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Oops Rahul! Jokes galore

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Excerpts with minimum comments. Get a full understanding of india's future manmohan singh; mms does not open his mouth, perhaps a wise decision, but rahul is unstoppable!!!

Rahul:
“I feel ashamed to call myself an Indian” (He is half italian anyway)

Rahul: “I am a Brahmin”, while trying to soothe some party upper caste party members. (So he has the right and wisdom to say any rubbish, with lot of self goals)

Rahul: “People have been killed, people have been raped (at Bhatta Parsaul and other areas near Noida)”. As per NHRC (National Human Rights Commission) there were no rapes or killings.

Rahul: “
there is 70 foot ashes in there (Bhatta Parsaul) with dead bodies inside“.
(When the minister asked the king 'shall we bury him, burn him or throw him in the sea, the king replied - 'take no risk, do all three)

Rahul: “Gujarat is bigger than the United Kingdom”.

Rahul: “India is bigger than US and Europe put together”.

Rahul: “99 per cent of the terror attacks are stopped”. (After Mumbai blasts in July of 2011, just hours after a massive tragedy. Imagine if rahul is not there 1% will be stopped and 99% will be through.)
Rahul: “There are attacks on the US in Iraq and Afghanistan, daily” (Peanuts in india)

Rahul: “We can sit back, relax and we will destroy terrorism in 15 minutes”. (Wow! We hope that one per cent of terrorism which his party’s Government could not stop can be stopped in 15 minutes if we ‘empower’ the way he wants.)


Rahul: “Hindu extremists more dangerous than Lashkar-e-Tayyeba”, Rahul reportedly told American diplomats, according to WikiLeaks. Brahmin terrorists are the most dangerous.

Rahul: “My family divided Pakistan and created Bangladesh”

Rahul: “Galti se Gujarat bol diya Bihar ke bajaaye” (By mistake, I said Gujarat instead of Bihar) to students in Bihar and rushed out in the middle of a meeting,

Rahul: “Politics is in your shirt and pants. It’s everywhere”. Whatever he was trying to convey did come out very weird.

Rahul: “If Left wins Kerala, 93 year old CM by next poll” ( his party also had a nearly 79-year-old Prime Minister and was bringing in a 76-year-old President soon.

Rahul: “Some parties are against internal democracy”. This, coming from a fifth generation dynasty ‘leader’,

Thursday’s awesome global lesson from Rahul.
“20th century was Saudi Arabia’s as it controlled the oil”.

It happened again on Thursday, October 11, 2012. Rahul Gandhi, the hot favourite future Prime Minister for some people, uttered something about India being the “21st century Saudi Arabia”.

http://www.niticentral.com/2012/10/politics-is-in-your-shirt-and-pant.html
 
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What to say??!!?? I am wonder struck and bemused!!!


The personality in the OP seem to be an up and coming International Stand-Up Comedian..

 
dear sarang !
it reminds me a cartoon in face book about sri ragul where he is telling
i am hindu ,i am mullah , i am kasmiri etc. and a monkey also in a zoo.
guruvayurappan
 
While commenting on political personalities, we should be careful to remember that there is a section 66Aof the IT Act. (Recently Srinivasan of Pondicherry was arrested around 5 am just at the instance of a e mail from a central cabinet minister's son)
 
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