Which one you would Choose?

[P.J.]

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If God gives you a chance to choose your gender in your next birth which one you would choose?

I am sure that I will choose to be born as Male only in my next birth, what about you?:dance:

 

[renuka]

If God gives you a chance to choose your gender in your next birth which one you would choose?

I am sure that I will choose to be born as Male only in my next birth, what about you?:dance:

I surely want to be a female..for these reasons:

1)I can wear different types of clothes..men have boring fashion!LOL

2)I can style my hair differently.

3)I can use lipstick.

4)I can wear high heeled shoes.

5)I can get work done by acting helpless!Ha Ha Ha

6)The female body is more beautiful! you can't find many nude paintings of men!LOL

7)We females can act dumb and still get away with it...guys can't..they have to be intelligent.

8)Females have better lingerie..men's underwear are boring!

9)We females can deliver kids which a guy cant!

10)Lastly..we females can survive a kick in the groin..guys cant!Ha Ha Ha

 

[P.J.]

I surely want to be a female..for these reasons:

1)I can wear different types of clothes..men have boring fashion!LOL

2)I can style my hair differently.

3)I can use lipstick.

4)I can wear high heeled shoes.

5)I can get work done by acting helpless!Ha Ha Ha

6)The female body is more beautiful! you can't find many nude paintings of men!LOL

7)We females can act dumb and still get away with it...guys can't..they have to be intelligent.

8)Females have better lingerie..men's underwear are boring!

9)We females can deliver kids which a guy cant!

10)Lastly..we females can survive a kick in the groin..guys cant!Ha Ha Ha

renukaji

you always think differently, i appreciate your way of thinking.

All males must be scared to give birth to a baby
Here is a small Story, you may like it..
( my own imagination only )

Once upon a time, all women went to God and prayed that they can no longer bear the pain of “ delivery” and they wanted as the Father of the baby is responsible for that , he should bear the pain.

God thought about it and cautioned them, but they were adamant that “ONLY THE FATHER OF THE BABY SHOULD BEAR THE PAIN.
So God Said “So IT BE “
From then on, only the FATHER of the baby had delivery pain and all females were happy as they were spared off Delivery Pain.

Kaliyuga came and Men were taking” delivery Leave “from office work!!
(As most Government gave Maternity Pain Leave)

But it so happened, in many cases the Husband of the pregnant women never got any delivery pain!! But the neighbor or some friend got it!!!
So again all women went to God and prayed that they will only bear the ‘Delivery Pain’ and God granted their wish:
‘SO IT BE’

Ha ha ha

 

[renuka]

renukaji

you always think differently, i appreciate your way of thinking.

All males must be scared to give birth to a baby
Here is a small Story, you may like it..
( my own imagination only )

Once upon a time, all women went to God and prayed that they can no longer bear the pain of “ delivery” and they wanted as the Father of the baby is responsible for that , he should bear the pain.

God thought about it and cautioned them, but they were adamant that “ONLY THE FATHER OF THE BABY SHOULD BEAR THE PAIN.
So God Said “So IT BE “
From then on, only the FATHER of the baby had delivery pain and all females were happy as they were spared off Delivery Pain.

Kaliyuga came and Men were taking” delivery Leave “from office work!!
(As most Government gave Maternity Pain Leave)

But it so happened, in many cases the Husband of the pregnant women never got any delivery pain!! But the neighbor or some friend got it!!!
So again all women went to God and prayed that they will only bear the ‘Delivery Pain’ and God granted their wish:
‘SO IT BE’

Ha ha ha

Ha Ha Ha...I have heard this story before..I think even in some Tamil movie before in the 80's some Ulta Pulta Mataji will make men bear the labour pains and the neighbour gets the labour pain.

 

[P.J.]

Renukaji

Advantages of being a female is nothing compared to being a Male.

