Why? Why? Why? Why?

[Falcon]

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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????

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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????

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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????

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In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

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If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

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Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE????

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Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

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If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????

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If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE,
why do bars have PARKING lots????

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If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????

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When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

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If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff????

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Who copyrighted
the copyright symbol????

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Can you cry under water?

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Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????

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We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!

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So Enjoy!!!!

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[Raji Ram]

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????''

Because whales moves only to swallow food and they lack exercise !

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????

Because STAND is a noun and NOT a verb !

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN, but nobody wants to DIE????

Because they know that the way they have lived, they will go only to hell ! :lol:

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????

Because 'Freedom' differs form 'Free' ! :blah:

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?

Because 'branch' means 'part'.

Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE????

Because only when glue dries, it will stick to the bottle!

Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????

Because 'Building' is a NOUN !

If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????
To get help from us! :couch2:

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE, why do bars have PARKING lots????

To 'serve' those who travel in the car, except the driver ! :grouphug:

When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????

Of course a dog, which enjoys eating it! :hungry:

If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane
made out of that stuff????

Because plane is NOT that small ! :sad:

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol????

The one who created it would have got some payment; that is it!

Can you cry under water?

Of course, yes!

Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????
Because this dog represent a street dog and not the one living in a bungalow ! :ballchain:

 

[vgane]

We do a 5 Why analysis to get at the root cause of a problem...Here Falcon is trying to share some so called fallacies which are not so as per Raji Madam...

Compliments to you Madam...You have explained these brilliantly

Quaora tries to explain such fallacies pretty well...Read this one relating to Black box

https://www.quora.com/If-the-flight...hey-make-the-whole-plane-of-the-same-material

 

[Raji Ram]

:welcome: Ganesh! Thanks for the compliment.

 

[vgane]

This is another set of questions which look illogical for a lay man...May be Raji Madam will untie the knots!

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute......


1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?


9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?


10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?


13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?


15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the post?


16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


17. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.


18. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards


19. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?


20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?


21. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

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[renuka]

Answers in blue.

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Becos Lust is sighted!




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[renuka]

Blue

20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?


The other one died!

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[renuka]

Blue

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?



Nope..he becomes an Indian by the name Vishwaroopam becos the whole universe spins around him!



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[zebra16]

This is another set of questions which look illogical for a lay man...May be Raji Madam will untie the knots!

Ponder on these imponderables for a minute......


1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?


9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?


10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?


11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?


12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?


13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?


14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?


15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the post?


16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


17. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.


18. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards


19. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?


20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?


21. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

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Really enjoyable to read. Not even going to attempt to solve these

 

[athimber]

humorous!!

 

[Raji Ram]

Answers in blue

some answers: (others are just to read and enjoy!)

2. If people from poland are called poles, why aren't people from holland called holes?

Because holland has two 'l' s!

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Because you might soon go 'broke'!! :lol:

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Nothing because it does not have a mouth! :tape:

8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Because he does not play the car but drives it !

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Because 10 is not onety!

12. 'i am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language. Could it be that 'i do' is the longest sentence?

Both are wrong! "Go'' or ''No'' are better examples! :becky:

15. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? .....

Can't write to them since we don't have their address.

Just look if anyone is around and secure your wallet! :spy:

16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

You also learn when you cross busy roads! :rant:

20. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

:nono: ...... One is 'grin and bear it' guy!! hwell:

21. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

Tit for Tat!!