vijisesh
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Free Time........... A man asked sardaji,why manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardaji replied, Arey bhai manmohan singh is P.M not A.M
January to december sunday to saturday
Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed.
...... u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child but
in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain &
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ....
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
January to december sunday to saturday
Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed.
...... u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child but
in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain &
u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ....
Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