1. Unwanted kid is only a Female kid; hence THOTIL Dhittam was brought up in TN (simply not wanting a girl.) "Cradle babies” project was brought up only because only female babies were left in dust bins.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. Can watch any movie/or game alone or with a buddy or group of buddies
4. Same work... more pay.
5. Wedding shopping costs much less
6. People do not stare even with bare chest
7. Less Phone/Cell phone bill as conversations are short
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
9. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
10. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
11. One wallet for the whole year
12. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache /Beard
13. Any Festival shopping is over within 15-20 minutes.
14. Can be hero even after 60
15. Can marry beautiful girls much younger
16. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
17. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
18. Can Sit in anyway unmindful of other’s stare
19. No delivery pain
20. Always ready!!
21. Men are less likely to suffer from depression.
22. Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
23. Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault.
24. A group of Men can walk on sea shore even at Midnight.
25. Chocolate is just another snack.
26. The world is your urinal.
27. After 40 more Active!!
28. Business at ATM centre takes less time
29. No menopause worry
30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
31. Inner Garments costs less!!
32. Everything on your face stays its original color.
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
34. FINALLY NO ONE IN DELHI is going to ……..

 

[P.J.]

renukaji

See this news item


Oldest dad becomes father - Times Of India

 

[C RAVI]

Renukaji

Advantages of being a female is nothing compared to being a Male.

1. Unwanted kid is only a Female kid; hence THOTIL Dhittam was brought up in TN (simply not wanting a girl.) "Cradle babies” project was brought up only because only female babies were left in dust bins.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. Can watch any movie/or game alone or with a buddy or group of buddies
4. Same work... more pay.
5. Wedding shopping costs much less
6. People do not stare even with bare chest
7. Less Phone/Cell phone bill as conversations are short
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
9. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
10. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
11. One wallet for the whole year
12. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache /Beard
13. Any Festival shopping is over within 15-20 minutes.
14. Can be hero even after 60
15. Can marry beautiful girls much younger
16. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
17. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
18. Can Sit in anyway unmindful of other’s stare
19. No delivery pain
20. Always ready!!
21. Men are less likely to suffer from depression.
22. Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
23. Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault.
24. A group of Men can walk on sea shore even at Midnight.
25. Chocolate is just another snack.
26. The world is your urinal.
27. After 40 more Active!!
28. Business at ATM centre takes less time
29. No menopause worry
30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
31. Inner Garments costs less!!
32. Everything on your face stays its original color.
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
34. FINALLY NO ONE IN DELHI is going to ……..

Exactly!!!

 

[renuka]

Renukaji

Advantages of being a female is nothing compared to being a Male.

1. Unwanted kid is only a Female kid; hence THOTIL Dhittam was brought up in TN (simply not wanting a girl.) "Cradle babies” project was brought up only because only female babies were left in dust bins.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. Can watch any movie/or game alone or with a buddy or group of buddies
4. Same work... more pay.
5. Wedding shopping costs much less
6. People do not stare even with bare chest
7. Less Phone/Cell phone bill as conversations are short
8. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
9. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
10. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
11. One wallet for the whole year
12. You have the freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache /Beard
13. Any Festival shopping is over within 15-20 minutes.
14. Can be hero even after 60
15. Can marry beautiful girls much younger
16. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
17. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
18. Can Sit in anyway unmindful of other’s stare
19. No delivery pain
20. Always ready!!
21. Men are less likely to suffer from depression.
22. Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
23. Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault.
24. A group of Men can walk on sea shore even at Midnight.
25. Chocolate is just another snack.
26. The world is your urinal.
27. After 40 more Active!!
28. Business at ATM centre takes less time
29. No menopause worry
30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
31. Inner Garments costs less!!
32. Everything on your face stays its original color.
33. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
34. FINALLY NO ONE IN DELHI is going to ……..

Dear PJ sir,

1)Unwanted female child is a problem in India.
Here any kid can be wanted or unwanted.
So it is not a world wide problem.

