Meendum Kadi Jokes

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Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyuma?

Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Paper roastla paper irukkuma!

Thanneera Thanninnu sollalaam;
Panneera panninnu solla mudiyuma?

Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Ana naai biscuitla naai irukkumaa?

Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai
ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukkara kaakka karuppudhaan!

Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam; Aana platformku ticket
vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!

Sodava fridgela vacha ice cold soda aagum, Athukkaaga atha washing
machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa?

Ticket vangitu ulla poradu cinema theatre; Ulla poittu ticket vanguradu
operation theatre!

Sirpi kalla uliyaala adicha adhu kalai;
Naama sirpiya uliyaala adicha adhu kolai!

Nama evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!

Vaayaala naainu sollalaam;
Aana, naayaala vaainu sollamudiyuma?

Quarter adichittu kuppura padukkalaam;
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu!

Neenga bikela evlo thaan fasta ponaalum
ungalayae neenga overtake panna mudiyaathu

Poison 10 naal aanalum payasam aaga mudiyaadhu; Aana, payasam 10 naal
aana poison aaidum!

Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum;
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyuma?

Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirundhalum, Athula evalavu thaan
recharge pannalum, Unnalla unakkae call panna mudiyathu!


Enna thaan meenuku neendha therinjalum
adhala meen kolambula neendha mudiyadhu!

Innaiku thoongina nalaiku enthirikalam;
Aana naalaiku thoongina inaiku enthirika mudiyuma?

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam; aanaalum adhaala kaal mela kaal pottu
ukkaara mudiyaadhu!


Yennadhaan nagapaambu attagaasama padam yeduthaalum Adha theatrela
release panni kaasu panna mudiyuma?

Arisi kottina, vaera arisi vaangalaam;
Paal kottina, vaera paal vaangalaam;
Aana, thael kottina, vaera thael vaangamudiyumaa?

Files naa ukanthu paakanum;
Piles naa paathu ukkaranum

Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhalum
Exam hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu!

Kovil maniya namma adichaa saththam varum; Aanaa kovil mani nambala
adichaa raththam dhaan varum!

Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam;
Aanaa kosuva vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu!


Idli podiya thottu idly saappidalaam;
Aanaa, mookku podiya thottu mookka saappida mudiyuma?

Pallu valina palla pudungalam;
Aanaa kannu valina kanna pudunga mudiyuma!


Pant pottu mutti poda mudiyum;
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyuma?

Hotella kaasu illainaa mavvaatta solluvaanga; Aanaa, busla kaasu illana
bus ota solluvangala?

Sun TVla sorgam paarkkalaam;
Aanaa, sorgathula Sun TV paarka mudiyumaa?

Chairman chair mela ukkaralaam;
Aanaa watchman watch mela ukkaara mudiyumaa?

Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aanaa panamarathula panam irukaadhu!

Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum,
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum!


Evvalo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paarkka mudiyaathu!

Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam;
Aanaa pallu vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!

Key boardla key irrukkum;
Aanaa motherboardla mother irruka mudiyaathu!

Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum;
Aanaa match boxla matcha paarka mudiyaathu!

South India-la Narthangai kidaikkum;
Aanaa North India-la Southangai kidaikkumaa?

Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam
Appo maan pudikiravana maanavannu solla mudiyumma?

Bus stop kitta wait panninaa bus varum - anaa
Full stop kitta wait panninaa full varumaa ?
Nallaa yosinga. Quarter kooda varaadhu!!!


Ennathaan ponnunga byke ottinaalum
Hero Honda, Heroine Honda aagumaa ?
Adhu pola enna thaan pasanga vendai kaai
Saapittaalum Ladies finger gents finger aaghumaa ?

Bill Gates oda paiyanaa irundhaalum
Kazhithal Kanakku podum podhu
Kadan vaangi thaan aaghanum.

Golusu pottaa satham varum anaa
Satham pottaa golusu varumaa ?

Seruppu illaama naama nadakkalaam
Anaa naama illaama seruppu nadakka mudiyumaa ?

Ilaneerilum thanni irukku
Bhoomiyilum thanni irukku
Adhanaala ilaneerila bore poda mudiyumaa ?
Alladhu bhoomila straw pottu urinja mudiyumaa ?

Ungal udambil kodikkanakkaana cell irundhaalum
Adhil oru cellil kooda sim card pottu pesa mudiyumaa ?



Nandriyudan
Bagya

 

[surya krishnan]

well.. some times.. its really funny!!

North Indian Girl Vs South Indian Girl

******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to " walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.


******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE***********

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

17. She is more educated than you.

18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you..


Cheers,

Surya krishnan

 

[surya krishnan]

now we came to know the secret of the location called HELL!!

A Software professional in Hell !
One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.
Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see
how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,
then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Five million dollars".
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Thief was so jealous! s, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group
members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my IT friends too",
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
Technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????
The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"
Devil says
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Ha Ha Ha

Cheers,

surya krishnan

 

[surya krishnan]

viola--- its really humouruos!!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.




When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.




By all means marry . If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.




Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.




The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.




"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."




"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."





"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."





"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't."





Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1 . Whenever you're wrong, admit it ,
2 . Whenever you're right, shut up.




The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...




You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.




My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.




A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.




A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."




SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......
AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!


Cheers,

Surya Krishnan

 

[malgova.mango]

My Father-in laws contribution

Marraige is a university in which the bachelor loses his degree, and the bride gets her master.

Providence provide for the provident

love three , choose two, marry one.

Wiving and hanging go by destiny - shakesphere

A retired husand is, his wife's full time job



malgova.mango

 

[ganappa]

A boy

one day aboy came to exam hall with plumber why u no. because the question paper should not leak.