What if Google search engine was a TamBram. Here is a small take on common search queries with Tamil Brahmin influence. Just for fun.
Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.
Search: Hair-cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow!
Search: Hindu baby names?
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru; if girl, Paatti peru.
Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs 5 lakhs buy gold!
Search: Career options
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA.
Search: What would be a good Holiday destination?
Google: Mama's house or Athai's house.
Search: Healthy food.
Google: Thayir Saadham.
Search: Recipe for chicken 65?
Google: Error 404. Not found!
Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kolam.
Search: Name some swear words.
Google: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi...
Search: Suggest some Restaurants.
Google: Innikku ammavasai. Have palaharam at home.
Search: Lyrics for latest film song?
Google: Song lyrics a? Modalla idhai kathukko, "Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro"...
Search: Suggest Grooms.
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?
Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: No weddings in Aadi Maasam.
Search: Travel time to destination.
Google: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30.
Search: Name some interesting hobbies?
Google: Carnatic music and Bharatnatyam.
Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.
Search: Legal marriageable age for boys?
Google: Poonal pottacha?
Search: Menu ideas for parties
Google: vethakozhambu and sutta applam.
Search: Supplements for development of brain.
Google: Vendakka.
Search: Cool slangs to address peers.
Google: For men - Maama and women - Maami.
Search: Latest fashion.
Google: Madisar and Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.
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Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.
Search: Hair-cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow!
Search: Hindu baby names?
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru; if girl, Paatti peru.
Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5 lakhs in fixed deposit & with remaining Rs 5 lakhs buy gold!
Search: Career options
Google: Engineering + MS, Engineering + MBA or CA.
Search: What would be a good Holiday destination?
Google: Mama's house or Athai's house.
Search: Healthy food.
Google: Thayir Saadham.
Search: Recipe for chicken 65?
Google: Error 404. Not found!
Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kolam.
Search: Name some swear words.
Google: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi...
Search: Suggest some Restaurants.
Google: Innikku ammavasai. Have palaharam at home.
Search: Lyrics for latest film song?
Google: Song lyrics a? Modalla idhai kathukko, "Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro"...
Search: Suggest Grooms.
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?
Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: No weddings in Aadi Maasam.
Search: Travel time to destination.
Google: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30.
Search: Name some interesting hobbies?
Google: Carnatic music and Bharatnatyam.
Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.
Search: Legal marriageable age for boys?
Google: Poonal pottacha?
Search: Menu ideas for parties
Google: vethakozhambu and sutta applam.
Search: Supplements for development of brain.
Google: Vendakka.
Search: Cool slangs to address peers.
Google: For men - Maama and women - Maami.
Search: Latest fashion.
Google: Madisar and Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.
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