2)Here my last name is staying put..cos we have National ID cards where our name has to match the name in our Birth Certs.
So we come with the same name and even on death certificate here the name has to be the same as in ID card.So not a problem here.

3)Who says females can not watch movies alone?I have done that before.
It is very safe here to watch movies alone out here.

4)Here pay scale is fixed..no sex biased situations.
One report to the Labour Office and the employer is screwed in the Industrial Court.

5)Wedding shopping can cost less than a guys if we know what to shop.

6)Who is complaining if anyone is staring at anyone's chest??LOL
Most of us are not Pamela Anderson so rarely happens!Ha Ha Ha

7)No..you are wrong..females make missed calls..so they don't have phone bills..its the guy who calls them back!

8)I go for vacations with just 1 suitcase..bring clothes that can be mixed and matched.
I never give clothes to laundry at hotels..I wash them in the Jacuzzi!
Really I did that before many times..its like a washing machine..put clothes in..add soap and its clean.

9)Women's shoes dont cost much.
The shoe I am wearing from Bata cost only RM 50 but my husband's shoe from Bata cost RM 120.
So If I buy two it is the same cost as a guys 1 shoe.

10)Men's hairstyle keep changing..thinning,frontal or side or back balding!LOL

11)Most females these days becos of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome and Obesity have facial hair.
So its up to them to decide if they want to keep it or not!LOL

12)I have only 3 handbags and it lasting me 10 years!

13)A woman can be a Pimp at 60 once the market value of youth decreases!Ha Ha Ha..so employment not a problem..they can be heroine in anything!

14)Well many old rich women have toy boys..who wants to marry BTW!

15)Gray hair and wrinkles add character too.
Everyone ages..even the ever green male's shade of green fades.

16)Not all woman care who talks what?BTW nowadays internet keeps everyone busy cos juicy gossip is got on line and people gossip online.

17)Females too these days give a damn how they sit..some celebrities are known to show some underclothes here and there.
It's a peek a boo situation for guys..so be happy..girls are still considerate for giving guys some pleasure.

18)Always ready?? I don't know what you mean.
If is getting ready fast to go somewhere..not true..you don't know that some men take longer to get ready to go out.

If you are talking about sexual intercourse..then as men age they are not always ready..Viagra takes about 30 mins for action to kick in.

That way its we females who win!Ha Ha Ha
No need for Viagra.

19)Renal stone colic in male is known to be even worse than Labour Pain..I have seen patients reel and cry!
Some say a kick in the groin for a male is the world's worst known excruciating pain!

20)Men have higher risk for suicide and substance abuse.Most love failure suicide cases are males!
Men still cry for first love..woman go on and marry another! Ha Ha Ha

21)Man suffer from performance anxiety..if the nether regions do not work as well..his mind is totally in unrest!

22)If we are equipped with a weapon then luck can be on a woman's side too.

23)A group of woman can walk anywhere they want..I have seen a group of woman walking and swimming at the sea shore at night.
I have seen this from the resort window.

24)Of course chocolate is another snack.Most women crave chocolate when they have Pre Menstrual Syndrome.

25)The world is a dumpster for us humans..we pollute it.

26)After 50 more active cos when menopause sets in..there is no fear of pregnancy.
So its at this age some women chose to become adventurous!

27)Men will worry if they will rise to the occasion!LOL

28)There is online banking..so who goes to ATM!

29)In fact I do not like people inviting me for functions..so I prefer to be friends with people who do not encroach upon my personal space.
So not all women get angry when not invited for functions.
At functions we will be forced to eat food cooked with loads of oil etc...that will need extra hours at the gym to burn that off.

30)Nope...not true..buy inner garments during a sale..it might be cheaper than Jockey brand of guys inner garment(Indian brand)

31)Guys and girls face color changes according to the shades of the Navarasa..so nothing stays original and further more in this world..everything is subject to change besides Brahman.
So nothing remains the original color or form.

