Modi is still better than the dumb MMS...Look at what has happened in Bihar where the entire opposition conspired to take on Modi..Laloo's son who is just 27 years old and who is just an Intermediate pass has been made a Cabinet Minister...He cannot even take the oath of office without committing blunders not in English but in Hindi...His younger son Tejaswi who is just 26 years old is made a Deputy CM...What type of administration they are going to provide! Long live Indian democracy! Two hoots to meritocracy!!
Modi is still better than the dumb MMS...Look at what has happened in Bihar where the entire opposition conspired to take on Modi..Laloo's son who is just 27 years old and who is just an Intermediate pass has been made a Cabinet Minister...He cannot even take the oath of office without committing blunders not in English but in Hindi...His younger son Tejaswi who is just 26 years old is made a Deputy CM...What type of administration they are going to provide! Long live Indian democracy! Two hoots to meritocracy!!
There are much more jokes in politics. Let us enjoy them as jokes only.I just saw this topic has been posted in Jokes & Humor! May be I read too much between the lines!! I have taken it seriously & Shri Sangom has given a more serious reply!!
There are much more jokes in politics. Let us enjoy them as jokes only.
Initially there were a lot jokes about Late Kamarajar's English.But no body could deny even today that he was one of the best Chief Ministers.
This is not only a joke; but also express the attitude of politicians and their art of twisting any ordinary message to suit their taste.I am quoting from a shared facebook post below :
Today's politics in India
Reporter:- PM sir; which fruit do you like?
Modi:- Apple
Reporter:- Breaking news ---
Modi does not like Mangoes, Bananas, etc.
Let’s ask Congress their views on this.
Manish Tewari:- Modi likes Apple means Red color.
This means he likes bloodshed. This means he does not want peace and harmony in the country
Ahmed Patel:- This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva. He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims. This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.
Nitish Kumar:- This attitude of Modi is what made us split from NDA.
Rahul Gandhi:- Modi never says which chocolate he likes.
Arnab Goswami : The nation wants to know why Modi likes apple more than other fruits. The Nation has the right to know this.
Sonia Gandhi:- People of India please ask from where
Modi is going to get the money to buy such an expensive fruit.
Geelani:- This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir.
We will not allow this to happen.
Yechuri:- Selecting an expensive fruit like Apple shows Modi is pro - capitalist. It also means he is pro-corporate and wants to promote Apple products indirectly. Why is he not saying about Samsung, etc. We want a CBI enquiry.
Kejriwal:- Traditionally Mango is considered the King of Fruits. Modi is anti tradition. This is against the interest of the aam aadmi.
Foreign Media:- Modi’s communal policies are hurting the secular fabric of India.
Common man - God save this country
I am quoting from a shared facebook post below :
Today's politics in India
Reporter:- PM sir; which fruit do you like?
Modi:- Apple
Reporter:- Breaking news ---
Modi does not like Mangoes, Bananas, etc.
Let’s ask Congress their views on this.
Manish Tewari:- Modi likes Apple means Red color.
This means he likes bloodshed. This means he does not want peace and harmony in the country
Ahmed Patel:- This means Modi is only promoting Hindutva. He does not like green fruits means he is against Muslims. This clearly shows Modi has no feelings for Muslims.
Nitish Kumar:- This attitude of Modi is what made us split from NDA.
Rahul Gandhi:- Modi never says which chocolate he likes.
Arnab Goswami : The nation wants to know why Modi likes apple more than other fruits. The Nation has the right to know this.
Sonia Gandhi:- People of India please ask from where
Modi is going to get the money to buy such an expensive fruit.
Geelani:- This is Modi’s tactic to usurp Kashmir.
We will not allow this to happen.
Yechuri:- Selecting an expensive fruit like Apple shows Modi is pro - capitalist. It also means he is pro-corporate and wants to promote Apple products indirectly. Why is he not saying about Samsung, etc. We want a CBI enquiry.
Kejriwal:- Traditionally Mango is considered the King of Fruits. Modi is anti tradition. This is against the interest of the aam aadmi.
Foreign Media:- Modi’s communal policies are hurting the secular fabric of India.
Common man - God save this country
…1. BJP Govt. convinced Saudi Arabia not to charge “On-Time Delivery 1 Premium charges” on Crude Oil – Young Petroleum Minister Dharmendra Pradhan & External Affairs Minister Sushma Swaraj sealed the deal. Saved the country thousands of crores
3. India will build Biggest ever dam of Nepal (China was trying hard to get that) – India will get 83% Green energy produce from that hydro power station for free – in future
16. During 26th Jan. visit of Barack Obama , NaMo convinced USA to drop rule of Nuclear fuel tracking and sorted out Liabilities rules which now open the gates for next
It is the way one looks at it. The Glass as half filled or half empty. Because both are true. One day one has to pay for both, i.e. the filled portion as well as for the empty portion. There is nothing wrong in our PM going to all these countries and meeting our people. Nethaji subash chandra bose erected huge army in many of these countries to fight the british. Was it not bad ? was it anti national ?