scholar of Martian Studies.

 

[rcscwc]

Once I wrote it as a spoof on AIT. It explains origin of Aryans in a better way.

 

[R. Ramanujan]

ha ha ha. nyc one.

 

[sangom]

ET Origin of Aryans​

Make way AIT and AMT wallahs. A brand new theory has come up explaining the Aryans.

Crux of the theory is: Aryans are ETs from Mars.

Why Martians migrated. It is known that Mars was not always arid, and had rivers and seas and all. Recent expeditions to Mars have sent back many pictures of Mars showing Martian artifacts. There are sites dedicated to such a science. Once Mars started losing too much water and atmosphere, caused due to some Martian geological upheaval, Mars was doomed as an inhabitable planet.

Why Earth. Martians surveyed all the planets and found that earth having oxygen bearing atmosphere, abundant flora and fauna was quite suitable for their purpose. In addition, it was found to have human population, in which they could easily mingle.

Why India: India had certain advantages. It was quite isolated geographically, had enough water and fertile soils. Only problem was that it was much more densely populated that met their requirement. But they solved it with their WMD, which could just dissolve those targeted, leaving no traces of invasions. Smart guys. In future they could not be tried for crimes against humanity too. It also neatly explains why there is no recorded massacre and exodus of pre-Aryans from N. India.

Religion: For earthians, rains and storms and wild fires and strong gales etc were common but they held the Martians in a new experience. They quickly started worshiping such forces as deities. Since they were aliens from space, they made various planets into gods. Jupiter from Mars looks quite bright and shows a small disc too. They called it Guru, the big and heavy. Later aka as Brihspati, Big Boss. Saturn looked smaller and they called it a baleful one Sani. Even today their decedents dead Sani and perform special rites to please it.

Their original home Mars, Mangal, they could not forget. Mangal Dosha in the horoscope was undesirable. Reason, they actually hated their original home.

Mars gets much smaller solar heat compared to Earth. So they always held a special veneration for it calling it Mitra, friend. Sun actually was friend in need.

Language. Being highly resourced, they conducted a linguist surveys of the surrounding regions, and zeroed on a smattering of a primitive language. Since they were highly intelligent, they quickly produced an evolved language and arbitrarily called it Sanskrit.

Time of invasion: As late as 1700 BC would do. Even as late as 700 BC would do. They were highly intelligent and must have supercomputers too. That helped them back calculate the planetary positions and events. They put them into various texts in an attempt to show their indigenous origin, which was a must. Chariots? Their ships were chariots. Horses for the chariots? Why, they called the engines ashv and vaji. When horses were brought by traders, they destroyed their ships and obliterated all traces thereof.

Why did they paint Krishna as blue? Easy. Martian cold was intense enough to freeze them blue. The blue ones survived, and bluest of all was their king or prez or whatever they called him. On earth, they regained their natural skin colors.

This theory is far simpler than the AIT. It explains all that which AIT is unable to explain.

With valuable inputs by Sh. RTLM, a redoubtable scholar of Martian Studies.

Shri rcscwc,

You are not alone in this finding! The theosophists have a theory much similar to this, but probably they do not call the intelligent and spiritually evolved people from Mars as aryans. This is from my memory please.

 

[Raghy]

we do not know for sure, people did not come from outer space to settle in earth. Why not from Mars? Almost sounds like a cool idea too!

Cheers!

 

[R. Ramanujan]

we need to think on this line also. May be we can find some place to live like earth.
people speculate that earth will end. temperature will rise. winters will cease. oceans will catch up on land.
or asteroids will hit after ozone layer is gone. or aliens will attack.

;-)

 

[Nara]

Folks,

I am unable to fully appreciate why AIT is such a hot topic. Is this not something best left to the academicians to work out? Academic research shows that there have been waves of new immigrants coming into India for as long back as one can imagine. So, what is the big deal? Why is this a political issue? Is the objection mainly to the term "invasion"? If so, why is that word objectionable?

really puzzled ....

 

[sangom]

Folks,

I am unable to fully appreciate why AIT is such a hot topic. Is this not something best left to the academicians to work out? Academic research shows that there have been waves of new immigrants coming into India for as long back as one can imagine. So, what is the big deal? Why is this a political issue? Is the objection mainly to the term "invasion"? If so, why is that word objectionable?

really puzzled ....

Dear Shri Nara,

I am sure you know why the AIT became a sensitive issue when the BJP came to power. Anyway, let me tell that BJP was looked upon as a party taking care of the three upper castes (Brahamnas, Kshatriyas - if there are any still left, and Vaisyas). Mayawati's bahujan samaj party was scoring on this perception of the masses. Hence the powers that be felt that the Aryan-Dravidian divide should be interred once and for all. They got a few committed people like N.S. Rajaram, Nicholas Kazanas, Asko Parpola, etc., to carry out the task also.

Now people do not anymore subscribe to an "invasion" scenario in which the aryan hordes mercilessly destroyed the Indus-valley civilization. But all available evidence points to the vedic people being migrants and it is not possible to completely rule out a peaceful assimilation of these migrants by the indigenous population of the sub-continent (in that case we will not have had the vedic religious system so prominent; it would have been the indigenous religion/s with some aspects of the vedic people's belief in them) or vice versa (till the yajurvedic there is no indication of any indigenous beliefs being accepted into the vedas).

Even today, therefore, the dravidian-aryan divide is a live topic for TN politics. Since tambrams are the inheritors of the vedic (therefore, aryan, by implication) culture, they are seen as "outsiders', although all tambrams and NBs may have very similar genetic characteristics. That is most probably why the AIT is still making its rounds.

 

[Nara]

....Even today, therefore, the dravidian-aryan divide is a live topic for TN politics. Since tambrams are the inheritors of the vedic (therefore, aryan, by implication) culture, they are seen as "outsiders', although all tambrams and NBs may have very similar genetic characteristics. That is most probably why the AIT is still making its rounds.

Thank you Shri Sangom. I suspected as much, but was not sure. I remember a few years ago my nephew asking me whether I believed in AIT. This question sounded very silly to me, as it is not a matter of opinion, but science. At political level, whether or not AIT is true, the oppressive caste system is a reality. So, IMO, BJP would be better off politically trying to mitigate this social scourge than to go after AIT. But then, that takes a lot of time and sincere effort. So, I suppose BJP opted to manufacture AIT as a prescient and pressing social problem needing immediate solution!!! Oh well, here we are again, AIT is the source of all our ills, next to the British and the evil missionaries.

Cheers!

 

[ShivKC]

Dear Shri Nara,

Even today, therefore, the dravidian-aryan divide is a live topic for TN politics. Since tambrams are the inheritors of the vedic (therefore, aryan, by implication) culture, they are seen as "outsiders', although all tambrams and NBs may have very similar genetic characteristics. That is most probably why the AIT is still making its rounds.

its 3000 year old story which is worrying still, but just 300 years ago the irish and scottish who invaded and settled across atlantic dont find any similar contagious problem, i think so.

 

[sangom]

its 3000 year old story which is worrying still, but just 300 years ago the irish and scottish who invaded and settled across atlantic dont find any similar contagious problem, i think so.

Dear Shri Shiv,

That is because the Europeans, including the irish & scottish, decimated the whole of the native populations and they had all the land for themselves, whereas in this sub-continent no such genocide was practised - at least on such enormous scales - and the ancestors who drafted the dharmasastras simply pushed some groups out of the aryan fold without exterminating them. With the wisdom of hindsight we may now say, "what fools these hindu law givers were!!"