[THANKSGIVING]..!!
I am here for the "Thanksgiving Day.."
I was rudely shaken from my book reading by some anonymous voice..
I looked around in my study ..but no one was found..I thought it was some illusion and started back my reading..
Hey..you.!!...can't you see me..? Again the same voice..
I have decided to investigate..but could not find anyone except a mosquito hovering over my head..
It is me..said the mosquito and started talking to me...
I was not only surprised but bewildered by the mosquito..
Don't be surprised Man..To-day is 'ThanksGiving' Day.. So God has given me power to do extraordinary things..and that's why I am talking to you..
It is O.K...I have nothing to do with your so called 'Day'..I looked around for my mosquito bat to kill it..
Wait..Man..being Thanksgiving day,, .I have to 'present' you something..
'Present'..Why should I accept your 'present'...?
See ..This is the mentality of you Indians living in India.. you never appreciate good things ..This Thanksgiving day is an important 'thing' for the Americans ..so the Indians also should follow ..it is an universal law ..approved and appreciated by some of our Indians too..
O.K. what you want to 'present' me...?..
Yes..Mankind and mosquitos exist together for generations and we developed an unbreakable bond ..to honour our relationship.... I brought you some good presentation..but as reciprocating gesture you too should 'present' something from you..
I will give you Dengue or Malaria or Flu or all the three and as reciprocation ..just give a drop of blood from you..
Why should I suffer with these things by accepting your 'present'..?
See..Man..this shows your lack of knowldge...Economy ..Man..economy..If you buy a 'present' for your friend ..you spend..if your friend 'presents' something as receprocation..he spends..So spending makes money to rotate..and it goes to the shop keeper , manufacturer etc..and this generates profit ..So your 'present' develops marketing..and it boost the economy if is done in a mass scale and that is reason for these 'days'..
But I read somewhere ..the thanks giving day is for expressing our gratitude with our kith and kin..
Ha..Ha..don't believe such reasons man....
But In whatway it connects with my suffering..answer me before I kill you..
Don't be rude and insulting man..When you get my 'present'..you go to your Doctor to treat you..and if you are not cured you get admitted in hospital for more treatment..and all these things involve 'spending'. As I said spending makes economy to grow..So you should appreciate ...we 'present' things for Social cause and the development of Economy will be more when we mosquitos give our'present' to more and more people.
.
You go to Hell with your 'ThanksgivingDay' present ..
I swung the Mosquito bat and killed the Mosquito..
TVK
I am here for the "Thanksgiving Day.."
I was rudely shaken from my book reading by some anonymous voice..
I looked around in my study ..but no one was found..I thought it was some illusion and started back my reading..
Hey..you.!!...can't you see me..? Again the same voice..
I have decided to investigate..but could not find anyone except a mosquito hovering over my head..
It is me..said the mosquito and started talking to me...
I was not only surprised but bewildered by the mosquito..
Don't be surprised Man..To-day is 'ThanksGiving' Day.. So God has given me power to do extraordinary things..and that's why I am talking to you..
It is O.K...I have nothing to do with your so called 'Day'..I looked around for my mosquito bat to kill it..
Wait..Man..being Thanksgiving day,, .I have to 'present' you something..
'Present'..Why should I accept your 'present'...?
See ..This is the mentality of you Indians living in India.. you never appreciate good things ..This Thanksgiving day is an important 'thing' for the Americans ..so the Indians also should follow ..it is an universal law ..approved and appreciated by some of our Indians too..
O.K. what you want to 'present' me...?..
Yes..Mankind and mosquitos exist together for generations and we developed an unbreakable bond ..to honour our relationship.... I brought you some good presentation..but as reciprocating gesture you too should 'present' something from you..
I will give you Dengue or Malaria or Flu or all the three and as reciprocation ..just give a drop of blood from you..
Why should I suffer with these things by accepting your 'present'..?
See..Man..this shows your lack of knowldge...Economy ..Man..economy..If you buy a 'present' for your friend ..you spend..if your friend 'presents' something as receprocation..he spends..So spending makes money to rotate..and it goes to the shop keeper , manufacturer etc..and this generates profit ..So your 'present' develops marketing..and it boost the economy if is done in a mass scale and that is reason for these 'days'..
But I read somewhere ..the thanks giving day is for expressing our gratitude with our kith and kin..
Ha..Ha..don't believe such reasons man....
But In whatway it connects with my suffering..answer me before I kill you..
Don't be rude and insulting man..When you get my 'present'..you go to your Doctor to treat you..and if you are not cured you get admitted in hospital for more treatment..and all these things involve 'spending'. As I said spending makes economy to grow..So you should appreciate ...we 'present' things for Social cause and the development of Economy will be more when we mosquitos give our'present' to more and more people.
.
You go to Hell with your 'ThanksgivingDay' present ..
I swung the Mosquito bat and killed the Mosquito..
TVK
