1) Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
(I know it already from the past experiences!)
2) We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars.
(Small wonder that there is no eye contact at any time whatsoever.)
3) Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.
(The mask is known as anonymity in the language of the forum)
4) A gentleman is one never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
(Here all are truly great gentlemen).
5) Women are made to be loved, not understood.
(Does that mean men are made to be neither loved nor understood?)
6) I am so clever that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying.
(Don't worry brother! You have great companions here!)
7) True Friends stab you in the front!
(What about those who stab from both sides?)
8) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
(That explains precisely why we are happy and sad by turns!)
Quotes by the inimitable genius Oscar Wilde.
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