normally, i am careful of gender jokes. but this one, when i read it, brought a smile in me. thought i would share this..
If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are playboy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you are not a
gentleman.
If you dont
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a liar.
If you dont she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring.
If you dont she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If you visit another girl,
She accuses you for being
cheat.
If she is visited by another
guy,
She says oh..! its natural! we
are girls..!
If you propose love within a
brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you dont respect
her.
If you dont,
She thinks you dont like her.
If you listen,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
simple yet so complex,
so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!
... borrowed from this url
Girls r special ones created by god.. - College Jokes
If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are playboy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.
If you kiss her,
She thinks you are not a
gentleman.
If you dont
She thinks you are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are a liar.
If you dont she thinks,
You are good for nothing.
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring.
If you dont she accuses,
You for double crossing.
If you visit another girl,
She accuses you for being
cheat.
If she is visited by another
guy,
She says oh..! its natural! we
are girls..!
If you propose love within a
brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why
If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts,
Your love and is not glad.
If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you dont respect
her.
If you dont,
She thinks you dont like her.
If you listen,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.
simple yet so complex,
so wierd yet so beautiful.
Thats a girl...!
... borrowed from this url
Girls r special ones created by god.. - College Jokes