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gurumurthyji
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Oh God Is this the reason?
Sri.Naras Sir,
I got it... I got it.. that is why you are always jealous about K. Try and try Naras Sir, you can also write 100 posts one day!!
GURUMURTHYJI
Sri.Naras Sir,
I got it... I got it.. that is why you are always jealous about K. Try and try Naras Sir, you can also write 100 posts one day!!
GURUMURTHYJI
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lotus_quartz
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So finally the paper tigers have come back, with tail between their legs, and after losing their shirt and bermuda.
sir- guru- you are trying to score same said goal! that apart, you can even write 1000 posts per day, if you do not worry about quality or merit. but if you want to be meaningful you cannot make up the numbers. that is why, may be i am 'jealous' of the K. Without any shyness or botheration about merit or quality, he keeps on releasing statements day after day , just like a cigarettes smoker emits smoke from his mouth!!!
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Sangeetha
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one of the worst games by the Indian team......what a shame..........one thing to console ourselves is that Pakistan is ALSO out of the WC....( saraasari Indian thinking !!)
Cheers,
Sangeetha.
one of the worst games by the Indian team......what a shame..........one thing to console ourselves is that Pakistan is ALSO out of the WC....( saraasari Indian thinking !!)
Cheers,
Sangeetha.
For those cricket fanatics!!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
In Advertisements.
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
In Advertisements.
When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
============ ========= ========= ====
Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"
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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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hariharan1972
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How quickly word spreads | Impressed
How quickly word spreads !!!!!
Surely our forum is going places....I read this joke today morning at office & lo ! finding it in our tambram site by the time it's morning in US. Great stuff.
Now...for a different perspective on India's exit, read further.
How quickly word spreads !!!!!
Surely our forum is going places....I read this joke today morning at office & lo ! finding it in our tambram site by the time it's morning in US. Great stuff.
Now...for a different perspective on India's exit, read further.
There’s a brighter side to India’s exit from the World Cup. Something that can cheer up disappointed fans and angry advertisers. Sri Lanka has done a great favour to Indian economy by ousting the cricket team from the World Cup. There are about 80 million cable and satellite viewing homes in India.
According to TAM ratings, the average viewership of all World Cup matches held till now stands at about 3%, with India vs Bangladesh touching a high of 7.25%. To reach the finals, India would have played at least seven more matches.
Considering a TV Rating of 7.25%, at least 5.8 million people would have watched the match. This would have resulted in a productivity loss of 371.2 million man hours (5.8 million x 8 hours x 8 matches), apart from stress faced by mothers during exams.
About 3% of 81 million TV viewers (2.4 million) were ardent cricket fans and would have sat through all eight hours in the remaining 28 matches. Thus overall, Indian team’s ouster would result in a productivity gain of 481 million man hours of work (28x2.4x8 man hours), if put to use.
The Sri Lankans have given a boost to the Indian economy by saving 54,902 man years of work (one year = 8,761 hours). Indians can build seven phases of the Golden Quadrilateral connecting Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata and Chennai spread over 5,846 kilometres all over again, with this time saved.
A daily wage skilled labourer in Delhi earns Rs 17 per hour. If put to productive use, the 481 million man hours can produce Rs 817 crore of GDP, which is 63% more than BCCI’s annual revenues of Rs 500 crore, last year. It’s 401% more than the Rs 163 crore losses, corporate India has predicted to incur due India’s ouster.
The state electricity boards are also thanking Sri Lanka for the great favour. A TV consumes 45 watts per hour. Assuming a viewer will now switch off his TV by 12 midnight, it will save Rs 135 watts at least per viewer (not considering the electricity consumed by other appliances running simultaneously.)
This will save the electricity boards 324 million watts of electricity ( 3.24 lakh kilowatts) in just 28 days. According to estimates, SEB losses in India will touch Rs 1 lakh crore by 2008.
If disappointed viewers completely switch off their TVs for eight hours, it will save the government at least 8,64,000 kilowatts, along with many more lives — at least three Indian citizens have been reported to die due to cardiac arrest or suicide after India’s defeat at the hands of Sri Lanka.
According to TAM ratings, the average viewership of all World Cup matches held till now stands at about 3%, with India vs Bangladesh touching a high of 7.25%. To reach the finals, India would have played at least seven more matches.
Considering a TV Rating of 7.25%, at least 5.8 million people would have watched the match. This would have resulted in a productivity loss of 371.2 million man hours (5.8 million x 8 hours x 8 matches), apart from stress faced by mothers during exams.
About 3% of 81 million TV viewers (2.4 million) were ardent cricket fans and would have sat through all eight hours in the remaining 28 matches. Thus overall, Indian team’s ouster would result in a productivity gain of 481 million man hours of work (28x2.4x8 man hours), if put to use.
