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15 Lies We Are Told By The World Around Us
1. When automated telephonic machines tell us ‘Your call is important to us’.
Now, this is really LOL material. I know you give a fuck, you stupid machine!
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2. Whenever mom says, ‘Just have this last bite, beta’.
Come on, who are we kidding. All the bites are ‘just this last bite’ when it comes to mommies.
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3. When someone on the stage says “Now the chief guest will say a few words”.
Run for your life whenever you hear that. ‘Cuz it’s always few hours rather than a few words.
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4. Whenever this window congratulates us, and says you are the 1000000[SUP]th[/SUP] visitor and you have won yourself an obscene amount of money.
Really? Then why do I see SCAM written all over it?
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5. “I am reaching in five minutes.”
That’s 99.9% of the times a lie. In fact, IST has originated from this one particular lie.
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6. When our parents tell us that just get good grades in your board exams, and the road ahead would be smooth.
Nope. That ain’t true, people. In fact, along with the tough college studies, there comes the disaster of meeting the criteria of attendance percentage too. Bummer!
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7. When we’re told that the last minute studies are of no use.
Not true! They rock! It has helped me clear tons of exams.
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8. When that ad screams to us that how you can lose n number of kilos in just a few weeks. That too, without any exercising or dieting.
Yeah? If you can do that, then I am freakin’ Katrina Kaif. Okay?
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9. When a store has ‘upto’ some ridiculous percentage off.
There are always, always conditions applied to that. Which often result in no off!
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10. The salt and lemon toothpaste will give you super white teeth.
Nope. Doesn’t happen. Eventually it’s only the dentist who can give you that.
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11. This fairness cream will make you fair.
Now, If only wishes were horses! Wouldn't we all be Kareena white?
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12. If you’ve ever used yahoo messenger, you’d know ASL is always a lie.
19, f, California actually means 37, m, Gurgaon.
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13. That Santa Claus is for real.
Considering you're not showing this to your little ones, Santa Claus ain't for real. Never was.
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14. A prince charming will come and sweep you off your feet, and you'll live happily ever after.
Little girls' worst nightmare! I personally have a lot of hard feelings towards this one. This shit just ain't for real, girl!
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15. And this one, we say it to ourselves.Ticking the checkbox which says ‘I have read all the terms and conditions’.
Seriously? You think anyone has got time to read 10 pages just for a sign up?
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1. When automated telephonic machines tell us ‘Your call is important to us’.
Now, this is really LOL material. I know you give a fuck, you stupid machine!
Source
2. Whenever mom says, ‘Just have this last bite, beta’.
Come on, who are we kidding. All the bites are ‘just this last bite’ when it comes to mommies.
Source
3. When someone on the stage says “Now the chief guest will say a few words”.
Run for your life whenever you hear that. ‘Cuz it’s always few hours rather than a few words.
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4. Whenever this window congratulates us, and says you are the 1000000[SUP]th[/SUP] visitor and you have won yourself an obscene amount of money.
Really? Then why do I see SCAM written all over it?
Source
5. “I am reaching in five minutes.”
That’s 99.9% of the times a lie. In fact, IST has originated from this one particular lie.
Source
6. When our parents tell us that just get good grades in your board exams, and the road ahead would be smooth.
Nope. That ain’t true, people. In fact, along with the tough college studies, there comes the disaster of meeting the criteria of attendance percentage too. Bummer!
Source
7. When we’re told that the last minute studies are of no use.
Not true! They rock! It has helped me clear tons of exams.
Source
8. When that ad screams to us that how you can lose n number of kilos in just a few weeks. That too, without any exercising or dieting.
Yeah? If you can do that, then I am freakin’ Katrina Kaif. Okay?
Source
9. When a store has ‘upto’ some ridiculous percentage off.
There are always, always conditions applied to that. Which often result in no off!
Source
10. The salt and lemon toothpaste will give you super white teeth.
Nope. Doesn’t happen. Eventually it’s only the dentist who can give you that.
Source
11. This fairness cream will make you fair.
Now, If only wishes were horses! Wouldn't we all be Kareena white?
Source
12. If you’ve ever used yahoo messenger, you’d know ASL is always a lie.
19, f, California actually means 37, m, Gurgaon.
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13. That Santa Claus is for real.
Considering you're not showing this to your little ones, Santa Claus ain't for real. Never was.
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14. A prince charming will come and sweep you off your feet, and you'll live happily ever after.
Little girls' worst nightmare! I personally have a lot of hard feelings towards this one. This shit just ain't for real, girl!
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15. And this one, we say it to ourselves.Ticking the checkbox which says ‘I have read all the terms and conditions’.
Seriously? You think anyone has got time to read 10 pages just for a sign up?
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