My Thoughts

[P.J.]

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My Thoughts

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Going to Temple doesn't make one a True Devotee like anyone going to a garage makes him a mechanic.


A closed mouth is better when facing an angry wife



If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.



My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission from your Boss

If you still look like your passport picture, you probably need to Celebrate



Never try to appreciate other man’s wife when your wife is around!!



No husband has ever been shouted at while doing the housework



A balanced diet is what your mom gives



Opportunities always look like mirage, when you look for it in the wrong place.


Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.


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Most urgent calls come to you only when you are in the bathroom.


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Finally always unsubscribe from your threads to avoid any heated exchanges!!!

 

[Raji Ram]

My answers in pink.

My Thoughts

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Going to Temple doesn't make one a True Devotee like anyone going to a garage makes him a mechanic.

So, don't go to temples; save money and energy!


A closed mouth is better when facing an angry wife

Also wear a helmet to save your dome!


If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

NO! Choose the one you have tried because you know the remedies!


My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Please do it several times a day; it is a good exercise for the eyes!

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission from your Boss

Remember this when you interact with your wife!

If you still look like your passport picture, you probably need to Celebrate

OMG! Never wish to have THAT face in your passport! :lol:


Never try to appreciate other man’s wife when your wife is around!!

Remember to check whether the other man is around!!! :spy:


No husband has ever been shouted at while doing the housework

WHO SAID? Check with some henpecked hubbies!


A balanced diet is what your mom gives

and....... then eat junks stealthily! :hungry:


Opportunities always look like mirage, when you look for it in the wrong place.

Also FROM the wrong place!


Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Agreed!


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Have you ever wondered why these two sayings exist?

1. You LEARN from your experience!
2. Never STOP learning!!


By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Though it is said that there is an end for everything!! :dizzy:


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Most urgent calls come to you only when you are in the bathroom.

Because, we go to the bathroom to answer an urgent call!! :becky:

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Finally always unsubscribe from your threads to avoid any heated exchanges!!!

No need! Just :tape: and read the threads, which seldom I remember! ound: ​

 

[renuka]

My answers in blue:

My Thoughts

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Going to Temple doesn't make one a True Devotee like anyone going to a garage makes him a mechanic.

True..even going to the grave one does not remain dead for long(one gets born again)!LOL


A closed mouth is better when facing an angry wife

True..cos a male opened his mouth and caused all the trouble to start with!



If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Why not make a deal and enjoy both..2 evils are better than one!



My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

I prefer a broom..I get to ride on it!LOL



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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission from your Boss.

Your boss did not like you!LOL

If you still look like your passport picture, you probably need to Celebrate

I look better every year! So no complains! Its celebration all year round!



Never try to appreciate other man’s wife when your wife is around!!

I prefer to appreciate another person's husband! What would I do with another man's wife?



No husband has ever been shouted at while doing the housework

Really? You havent met my mother!She claims no one is as good as her at housework..so she does not allow my father to do any housework and if he tries he will be yelled at to stop!LOL



A balanced diet is what your mom gives

My cooking is so balanced that even my mums dislikes it!



Opportunities always look like mirage, when you look for it in the wrong place.

True opportunities come looking for us!


Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Most women still keep their husbands!


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

This is what people say when anything sucks!


By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Life is a circle..there are no ends!


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Most urgent calls come to you only when you are in the bathroom.

Yes..cos the call of nature is answered in the bathroom!


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Finally always unsubscribe from your threads to avoid any heated exchanges!!!

Why run...enjoy the heated arguments ..it keeps you warm!

 

[renuka]

[video]https://youtu.be/SylnuA7zRko[/video]

 

[P.J.]

 

[Raji Ram]

Be patient enough to read and understand the lyrics, P J Sir!

Posting the song with lyrics for you to understand!

In the memory of those we have loved and lost

 

[P.J.]

Be patient enough to read and understand the lyrics, P J Sir!

Posting the song with lyrics for you to understand!

In the memory of those we have loved and lost

 

[Raji Ram]

 

[P.J.]

 

[renuka]

[video]https://youtu.be/ymuNkKuToao[/video]




I love this song...dark and intense.

I can even listen to it 10x a day.

Superb voice of the macho handsome singer Shantanu Mukherjee.

The tune is supposed to be a copy from Tanz Der Vampire(Dance of the Vampires) a German Musical.