The Sri Lankans have given a boost to the Indian economy by saving 54,902 man years of work (one year = 8,761 hours). Indians can build seven phases of the Golden Quadrilateral connecting Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata and Chennai spread over 5,846 kilometres all over again, with this time saved.
A daily wage skilled labourer in Delhi earns Rs 17 per hour. If put to productive use, the 481 million man hours can produce Rs 817 crore of GDP, which is 63% more than BCCI’s annual revenues of Rs 500 crore, last year. It’s 401% more than the Rs 163 crore losses, corporate India has predicted to incur due India’s ouster.
The state electricity boards are also thanking Sri Lanka for the great favour. A TV consumes 45 watts per hour. Assuming a viewer will now switch off his TV by 12 midnight, it will save Rs 135 watts at least per viewer (not considering the electricity consumed by other appliances running simultaneously.)
This will save the electricity boards 324 million watts of electricity ( 3.24 lakh kilowatts) in just 28 days. According to estimates, SEB losses in India will touch Rs 1 lakh crore by 2008.
If disappointed viewers completely switch off their TVs for eight hours, it will save the government at least 8,64,000 kilowatts, along with many more lives — at least three Indian citizens have been reported to die due to cardiac arrest or suicide after India’s defeat at the hands of Sri Lanka.
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lotus_quartz
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I wish the pepsi people will complete the story to perfection:
First part showed men in blue having a go at pepsi and then saunter into the stadium like tigers.
Second part should now show men in blue coming out of the stadium with tail between their legs and taking vow never to drink pepsi again!
First part showed men in blue having a go at pepsi and then saunter into the stadium like tigers.
Second part should now show men in blue coming out of the stadium with tail between their legs and taking vow never to drink pepsi again!
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Sangeetha
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Thanks Mr.Silverfox & Mr.Hariharan 4 d great stuff....
Cheers,
Sangeetha
Cheers,
Sangeetha
Hey guys!
I thought the daily cartoon in Deccan Chronicle, Chennai, yesterday (March 27) was a good one.
The picture shows the "Team India" sitting around talking as follows:
"Our exit from the World Cup is due to poor batting, bowling, fielding by
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Bermuda in the crucial match against Bangladesh!"
I thought the daily cartoon in Deccan Chronicle, Chennai, yesterday (March 27) was a good one.
The picture shows the "Team India" sitting around talking as follows:
"Our exit from the World Cup is due to poor batting, bowling, fielding by
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Bermuda in the crucial match against Bangladesh!"
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lotus_quartz
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Some people say Indira Gandhi is responsible for India's ouster from World Cup Cricket-2007.
She helped in creation of Bangaldesh!
She helped in creation of Bangaldesh!
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hariharan1972
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hariharan1972
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BCCI Hiring Freshers .......Dont Miss this Opportunity
Vacancies
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria
We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview
(Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored
E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to [email protected]
Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam ,Natesan Park , T.Nagar , Chennai
Date: 01-Apr-2007
Reference Books:
1) “ Neengalum Batsmen Aagalam” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by ‘Ellam Therincha Egambaram’ Sidhu
3) “Kolaiyum Seivan Cricketer “ by Inzamam
4) “Ungal Veedai Padhugappadhu Eppadi “ by Dhoni
Vacancies
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria
We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process
1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )
2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over)
3. HR Interview
(Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored
E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to [email protected]
Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam ,Natesan Park , T.Nagar , Chennai
Date: 01-Apr-2007
Reference Books:
1) “ Neengalum Batsmen Aagalam” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by ‘Ellam Therincha Egambaram’ Sidhu
3) “Kolaiyum Seivan Cricketer “ by Inzamam
4) “Ungal Veedai Padhugappadhu Eppadi “ by Dhoni
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hariharan1972
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For those diehard Indian Fans....India's upcoming tours
India’s Next Four matches…
April 2: India vs Kongu Perundurai Higher Secondary School
April 5: India vs BVB Boys School
May 3: India vs Vellalar Ladies College
May 5: India vs Pogo Primary school(I std to 5th std)
Dravid: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best... Our first aim to Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic...
Tendulkar : I thought....I thought....hopefully, i will get off the mark against Vellalar Ladies College....aiylaa.....
India’s Next Four matches…
April 2: India vs Kongu Perundurai Higher Secondary School
April 5: India vs BVB Boys School
May 3: India vs Vellalar Ladies College
May 5: India vs Pogo Primary school(I std to 5th std)
Dravid: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best... Our first aim to Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic...
Tendulkar : I thought....I thought....hopefully, i will get off the mark against Vellalar Ladies College....aiylaa.....
