I memorized this in my school days as an aid to memory and to impress others. This is the longest sentence I know which has a message, glorifies language and literature and sounds impressive when delivered with a short pause after every comma.
"If then the power of speech is a gift, as great as any that can be named, if the origin of language, by philosophers considered to be nothing short of divine, if by means of words, secrets of heart are brought to light, pain of soul is relieved, hidden grief is carried off, sympathy conveyed, counsel imparted, experience recorded and wisdom perpetuated, if by great authors men are drawn up into unity, the people speak, the past and the future, the east and the west are brought into communication with each other, if such men are, in a word, the spokesmen and prophets of the human family, it will not be wise to make light of literature or to neglect its study, rather we may be sure that in whatever measure we master it, in whatever language and imbibe its spirit, we shall ourselves become, in our own measure, the ministers of such benefits to others, be they many or few, be they in the obscurer or in the more distinguished walks of life, who are united to us by social ties and are are within the sphere of our personal influence."
Annonumous
"If then the power of speech is a gift, as great as any that can be named, if the origin of language, by philosophers considered to be nothing short of divine, if by means of words, secrets of heart are brought to light, pain of soul is relieved, hidden grief is carried off, sympathy conveyed, counsel imparted, experience recorded and wisdom perpetuated, if by great authors men are drawn up into unity, the people speak, the past and the future, the east and the west are brought into communication with each other, if such men are, in a word, the spokesmen and prophets of the human family, it will not be wise to make light of literature or to neglect its study, rather we may be sure that in whatever measure we master it, in whatever language and imbibe its spirit, we shall ourselves become, in our own measure, the ministers of such benefits to others, be they many or few, be they in the obscurer or in the more distinguished walks of life, who are united to us by social ties and are are within the sphere of our personal influence."
Annonumous