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[Vaagmi]

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a husband working in Delhi wrote to his wife in Chennai:

Hi darling,

I can't send you any money from my salary this month because of currency crisis. So I am sending you 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Please understand and adjust with the situation.

Your loving husband.

His wife replied:

Hi my darling hubby,

Thanks for the kisses.

Below is the list of expenses managed with the kisses:

1. The milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk supply.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take two or three kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept 10 kisses and so I gave him 5 extra.

5. Missecellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me. I still have a balance of 34 kisses and I hope I can manage to survive this month using the balance. Shall I plan for the next month?

Your Sweetheart wife.

 

[V.Balasubramani]

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[vgane]

Good jokes!!

 

[auh]

haha

 

[Raji Ram]

Good that the husband did NOT send hugs also! :hug:

BTW, is currencies sent by post?? :lol:

 

[tbs]

Good that the husband did NOT send hugs also! :hug:

BTW, is currencies sent by post?? :lol:

hi

may be ICE CREAM MAN may ask fow SWEET HUGS WITH KISSES...LOL