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Briefcase and Skirt
Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said, “I humbly apologise for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York, USA
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying, “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”
London, England
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face, “Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.” The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.
Paris, France
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile, “A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.” The Frenchman bought her a rose, then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine, and repaired to a discreet little hotel for the rest of the afternoon
Sydney, Australia
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said, "OK, now we're even, mate", and then they both went off to down a few pints of amber nectar together.
Shanghai, China
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp
Taipeh, Taiwan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the girl smiled and said, “We have not settled on the price yet, and you want to inspect the merchandise already?”
Seoul, Korea
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the girl swivelled on her toes and delivered a rounded kick to the side of his head, saying, “Do you not know, mister, that I have a second degree black belt in taekwondo?”
Phuket, Thailand
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture, “No worries, honey, I'm the same as you down there.”
Rawalpindi, Pakistan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, his burqa-clad wife nudged him hard and said, "What's the matter, are you day-dreaming of mini-skirts again?"
New Delhi, India
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, Arnab Goswami was on Times Now, yelling, "Times Now is the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. It is a Times Now exclusive. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. The nation is watching!"
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rotary-cebu-west/R6GE44h4Kh8
Tokyo, Japan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could apologize, the girl bowed deeply, and said, “I humbly apologise for this error. The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York, USA
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could react, the woman pulled out a business card and gave it to him saying, “This is my lawyer’s card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment matter. See you in court, buddy!”
London, England
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could react, the girl quickly covered the torn spot with a newspaper, and said with a blush on her face, “Do you mind taking me home, sir? I live not far away.” The Englishman took his jacket off, put it on her, called a cab and took her home safely.
Paris, France
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt. Before the man could react, the girl murmured with a smile, “A red rose can best convey your apology, monsieur.” The Frenchman bought her a rose, then they went to a nearby cafe, drank some wine, and repaired to a discreet little hotel for the rest of the afternoon
Sydney, Australia
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, the girl turned around, took out a hunting knife, ripped the side of his trousers and said, "OK, now we're even, mate", and then they both went off to down a few pints of amber nectar together.
Shanghai, China
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the police came and took him away to labour camp
Taipeh, Taiwan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the girl smiled and said, “We have not settled on the price yet, and you want to inspect the merchandise already?”
Seoul, Korea
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could say anything, the girl swivelled on her toes and delivered a rounded kick to the side of his head, saying, “Do you not know, mister, that I have a second degree black belt in taekwondo?”
Phuket, Thailand
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture, “No worries, honey, I'm the same as you down there.”
Rawalpindi, Pakistan
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, his burqa-clad wife nudged him hard and said, "What's the matter, are you day-dreaming of mini-skirts again?"
New Delhi, India
A man was walking past a young girl, when a jagged edge of his briefcase accidentally tore her miniskirt.Before the man could apologize, Arnab Goswami was on Times Now, yelling, "Times Now is the first TV channel to bring you this outrageous event. It is a Times Now exclusive. We assure you, we shall track this sordid story to the very end. The nation is watching!"
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/rotary-cebu-west/R6GE44h4Kh8
