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- [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Losing all your friends [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]He shoots his friend and kills him.[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]2. Brother wanted [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".... [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]3. Meaning of WIFE [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!" [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]4. Importance of a period [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away." [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]5. Confident vs. confidential [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! " [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]6. Anger management? [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Wife: "I clean the toilet." [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Husband: "How does that help?" [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]Wife: "I use your toothbrush ..":bump2:sb:bump2:[/FONT]
