How Stock Markets Work....

[Brahmanyan]

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This morning I got a forwarded mail, please read....

How Stock Markets Work....

A very cold winter!
It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'
'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied,,
The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!:clap2:

 

[Anand Manohar]

Brahma Sir

Good one - great way to start the week. If I could, I'd shout ' ENCORE '

Yay Yem

 

[Anand Manohar]

Brahma Sir

This one is for you - I suppose you've read it before, it's a little story of four former
Presidents of the USSR - it goes something like this:

Four former Presidents of the erstwhile USSR [ Lenin, Stalin, Brezhnev and Gorbachev ]
were travelling on the Trans-Siberian Railway, when the train suddenly stopped in the middle of nowhere
because the railway line simply didn't exist beyond a particular point.

The four different Presidents had the following views :

1 . Lenin : " Lets muster-up the people from the neighboring villages and sing some patriotic songs,
they will then be motivated, work all night and the the railroad in place by the morning " .

2 . Stalin : " Let's muster-up the people from the neighboring villages and shoot down a few, they will then
work all night and get the railroad in place by the morning " .

3 . Brezhnev : " There is enough vodka on the train - let's all drink and and pretend that everything is OK ".

4 . Gorbachev : " Let's call-up Reagan, maybe he has a solution ".

That sort-of sums up the different approaches of the four different people.

The rest, as you know is contemporary history.

Cheers

Yay Yem