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hariharan1972
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World Cup 2011 is India's !!!!!!
Trivia – 1
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
2 years later India won the Cricket world Cup!!!
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
2 years later Will India win the Cricket world Cup ?????
Trivia -2
1982 Football World Cup won by Italy
1983 Cricket World Cup won by India
2006 Football World Cup won by Italy
2007 Cricket World Cup: Can INDIA Make it ???
Trivia -3
1983 Cricket World Cup India lost its first match by 5 wickets
2007 Cricket World Cup India lost its first match by 5 wickets
So...........
Rahul Dravid :
Haiyo!!! Haiyo!!!
Ippadiyae usuppethi usuppethi udamba ranagalama akkittanungappa!!!!
Innumada engala nambigittirukinge !!!!!!!!!!!
Trivia – 1
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
2 years later India won the Cricket world Cup!!!
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
2 years later Will India win the Cricket world Cup ?????
Trivia -2
1982 Football World Cup won by Italy
1983 Cricket World Cup won by India
2006 Football World Cup won by Italy
2007 Cricket World Cup: Can INDIA Make it ???
Trivia -3
1983 Cricket World Cup India lost its first match by 5 wickets
2007 Cricket World Cup India lost its first match by 5 wickets
So...........
Rahul Dravid :
Haiyo!!! Haiyo!!!
Ippadiyae usuppethi usuppethi udamba ranagalama akkittanungappa!!!!
Innumada engala nambigittirukinge !!!!!!!!!!!
BC/OMBC reservations in Cricket!
Of course, 90% of the vacancies will be reserved for OBC/MBC/OC/OCC/OMMBC. These people will be given preference; all they have to do is to show up!
p.s. Note that SC/ST is not included; that is because after giving preference to all those BC's, there is no room for SC/ST!!!!
Of course, 90% of the vacancies will be reserved for OBC/MBC/OC/OCC/OMMBC. These people will be given preference; all they have to do is to show up!
p.s. Note that SC/ST is not included; that is because after giving preference to all those BC's, there is no room for SC/ST!!!!
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lotus_quartz
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Applikason ffar the posht aff player.
Dear Sir,
I am from BIMARU state and bould like to apply faar the posht of player in Indian kirket team. My bhio dhata is giben below:
1. Name: Gaya Prashad Baanke Lal
2. Qualifications: 8Th Fail
3. Extra curricular activities: 1. Rangdari 2. Dadagiri 3. Hafta Vasuli
Why you should consider me:
1. I am from reknowned family of kidnappers. I can kidnap the ball and confuse the first, second and third umpires in giving decision in favour of India.
2. I have several rgistered and unregistered weapons in my billage and can utilize them for threatening pakis, bangadesis, aussies etc.
3. All the key operators of of satta bazaar are from my billage. I can persuade them to twist the odds in fabor of India.
Yours sincereley,
G.P.Baanke Laal
Dear Sir,
I am from BIMARU state and bould like to apply faar the posht of player in Indian kirket team. My bhio dhata is giben below:
1. Name: Gaya Prashad Baanke Lal
2. Qualifications: 8Th Fail
3. Extra curricular activities: 1. Rangdari 2. Dadagiri 3. Hafta Vasuli
Why you should consider me:
1. I am from reknowned family of kidnappers. I can kidnap the ball and confuse the first, second and third umpires in giving decision in favour of India.
2. I have several rgistered and unregistered weapons in my billage and can utilize them for threatening pakis, bangadesis, aussies etc.
3. All the key operators of of satta bazaar are from my billage. I can persuade them to twist the odds in fabor of India.
Yours sincereley,
G.P.Baanke Laal
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hariharan1972
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Phaaram barao
Baanke Laal ji,
My english week unlike you strong so i write beech beech mein hindhi tho maaf karna
a) you played gulli danda ? please gunfirm
b) photuva hai kya ?
kya hai ki aaap ithne padhe likhey hain (Qualifications: 8Th Fail), ki star va aur ESPN vaan kommentary karna pasand karenge.....oi apni punjabi da kudi - mandira bedi hai na saath mein
sirf apne naam ko barsha hogle badalna hoga....
phir bhi aaap phaarm va barao hum dekhat hain.
Baanke Laal ji,
My english week unlike you strong so i write beech beech mein hindhi tho maaf karna
a) you played gulli danda ? please gunfirm
b) photuva hai kya ?
kya hai ki aaap ithne padhe likhey hain (Qualifications: 8Th Fail), ki star va aur ESPN vaan kommentary karna pasand karenge.....oi apni punjabi da kudi - mandira bedi hai na saath mein
sirf apne naam ko barsha hogle badalna hoga....
phir bhi aaap phaarm va barao hum dekhat hain.
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