Sundar, P. is CEO of Googles. And read this

[Vaagmi]

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TB's capacity to laugh at themselves is immense. Read this.

If Google was a Tambrahm scenario because of the new CEO taking over:

Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaappi.

Search: Today's news.
Google: Ean da? ungaaththula The Inthu paper varalaya innikki?

Search:Mission Imposible. Show timings in city.
Googleeriya Tom Cruise fanaadaa nee? Poi padida.

Search: Hair-cutting saloon near me.
Google: Today is Tuesday/Friday. Try tomorrow.

Search: Hindu baby names.
Google: If it a boy thatha peru. If girl paatti peru.

Search: How to travel the world in Rs. Ten Lakhs
Google: World travel? shut up. Put 5 lakhs in FD and with remaining 5 lakhs buy gold.

Search: Career options
Google: Engineering+MS, Engineering+MBA or CA.

Search: Holiday destination
Google: Kovil

Search: Healthy food
Google: Thayir sadham with vadu maanga.

Search: Recipe for Chicken 65
Google: Error 404. not found

Search: What s special in December
Google: Kutcheris and Markazhi kovil prasadam

Search: Swear words
Google: Abhishtoo,Shaniyan, Kadangaaraa.

Search: Honeymoon ideas
Google: Suprabhatham seva at Tirupathy

Search: Groom
Google: Did you mean Groom with MS and employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destination in the world
Google: Keep calm. It is Aadi Maasam now.

The Logo of google would have been a panchangam and the site would refuse to work during
rahukalam and yamakantam.

The OO in Google would be replaced by vadumangas always.

The number of results will always be in multiples of 108

Neighbours' son/daughter's maths and science scores will be visible on the home page.

Android's new releases would be named Paalpayasam, Thirukkannamuthu, kozhukkattai, jaangiri etc.,

LOL.

 

[mkrishna100]

Search: Hindu baby names.
Google: If it a boy thatha peru. If girl paatti peru.

In today's Conext Boy's Tatha , Paati have lost the exclusive right in having their names passed on to their grandkids and it must also include the Girls Tatha Paati names for one of the kids .

 

[yesmohan]

In today's Conext Boy's Tatha , Paati have lost the exclusive right in having their names passed on to their grandkids and it must also include the Girls Tatha Paati names for one of the kids .

Hai... " unga veetleyum ippadi thaanaa? "

 

[tbs]

Hai... " unga veetleyum ippadi thaanaa? "

hi

haha....a small correction....besh besh.....unga aathileyum ippadi thaana/...

 

[rishikesan]

Dear nVagme, You have cogently written the commonly known sayings, regularly uttered by the Elder women & men. It is time we should feel proud about our Honest, traditional habits which keeps our Unity in the entire Brahmin families , wherever they may live in the world.
Let us be more Jovial & strengthen the Unity & encourage all youngsters & be useful to them , so that they would like us also, though getting aged ?
Rishikesan ( A. Srinivasan)

 

[Vaagmi]

Dear nVagme, You have cogently written the commonly known sayings, regularly uttered by the Elder women & men. It is time we should feel proud about our Honest, traditional habits which keeps our Unity in the entire Brahmin families , wherever they may live in the world.
Let us be more Jovial & strengthen the Unity & encourage all youngsters & be useful to them , so that they would like us also, though getting aged ?
Rishikesan ( A. Srinivasan)

Dear Rishikesan sir,

That OP was what I received from my daughter. She is a member of a youngsters group. So thanks to them. I brought it here because I usually look at the funny side of situations and this post did exactly that. I enjoyed it and so brought it here. I am happy that our youngsters are also capable of laughing at themselves. விதையொன்று போட்டால் சுரையொன்று முளைக்குமா? LOL.