Woman from rib!!!

[P.J.]

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Woman from rib!!!

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.


God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.


He said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she’ll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

( Adam would have got a real woman had he paid the price of an arm or leg!!)

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”


God replied, “An arm and a leg.”


Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

So Adam paid only a rib for a Woman companion, that is the reason men face all.......


Source:Joke: Adam, an arm and a leg » Richy's Random Ramblings

 

[Raji Ram]

Because it was a rib, Adam was in good shape.

Otherwise, Eve would have shun him soon after she appeared! :bolt:

 

[renuka]

Because it was a rib, Adam was in good shape.

Otherwise, Eve would have shun him soon after she appeared! :bolt:

True!

Eve would have run away with the Devil and left Adam High and Dry!LOL

 

[P.J.]

Many present day men would have preferred to lose either a leg or a hand to get a woman who will gather food items and groceries, prepare tasty food for him, she’ll wash cloths and iron it for him, She will always agree with every decision he makes. She will bear his children ( more than two ) and never ask him to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag him, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong ( also in all Forums she participates along with men )also when had a disagreement with him,. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

She will also teach Children Maths and other subjects, allow him to watch all sports channels. allow him to play cards and other games with his friends, allow him to go out with her cute friends occasionally!!


(The List is never ending, will be added more wishes )

 

[Raji Ram]

She will wash and iron his cloths! High hopes!!

I have seen some ammanji mAmAs who carry some sarees to the iron dhobi! :becky:

 

[P.J.]

More in the wish list!!!


She will give gentle massage to his legs , head, etc at night; she will go to sleep after he sleeps, and get up before he gets up and do namaskaram to his sacred legs.

She wil keepl all items needed for him to take a shower ready in the rest room, ( Toilet) , she will prepare tasty different type of breakfast item every day and serve first ( hot) ; she will never ask him to go with her to any shopping mall; She will talk less using cell phone/ normal phone.

More to come

 

[Raji Ram]

I can't stop laughing, P J Sir!
May God bless all your wishes come true at least in your next birth - of course as a male! ray:

 

[JR]

Why have so many wishes for a woman?

If I was a man, I would ask god to bless me with so much money to hire very well-paid maids who will do all the above... and leave my intelligent woman to use her brains and do something useful to personal life as well as society.

Ofcourse, I am stating this in a joking vein only...

 

[renuka]

LOL! Cant stop laughing reading PJ sir's list.

I wish God makes him Hugh Hefner in his next birth!LOL

 

[renuka]

Lets see..if I were a man what will I do?

OMG I will commit suicide if I were a male!

How to lead a life with so limited clothes and no high heels..no lipsticks.. and have no one whistle at you when you walk on the road and be bald as one ages!LOL

No way I want to be a male.

 

[P.J.]

Lets see..if I were a man what will I do?

OMG I will commit suicide if I were a male!

How to lead a life with so limited clothes and no high heels..no lipsticks.. and have no one whistle at you when you walk on the road and be bald as one ages!LOL

No way I want to be a male.

What you miss by being a male , you never know!!

Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
Men are less likely to suffer from depression.

Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
. Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault
Men are more likely to become high-ranking political officials, or CEOs of large companies.
Men make more money.
Men are very rarely raped!!
Men can walk bare chest anywhere!!

Men are not to bear the pain of delivery!!!



Man are NOT to face the ordeal of monthly periods!!
Ha Ha

 

[prasad1]

Lets see..if I were a man what will I do?

OMG I will commit suicide if I were a male!

How to lead a life with so limited clothes and no high heels..no lipsticks.. and have no one whistle at you when you walk on the road and be bald as one ages!LOL

No way I want to be a male.

LOL

I am happy that I am not a women in the MAN's world (say Nigeria or Pakistan).
For women in these places there is a black Chaddar (burka), no lipstick, no high heels, no one dares to wistle.
Most of them are pregnant and bare foot most of the time.

Wow watch out PJji, has changed.

 

[P.J.]

Since renukaji wishes to be born as a female in her next birth too, she will be born in one of those countries mentioned by prasadji

 

[renuka]

Since renukaji wishes to be born as a female in her next birth too, she will be born in one of those countries mentioned by prasadji

Dear PJ sir,

In my next birth if ever I am born in Saudi Arabia..I want you to be born as my camel!

You will be my female camel and I will milk you daily!LOL

 

[renuka]

What you miss by being a male , you never know!!

Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
Men are less likely to suffer from depression.

Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
. Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault
Men are more likely to become high-ranking political officials, or CEOs of large companies.
Men make more money.
Men are very rarely raped!!
Men can walk bare chest anywhere!!

Men are not to bear the pain of delivery!!!



Man are NOT to face the ordeal of monthly periods!!
Ha Ha

Dear PJ sir,

Yucks..who wants to be a male.

Their body seldom has aesthetic value.

If we females run out of money we can always do the world oldest trade but men have to suffer and look for some other job cos they might not get clients!LOL

So never underestimate a female...they are always self sustaining.

Also we females can be master seducers..watch the mighty male fall!LOL

 

[JR]

What you miss by being a male , you never know!!

Men are less likely to suffer from depression.

Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.

Is this for real...? Is there any statistics to show the above? I tend to think men are equally prone to mental disorders - that too of the worst kind because of tensions from personal incapability vs. social acceptance issues... Somewhere I think I read schizophrenia and Dementia are more pronounced in men! This is a serious q.

Men can walk bare chest anywhere!!

I bet the above trend will change in another 50 yrs in the West atleast! ;-)

 

[Raji Ram]

Why have so many wishes for a woman?

If I was a man, I would ask god to bless me with so much money to hire very well-paid maids who will do all the above... and leave my intelligent woman to use her brains and do something useful to personal life as well as society.

Ofcourse, I am stating this in a joking vein only...

Dear Jayashree,

Why only in joking vein? Let us be serious!

Unless the wife allowed to use her skills, an MCP is sure to make her equivalent to a door mat! :sad:

 

[Raji Ram]

What you miss by being a male , you never know!!

My comments in pink!

Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
Joke of the decade! Some males change to 'pazhani Andavar' style when they become bald!

Men are less likely to suffer from depression.
Come on, P J Sir! You repeatedly say that a male oldie finds life very difficult but female oldies adjust well!

Men are less likely to suffer from anxiety disorders.
Most women are outspoken and do not suffer anxiety disorders!

Men are better able to defend themselves against physical assault
Did you not see the two sisters in 'nAn ANaiyittAl' style whipping with a belt! :whip:

Men are more likely to become high-ranking political officials, or CEOs of large companies.
Because, till now more males gets high education! Please see after three decades!
But right now they :Cry: seeing other females get high ranks in their office!

Men make more money.
Because more percentage of men go for jobs.

Men are very rarely raped!!
This shows that more men are bad boys!

Men can walk bare chest anywhere!!
:becky: Do you think it is a great achievement?

Men are not to bear the pain of delivery!!!
OK... They are blessed!

Man are NOT to face the ordeal of monthly periods!!
If they get 'it' then babies will follow! :flock:

 

[Raji Ram]

........ Wow watch out PJji, has changed.

Is it because Renu wrote about baldies?

 

[P.J.]

Dear PJ sir,

In my next birth if ever I am born in Saudi Arabia..I want you to be born as my camel!

You will be my female camel and I will milk you daily!LOL

You mean to say, me and prasadji will be female camel in our next birth!!

Let us play the game Fair and square!!

Please do not deviate from our original wish!!

We did not!!

our wish is to be born as male only, not in any form of animal!!

 

[P.J.]

Is it because Renu wrote about baldies?

Baldness signals maturity and gravitas;signals dominance and status, It's a billboard for vigor; young girls all over the world like them for this!!!

 

[renuka]

You mean to say, me and prasadji will be female camel in our next birth!!

Let us play the game Fair and square!!

Please do not deviate from our original wish!!

We did not!!

our wish is to be born as male only, not in any form of animal!!

Only you yaar!..not Prasad ji.

You will be born as my female camel and I will milk you daily.

 

[renuka]

Originally Posted by Raji Ram
Is it because Renu wrote about baldies?

dear RR ji,

I think Prasad ji is talking about PJ sir new avatar!

PJ sir now is Swami Ayyappa!LOL but surprisingly PJ sir is talking non stop about women! ha ha ha..

So PJ sir is not that great an Ayyappa!LOL

 

[P.J.]

prasadji also talked about females born in Nigeria and Pakistan!!

 

[renuka]

Baldness signals maturity and gravitas;signals dominance and status, It's a billboard for vigor; young girls all over the world like them for this!!!

Yes you are right...Its a Billboard alright!

It screams "Free Space available for advertisement"!LOL