32)I have seen many females turn up with same outfit as mine before..no big deal..if a woman knows she looks good why worry?

33)Woman might get raped..but men get killed, shot and also sodomized or even worse, emasculated.

Just 2 months ago... walking distance from where I work a guy got shot dead point blank range at a restaurant.

So death and assault can come in any form.

34)Lastly women have Pre Menstrual Syndrome and at that time if a guy makes her angry..he has to bear the brunt of her anger!LOL

 

[P.J.]

renukaji

thought that you were hiding after reading my post no 5.
Do you really think your point by point reply holds good? ha ha

did you notice my post no 6? Can a woman become a mother at that age ?

 

[renuka]

renukaji

thought that you were hiding after reading my post no 5.
Do you really think your point by point reply holds good? ha ha

did you notice my post no 6? Can a woman become a mother at that age ?

Dear P J sir,

I will not very active online this week as I have some exams coming up.

BTW what is the big deal of any old guy fathering a child.

Most old guys who become fathers dare not to a DNA test to find out the truth!LOL

There is joke I once read that an old man age some age 70.. told a doctor that he had just fathered a child through his young wife and was bragging about it non stop!

The doctor told him this:..Once there was hunter who had gone hunting and came face to face with a tiger..he aimed his gun but sadly he had forgotten to load the bullets.

Then just as the tiger was about to pounce on him..the tiger fell dead..shot dead.

So then the doctor asked the guy..."how did the tiger die?"

The guy replied..some other hunter must have shot the tiger.

Doctor replied..exactly!

 

[Iyyarooraan]

As if you have a choice. If there is one, I will try to find out which one is ruling and opt for the ruling class in the human specie. Otherwise, it will not matter.

 

[P.J.]

As if you have a choice. If there is one, I will try to find out which one is ruling and opt for the ruling class in the human specie. Otherwise, it will not matter.

Ayyarooran Sir

If God gives you a choice to be born as Male or Female, (not ruling Class or other class) Which one you would prefer?

 

[P.J.]

renukaji
only one thing lifts women above men!!
The greatest strength of women lies in their innate motherhood, in their creative, life-giving power .

 

[sangom]

Shri PJ,

I do not believe that god can decide the sex of our next birth. In fact "I" or "you" or "we" or for that matter anyone is not reborn. A new birth takes place in accordance with the Karmas which each one of us leaves behind unexperienced. And the next birth happens in the more suitable sex.

 

[Iyyarooraan]

Ayyarooran Sir

If God gives you a choice to be born as Male or Female, (not ruling Class or other class) Which one you would prefer?

PJ Sir : I would prefer to be a male as good as a female.

 

[P.J.]

PJ Sir : I would prefer to be a male as good as a female.

Sir

Your reply is very clever
You want to be born as Male but keep the good qualities of a Female!! Lol

With all about the Sacredness of Motherhood, i would prefer to be born as male only.

 

[renuka]

renukaji
only one thing lifts women above men!!
The greatest strength of women lies in their innate motherhood, in their creative, life-giving power .

Dear PJ sir,

Even though I am a woman myself..I personally feel both man and woman are needed for procreation unless we are going to rely on cloning from female DNA alone or somehow we human females become capable of Parthenogenisis where a male is not needed for procreation.

So far most of us females have not conceived by immaculate conception..so the role of a male in reproduction should not be under glorified and the role of a female in reproduction should not be over glorified.

Both are important..so I do not agree that female alone have "life giving power".

Life giving power is both in males and females.

It is just that for 40 weeks of gestation the fetus has to kept somewhere and the uterus is the Ashokavanika for the fetus.

 

[Iyyarooraan]

Differences should be accepted but should not be played up or against. Every one and every thing has a role to play here including the inert mass. siru thurumbum pal kuththa udhavum.​ And to be helpful is the mission of life.