Why they say A. G.

[Seshadri Subramaniam]

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Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain?

Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain; aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main bulati hain "A.G."… ……. Sunte Ho ???

<<In english:

Do you know why the wife calls the husband "A. G"?

The wife is cultured, and hence they do not say "Abey Gadhe (Hey Donkey)" in front of everyone. So, they just use the short form "A.G.">>

 

[s007bala]

re

Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain?

Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain; aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main bulati hain "A.G."… ……. Sunte Ho ???

<<In english:

Do you know why the wife calls the husband "A. G"?

The wife is cultured, and hence they do not say "Abey Gadhe (Hey Donkey)" in front of everyone. So, they just use the short form "A.G.">>

ss

hope lotus_quartz reads this,i am sure he will enjoy this joke "AG sunthay ho".:tongue1:


sb

 

[G Vishwanath]

Testing devnagari script

Nothing new to add.
Enjoyed the joke.
Let me see if I rewrite this in Devanagari, will it appear properly?
I already tried embedding diagrams and pictures and it worked.
Regards
G Vishwanath

यह बीवियाँ अपने पति को "AG" क्यों कहती हैं?
क्योंकि बीवियाँ संस्कारी होती हैं; और सबके सामने "अबे गधे" नहीं कह सकती। इसलिए short form में बुलाती हैं "A G ... सुनते हो?"

 

[G Vishwanath]

Result of testing and and another joke

It worked.
And now let me supplement this with another joke.

The long married husband used to address his wife:
अरे ओ पाँच बच्चों की माँ" (Arey O paanch baccho~n ki Maa~n)

That was till the day the wife replied :
आती हूँ, ओ चार बच्चों के पिताजी! (Aatee hoo~n O chaar baccho~n ke pitaajee)

For those who don't know Hindi , the Hindi sentences mean:
Oh! mother of five!
Coming, Oh! father of four!

 

[tbs]

It worked.
And now let me supplement this with another joke.

The long married husband used to address his wife:
अरे ओ पाँच बच्चों की माँ" (Arey O paanch baccho~n ki Maa~n)

That was till the day the wife replied :
आती हूँ, ओ चार बच्चों के पिताजी! (Aatee hoo~n O chaar baccho~n ke pitaajee)

For those who don't know Hindi , the Hindi sentences mean:
Oh! mother of five!
Coming, Oh! father of four!

namaskarams,

HAAN JI, HAAN JI SUNTHE HO............EK JATT JATTNI SE KAHA THA...'
AGAR IS GAAV MEIN RAHNA THO UUND KO BILLI LE GAYEEE...
HAANJI HAAN JI KAHNA HAI....MEANS oru jatt jaattni kitte sonnan..
indha gramamathile irukkanum na ottagathe poonai kondu pocchu...
appdi anaal haanji haanji solla vendum....

regards

 

[s007bala]

gv,tbs

bayangaram 'ag' aaidithhu.

sb

 

[s007bala]

re

It worked.
And now let me supplement this with another joke.

The long married husband used to address his wife:
अरे ओ पाँच बच्चों की माँ" (Arey O paanch baccho~n ki Maa~n)

That was till the day the wife replied :
आती हूँ, ओ चार बच्चों के पिताजी! (Aatee hoo~n O chaar baccho~n ke pitaajee)

For those who don't know Hindi , the Hindi sentences mean:
Oh! mother of five!
Coming, Oh! father of four!

gv

maternity is a certainty but paternity is a 'probability' khe khe :jaw:

sb

 

[lotus_quartz]

Dear sb, GV, tbs,

Tumne pukara aur hum chale aaye....

Kya solid joke maaraa guru..... ab tak kahaan the ?

I am quite pleased to find honorable members cracking punjoo jokes as well. Great going.....

You may recollect the advertisement for some brand of chocolate where the ad says .. before you eat it, you got to ask yourselves..have you earned it ?

Likewise, now with so many jokes including punjoo joke(s) doing the rounds, the honorable members of this forum have earned the right to read Khushwant Singh's novel "[SIZE=+1][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]The Company of Women[/FONT][/SIZE]" to get firsthand exposure to the lusty, crass and humourous side of the great author, journalist and leading personality.

LQ

ss

hope lotus_quartz reads this,i am sure he will enjoy this joke "AG sunthay ho".:tongue1:

sb

 

[ambes]

A JOKE:
MAN: Sir, Enakku nalla ponna Kalyanathuku parunga?
Marriage Broker: Eppadi patta ponnu venum
Man: Adakamana, Solarathy kekara ponna venum
Broker:Appa vanga Sudukattuku poi theyduvom!!!!!

 

[ambes]

marriage is like going to a restaurant, selecting ur own choice from the menu &
then looking at the neighbouring table thinking " I should have ordered that

 

[ambes]

31 states
1618 languages
6400 castes
6 major religions
6 ethnic groups
29 major festivals & ONE COUNTRY. BE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

 

[ambes]

the minds of 2 good friends are like the lines of a railway track
they never meet
they never cross but always go together:music:

 

[ambes]

What is the difference between Stress, Tension and Panic
Stress is when wife is pregnant
tension is when girl friend is pregnant
panic is when both r pregn:violin:ant

 

[H.Krishnamurthy]

It happened in one of my Uncle's house. He was blessed with 4 kids of which one of them was really a bit naughty.
This happened when the kid was just 2 + years old.
the Kid's mother a house wife used to just murmur and openly declare that more work today, when there used to be more house hold work like more clothes for washing more utensils for cleaning etc. This is an usual affair after extended holidays and week ends when we use to visit them with other of my cousins.
Once his Father a Gazetted officer , a top brass in Central Government Service applied for a bit long leave to perform my Aunt's marriage ( His Sister ). After 15 days he attended to his office and on his return in the Evening he was a bit tired and murmured that there was heavy work in the office . The Kid promptly asked his Father was there more clothes for washing or Utensils for Cleaning. First we couldnot understand it. Once we got the sense of it we started laughing continuosly.
Even today that kid , now around 35 years , a Sales rep ,when complains of heavy work , we tease him asking was it more clothes or Utensils.

 

[K Venkat Raman]

A JOKE:
MAN: Sir, Enakku nalla ponna Kalyanathuku parunga?
Marriage Broker: Eppadi patta ponnu venum
Man: Adakamana, Solarathy kekara ponna venum
Broker:Appa vanga Sudukattuku poi theyduvom!!!!!

BROKER - then why don't you marry your unmarried maid servant.