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#4. The mugger meets his match!

That mugger is always busy at nights. He is on the lookout for suitable targets to corner into an alley and take away their money.

George ( a man with a bun on his head) is walking past that way one night. The mugger corners him and manages to push him into the alley. 

He holds something short and pointed inside his coat pocket and demands George to give him all the money.

George is not scared. He slowly pulls out his purse. He then takes out his driving license commenting that the photo hardly resembles him anymore.

He then pulls of the ticket to the first ever cinema he had gone to. He pulls out the receipt for the first ever pants he has bought for himself!

The mugger is becoming angrier by the moment and threatens to kill George - unless he hands over his money immediately.

Now George wants to see his fine pistol which seems to be so short and yet so very powerful. He says he has never seen a real pistol nor held it in all his life. He begs the mugger to show him the pistol.

Suddenly the mugger turns away and walks off angrily. George taunts him and asks him to show the pistol at least once before he goes away.

Now the mugger pulls out his hand from the pocket and says he has no pistol! He has just kept his finger pointed like a pistol. 

George has a hearty laugh that the mugger has met his match that day.

P.S:

I can't help wondering why the mugger did not give George some 'dharma adi'

for making a fool out of him and cheating him of his loot.