Tamils are always proud to be 'Tamizhs'; Pretty courteous (that is what
they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi).
The more common Madarasi --chennaisi...,now?) is an ardent fan of
kireeket matches.
Their counterparts in Bombay ..(No Mumbai yet) think they live in America
but speak Hinglish like '...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!"
And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar.
The BEST hypocrites in the world.
'Thamizhs', are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the
keralites who are a komblex race of peoblle (possibly migrated around 2000
B.C. from the middle east and now even the Sheikhs feel wary
of them) but they have excellent GK , eat a lot of chooclyte and own
99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of nursing
community.
Not far begind the kerals is the telugu desam, who are totally againesht
flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come
out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu
('fleet'). Worustu,no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu,Microsu and
COBOLu!Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them
judgingu,probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest 'lat'
'dobun' south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or)
an ebola virus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka.
'Cauvery' very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on
his nose, they'll burn the entire city of Benglore to kill the fly! To
hell with Silicon valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu,
crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites.
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused,complex lot-kar. -Kar, that
is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because
sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are
you from Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why
the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the
principles of 'pheejix' and their favourite character in the alphabet is
'Zay' (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving
people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like
to keep 'kes' in the 'benk' and their favourite past time is eating
'snakes' like 'paav bhaji', 'masala papad' and 'pijja' at the local
'snake bar'. They gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it
and believe in the brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman(everybody
is a 'bhai or a 'ben').
If you go further eesht, you land uf Udissa- the land of irron ('r' is
unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people
are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask you 'B' or
'Bhe'. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at
the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll number jero,
jero, sebhen.
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro
Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray
who was also pretty good) and everybody is 'X'da. I used to have a
friend by name. 'Dada'. Wonder...never mind. Bot I most conphess,
Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the
universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees
are bery phond of Laloo and Put (like' but" )na, ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch
hai,kaa?! spit spit...
UP bhaiyas and MPwallas are busy going to ischool and istudying metals to make
lots of ishteel. Bhaiyas are also busy changing often not only govts but CMs too...
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer'Rotti Shotti Khayega!'
to which I once replied 'No'. He said 'Tage itu,yaar!' By
God'u!'Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!'. Then of course,everybody's a
'paappe' or a 'kaakke'. That's P'njab for you.
And Kashmir (called 'Cashmir' by many, may be because of the amount of
cash spent to keep it in India)?!? I know 'Roja (or Rosa?)'was shot (I mean
filmed) somewhere nearby...
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is
in Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon
Road,Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer
--- INDIANS.
Passports may vary but not the spirit !
Tho Sur bane hamaara!
Got this in email today....
Just a joke....Sorry if you are offended
Nandriyudan
Bagya
they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi).
The more common Madarasi --chennaisi...,now?) is an ardent fan of
kireeket matches.
Their counterparts in Bombay ..(No Mumbai yet) think they live in America
but speak Hinglish like '...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!"
And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar.
The BEST hypocrites in the world.
'Thamizhs', are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the
keralites who are a komblex race of peoblle (possibly migrated around 2000
B.C. from the middle east and now even the Sheikhs feel wary
of them) but they have excellent GK , eat a lot of chooclyte and own
99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of nursing
community.
Not far begind the kerals is the telugu desam, who are totally againesht
flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come
out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu
('fleet'). Worustu,no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu,Microsu and
COBOLu!Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them
judgingu,probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest 'lat'
'dobun' south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or)
an ebola virus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka.
'Cauvery' very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on
his nose, they'll burn the entire city of Benglore to kill the fly! To
hell with Silicon valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu,
crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites.
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused,complex lot-kar. -Kar, that
is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because
sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are
you from Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why
the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the
principles of 'pheejix' and their favourite character in the alphabet is
'Zay' (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving
people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like
to keep 'kes' in the 'benk' and their favourite past time is eating
'snakes' like 'paav bhaji', 'masala papad' and 'pijja' at the local
'snake bar'. They gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it
and believe in the brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman(everybody
is a 'bhai or a 'ben').
If you go further eesht, you land uf Udissa- the land of irron ('r' is
unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people
are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask you 'B' or
'Bhe'. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at
the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll number jero,
jero, sebhen.
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro
Boash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray
who was also pretty good) and everybody is 'X'da. I used to have a
friend by name. 'Dada'. Wonder...never mind. Bot I most conphess,
Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the
universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees
are bery phond of Laloo and Put (like' but" )na, ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch
hai,kaa?! spit spit...
UP bhaiyas and MPwallas are busy going to ischool and istudying metals to make
lots of ishteel. Bhaiyas are also busy changing often not only govts but CMs too...
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer'Rotti Shotti Khayega!'
to which I once replied 'No'. He said 'Tage itu,yaar!' By
God'u!'Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!'. Then of course,everybody's a
'paappe' or a 'kaakke'. That's P'njab for you.
And Kashmir (called 'Cashmir' by many, may be because of the amount of
cash spent to keep it in India)?!? I know 'Roja (or Rosa?)'was shot (I mean
filmed) somewhere nearby...
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is
in Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon
Road,Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer
--- INDIANS.
Passports may vary but not the spirit !
Tho Sur bane hamaara!
Got this in email today....
Just a joke....Sorry if you are offended
Nandriyudan
Bagya
