Woman.

[psnarasimhan]

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Friends for a change enjoy some Sardarji jokes.

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.......

An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her ?".
The lord answered. " Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?".....
she must function on all kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time

give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with only two hands,.."
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".... ...
THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands.....impossible !" ..
And this is the standard model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the Lord,
" But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...
The Angel touched her cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking ! You have put too many burdens on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel...
What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...
THIS made a big impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvellous !".... ...
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies
but she finds strength to get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She has just one drawback
" she often forgets what she is worth".
Send it all the women u respect .... To all the women
Bhanu Venkatraman/WORLD BRAHMINS!

 

[vs_ramki1950]

hii...i dedicate this to my beloved mother and to my wife

 

[renuka]

Ha Ha Ha...its totally from a male's point of view..that is expecting females to embrace the fact that they were made to suffer!LOL

 

[renuka]

My opinion in blue:

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.......

An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her ?".
The lord answered. " Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?".....
she must function on all kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time

Ok I guess than it must have been the Devil that invented contraception!LOL

give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart ,

Well we can hug anyone especially Bad Boys!

she must do all this with only two hands,.."

Hey I have legs too!

She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".... ...

God breaking Labour Law!


THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands.....impossible !" ..
And this is the standard model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and touched the woman"...... ..


." But you have made her so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the Lord,


I wonder which part of the body God and the angel were touching..well it could be the ..never mind!LOL

" But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome ".

Strong enough to hen peck a husband!

..
."Can she think?" The Angel asked...


The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...

Ha Ha Ha...God does not know we females can play dumb!


The Angel touched her cheeks.....

This Angel seems to be touching females too much!


" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking ! You have put too many burdens on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a tear"

Ha Ha Ha..may be she gets incontinent as she gets older!

The Lord corrected the Angel...
What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."...

What a God! He has no idea that female use tears to win sympathy votes and get her way with men!


THIS made a big impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything.


Dumb Angel..God had to really prove that He has brains! Poor God even His angel did not know He had brains.


A woman is indeed marvellous !".... ...

Over rated!


Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.

I thought that a size DDD amazes a male!LOL

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

Is God making a donkey or a female?


She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She has multiple opinions and never agrees with anyone elses!

She smiles when she feels like screaming.

Lies! Ask any husband.


She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.

She sounds insane.

She fights for what she believes in.

Rebel without a proper cause!


Her love is unconditional.

Really? Ask her husband to take another wife and see how unconditional her love is!

Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies

yes..becos the friend or next of kin forgot to include her in the will!




but she finds strength to get on with life." ..

Yup! She finds a new husband!

The Angel asked : So she is a perfect ?

Ha Ha Ha!

The lord replied : No. She has just one drawback
" she often forgets what she is worth".

Yup! Becos she wants to be reminded with gifts!

 

[cmano1981]

nice one... but God may have spent more time creating a suitable husband for her who do a lot of things to match her properties and make her win!!

 

[psnarasimhan]

Mrs.Renuka's post No.4

Pure negativism ???????

 

[Vaagmi]

My opinion in blue:

I enjoyed reading the blue lines immensely. LOL.

 

[krish44]

post of psnji

hallucinating about dream women

many as they grow old start living in a world of their own think of imaginary qualities that women have until they are brought to earth with a thud by some woman close

to them

shantaram made a nice film navrang about a poet who lives in a dream world of dancing women apsaras and in his sane moments faces the poverty and poor quality of

life he has to live

psnji wake up . Apsaras do not exist in real life , lol

 

[kama]

Navrang was the first color picture of Bollywood ! Songs were good. Shantaram always did come up with odd ideas :first:

 

[kama]

Renuka Ji
I laughed a lot. Thanks for the blue opinion !! Very thought provoking too Keep up with good work :hurt:

 

[renuka]

Mrs.Renuka's post No.4

Pure negativism ???????

Believe me ..I am a female..I know how a female mind works!LOL

Its not pure negativism..but its brutal realism.

Actually we females are no angels...we can be devils too!

 

[krish44]

Believe me ..I am a female..I know how a female mind works!LOL

Its not pure negativism..but its brutal realism.

Actually we females are no angels...we can be devils too!

a photo of the pretty woman devil would have been appropriate. for honourable members consideration

 

[renuka]

a photo of the pretty woman devil would have been appropriate. for honourable members consideration

here it is:

 

[psnarasimhan]

No need.for any proof. Just releasing your photo is more than enough to see a female devil. Everybody.know that there are female devils in this forum., and there are other devils imported from abroad running after these female devils.

 

[biswa]

I think the man who wrote this got into trouble with his wife and is trying to make amends.

She smiles when she feels like screaming.

I haven't met this kind of woman, yet. It is just a male fantasy.

 

[psnarasimhan]

I think the man who wrote this got into trouble with his wife and is trying to make amends.

She smiles when she feels like screaming.

I haven't met this kind of woman, yet. It is just a male fantasy.

If you haven't met that kind of woman and is just a male fantasy, does it mean that there are no such women.

 

[renuka]

No need.for any proof. Just releasing your photo is more than enough to see a female devil. Everybody.know that there are female devils in this forum., and there are other devils imported from abroad running after these female devils.

Devils have the most fun. Devils do not bother of sin...Devilish females get the most admirers! Devils rule!

 

[renuka]

If you haven't met that kind of woman and is just a male fantasy, does it mean that there are no such women.

I have seen such women..either they are fakes or they are insane or have no choice at all cos of works ethics.

I smile many times a day when I actually feel like screaming when dealing with difficult patients!

 

[psnarasimhan]

Then you must be a screaming smily devil (sorry) in human form wearing a doctor's coat . Very nice of you.

 

[psnarasimhan]

Devils have the most fun. Devils do not bother of sin...Devilish females get the most admirers! Devils rule!

Yes.Correct.Are not u getting .most admirers. Atleast now u accepted the truth. Thanks.

 

[renuka]

Then you must be a screaming smily devil (sorry) in human form wearing a doctor's coat . Very nice of you.

Why say sorry...no need to say sorry cos I LOVE being Devilish!LOL

Really..I have come to understand that even Evil is no different from Goodness.

Pure Evil is beyond perception,beyond description,beyond comprehension very much like Pure Goodness.

Its we human who see Evil and Good as opposing entities..in reality its just One playing dual roles to delude us.

 

[renuka]

Yes.Correct.Are not u getting .most admirers. Atleast now u accepted the truth. Thanks.

Dear Sir,

Even in my horoscope it says that wherever I go I will get admirers!LOL

So welcome to the club..membership is free for you if you want to join.