The 11Th Husband

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The 11 th Husband....

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was inTelemarketing;even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get
SCREWED ."

 

[Desi]

I have a suggestion for the moderators. This forum should ban people who accuse others of being Fundamentalists and Talibans and put up a condition that they should be able to post like Lotus-quartz at least once a month!

Thanks my friend Lotus, I thoroughly enjoyed it!

 

[lotus_quartz]

I'm happy if this could make you smile.

If not, well, "mujhko yaaron maaf karna."

 

[KRS]

Dear LQ Ji,

Judging from what Sri Desi Ji wrote, I am literally repeating the last words of the protaganist of your story. I am glad it was allowed to stand. I enjoyed it too!

Pranams,
KRS

 

[KRS]

More Jokes

Here is a set of jokes (I have a month's repreive at least):

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.

Thanks for letting me piggy back on your jokes, Bro Sri LQ Ji.

Regards,
KRS

 

[tech_rsr]

It made me laugh but it wasn't appealing to me to find this joke on this website.