" xxxx..LESS" : Brilliantly compiled !!!!!!

[prasad1]

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I got this in mail, may be it is appropriate to USA, but is funny all the same.
More of less !


Our Government Rudderless
Our country Leaderless
Soon we will be Penniless
Please don't be thoughtless while going through these new inventions of 21st Century.......as it may make YOU groundless..




Welcome to 21st Century!!
Our communication-Wireless
Our phones-Cordless
Our cooking-Fireless
Our food-Fatless
Our Sweets-Sugarless
Our labor-Effortless
Our relations-Fruitless
Our attitude-Careless
Our feelings-Heartless
Our politics-Shameless
Our education-Worthless
Our Mistakes-Countless
Our youth-Jobless
Our arguments-Baseless
Our Boss-Brainless
Our Jobs-Thankless
Our Needs-Endless
Our situation-Hopeless
Our Salaries-Less & less

 

[Naina_Marbus]

And living - meaningless!

 

[sarang]

and posting - Pointless

 

[Anand Manohar]

Hope movies become XXX less

 

[renuka]

Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.

 

[Raghy]

Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.

Cloning is not common yet. It was .... long past... not now though.

 

[Raji Ram]

May we add one more:

Modern gowns: strapless!!

 

[itsmesiva]

Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.

Avvalavu enna sombheri thanam?

 

[renuka]

May we add one more:

Modern gowns: strapless!!

One more if I may add..Women's liberation: Braless!


BTW our ancients were strapless too.

 

[renuka]

Avvalavu enna sombheri thanam?

Isn't better..no need to tire oneself!

 

[renuka]

After reading C Ravi's post in Tale of 2 Sisters about Love not always beings about hormonal spikes..I will have to add this:

Hormones..Spikeless???
Love..Lustless???

 

[Raji Ram]

...........
BTW our ancients were strapless too.

I did not think 'that' ancient, Renu!

 

[Raji Ram]

Forgot the most important 'less'!!

Education - Useless

You know why?? In a TV show that was telecast yesterday, one school girl said that the Sun rises in the SOUTH.

Another one said 'Sun rises in the East but sets in the South'.

Few other funny answers form working men and women:

Our national anthem is written by ThiruvaLLuvar!

Rabindranath Tagore speaks Telugu but he wrote 'Tamizh thaay vaazhththu'!
Lal Bahadur Shastri IS the CM of Andhra! :faint:

 

[Raji Ram]

.......... Love..Lustless???

Dear Renu,

Don't you find 'lust - loveless' more in KaliyugA? :twitch:

 

[renuka]

Dear Renu,

Don't you find 'lust - loveless' more in KaliyugA? :twitch:

Well frankly speaking Love between Husband and Wife is classified as Moha even in our scriptures.
Moha means infatuation and sometimes means deluding.

So when there is element of infatuation there is bound to be lust.
That's why sexual relationship happens with husband and wife and not with man and his mother or sisters.

But don't know why no one wants to agree to this point that healthy lust is also needed in a healthy marriage.
Every married person I know feels as if they are floating in love sans lust/sex.

I wonder if their children are all immaculate conception!!LOL

Now coming to your statement about Love and Lust.

Lust can be Loveless but all other forms of Love (with the exception of Husband and Wife/Partner love) is Lustless.

 

[renuka]

Forgot the most important 'less'!!

Education - Useless

You know why?? In a TV show that was telecast yesterday, one school girl said that the Sun rises in the SOUTH.

Another one said 'Sun rises in the East but sets in the South'.

Well I don't blame them..you see

Daily we witness rising and setting of the sun.
However actually they do not exist in him(sun)

(Mokshadharma parva)

So dear RR Ji..when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??

 

[Raji Ram]

Well I don't blame them..you see

Daily we witness rising and setting of the sun.
However actually they do not exist in him(sun)

(Mokshadharma parva)

So dear RR Ji..when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??

So, we should :hail: those 'jnaanis'!!

(I think 'jnaani' sounds better than 'gnaani' )

 

[renuka]

So, we should :hail: those 'jnaanis'!!

(I think 'jnaani' sounds better than 'gnaani' )

Yes Yes we should...that's why they chose any direction for the sun to rise and set.

They even knew Disascha Narayana(All directions are Narayana)

 

[Naina_Marbus]

Yes Yes we should...that's why they chose any direction for the sun to rise and set.

They even knew Disascha Narayana(All directions are Narayana)

………………………………
when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??

No directions? - clueless!

 

[Naina_Marbus]

Postings on ‘less’ becoming - endless?
Imaginations so boundless!
Discussions so ruthless?
Talk of bra-less means so fearless?
People posting are so - tireless !
Thread may become 5-star – no less!!

 

[Raji Ram]

And.......... Our moderator's job - thankless!!! hwell:

 

[biswa]

No, no, come on. After all he/she has the opportunity to read all the posts; which are: priceless!

 

[renuka]

Atheist: Faithless!!

 

[Raji Ram]

Lot of discussions about LOVE!

True love - fathomless!! :high5:

 

[Raji Ram]

No, no, come on. After all he/she has the opportunity to read all the posts; which are: priceless!

Oh! Yes! And they are sure to make him/her sleepless!!