[FONT="]Here was one person who would never get flustered, but today he was pacing up and down. The clouds watched as he stepped from one cluster to another. Gesticulating wildly, lost in thoughts like a scientist planning a new experiment.[/FONT]
[FONT="]What happened ? Whispered one cloud to another.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh! Its awful. God has got a notice from the green tribunal about wastage of energy in the universe. The show cause notice has asked him to explain among other things, as to how could he have designed human life in a manner that ‘souls’ reincarnate, resulting in millions of repeated births and deaths, leading to wastage of scarce resources in the universe. They have asked him to bring forth proposals to stop this atrocity immediately. So his almighty is planning for alternate solutions.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh! That's really revolutionary. Has he come up with options? Asked the second cloud. [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Of course. He is God, Am sure he will figure out a way to handle the situation”.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes, of course! Answered the first cloud. But do you have any idea of what he has thought of.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes, you see since this involved the future of humans he was gracious enough to call for a council of enlightened souls living in heavens and hell to debate among themselves and come up with ideas. They have come up with suggestions which he is now checking out.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Really ?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes. Replied the second cloud.[/FONT]
[FONT="]So what are the options left.? Asked the first cloud.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The first suggestion came from ‘Chitragupta’ who was the convener of the meeting. He had a major complaint that tracking of the deeds of millions of humans was turning out to be a difficult task not only because the volumes had gone up, but also because the definition of good vs bad deeds had become so blurred that categorising these deeds and planning the next birth appropriate enough to enable atonement needed next generation computing and algorithms. So he suggested that humans be made immortal for easy tracking of deeds and also to save on energy.[/FONT]
[FONT="]This stirred a hornet's nest among the gathering. Everyone was unanimous that with no new souls coming into heavens or hell, the existing souls living there would die of boredom. It was common practice for old residents to line up daily at the “Pearly Gates” to catch the eye of a new comer and make friends to make life less boring.There would be nothing new to look forward to now. Pearly gates would have to be permanently shut down. With even something as unexciting as a seventy year old Hollywood actress hard to come by, life in heaven would never be the same again for the males. Moreover the members in heaven felt that they all deserved to be given a chance to be born again in case such a scheme came into effect. This created a buzz in the heavenly circles, Nehru started dusting his jacket to get ready, and Indra wondered what would happen to her clan if Nehru were to become immortal. Her worry got intense when she saw also saw Ashoka and Akbar too getting ready for an encore.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Raj Kapoor stood there in a corner with a gleam in his eyes. He suggested that instead of bodies being perishable, the soul may be made transient and transferred from body to body and the body itself should be immortal. He did not confess that this thought came to him after imagining himself being reborn into the nubile body of a south indian actress he casted quite often in his movies. His thoughts evaporated quickly as he saw Pran, drawing on his cigar with a wicked smile, reading his mind and smiling,as if saying “ Kapoor Sahib don't go into uncharted territory”[/FONT]
[FONT="]Another suggestion came from Fuehrer his lowness ‘Adolf Hitler’. He had been summoned from hell. It took him a long time to come because he was buried underneath a pile of six million rotting bodies in hell. He was as stiff as he could be and in his typical style he suggested ‘Annihilation’ of the entire human race to reduce energy consumption. The council disowned him and sent him back to where he had come from.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Among all the commotion one could see some enlightened souls like Saint Teresa, Sant Kabir and others conferring in a smaller group.[/FONT]
[FONT="] God is weighing upon their suggestion of giving humans more sense. Making them more aware of their deeds, making them more accountable for the immense responsibility on their shoulders of nurturing the environment or face the consequences and perish. Some of them suggested that if enlightenment were to flow to them more naturally, they would overcome greed and hunger and reduce destruction to the environment and live ever after in a natural balance.[/FONT]
[FONT="]“So you see, replied the second cloud, God is now worried that more enlightened masses means a crowded Heavens. So he is busy planning for alternate sites to house these multitudes in heavens.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But even that has come up with strong resistance from the old timers who are demanding categorisation of heavenly residents, creating of a super luxury heavenly abode for the more deserving, and DDA type housing societies for the Heavenly Aam Aadmi.[/FONT]
[FONT="]It is but natural that ‘God’ is now more worried.
http://sa-tired.blogspot.in/2017/01/gods-energy-audit.html
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[FONT="]What happened ? Whispered one cloud to another.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh! Its awful. God has got a notice from the green tribunal about wastage of energy in the universe. The show cause notice has asked him to explain among other things, as to how could he have designed human life in a manner that ‘souls’ reincarnate, resulting in millions of repeated births and deaths, leading to wastage of scarce resources in the universe. They have asked him to bring forth proposals to stop this atrocity immediately. So his almighty is planning for alternate solutions.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh! That's really revolutionary. Has he come up with options? Asked the second cloud. [/FONT]
[FONT="]“Of course. He is God, Am sure he will figure out a way to handle the situation”.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes, of course! Answered the first cloud. But do you have any idea of what he has thought of.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes, you see since this involved the future of humans he was gracious enough to call for a council of enlightened souls living in heavens and hell to debate among themselves and come up with ideas. They have come up with suggestions which he is now checking out.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Really ?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Yes. Replied the second cloud.[/FONT]
[FONT="]So what are the options left.? Asked the first cloud.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The first suggestion came from ‘Chitragupta’ who was the convener of the meeting. He had a major complaint that tracking of the deeds of millions of humans was turning out to be a difficult task not only because the volumes had gone up, but also because the definition of good vs bad deeds had become so blurred that categorising these deeds and planning the next birth appropriate enough to enable atonement needed next generation computing and algorithms. So he suggested that humans be made immortal for easy tracking of deeds and also to save on energy.[/FONT]
[FONT="]This stirred a hornet's nest among the gathering. Everyone was unanimous that with no new souls coming into heavens or hell, the existing souls living there would die of boredom. It was common practice for old residents to line up daily at the “Pearly Gates” to catch the eye of a new comer and make friends to make life less boring.There would be nothing new to look forward to now. Pearly gates would have to be permanently shut down. With even something as unexciting as a seventy year old Hollywood actress hard to come by, life in heaven would never be the same again for the males. Moreover the members in heaven felt that they all deserved to be given a chance to be born again in case such a scheme came into effect. This created a buzz in the heavenly circles, Nehru started dusting his jacket to get ready, and Indra wondered what would happen to her clan if Nehru were to become immortal. Her worry got intense when she saw also saw Ashoka and Akbar too getting ready for an encore.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Raj Kapoor stood there in a corner with a gleam in his eyes. He suggested that instead of bodies being perishable, the soul may be made transient and transferred from body to body and the body itself should be immortal. He did not confess that this thought came to him after imagining himself being reborn into the nubile body of a south indian actress he casted quite often in his movies. His thoughts evaporated quickly as he saw Pran, drawing on his cigar with a wicked smile, reading his mind and smiling,as if saying “ Kapoor Sahib don't go into uncharted territory”[/FONT]
[FONT="]Another suggestion came from Fuehrer his lowness ‘Adolf Hitler’. He had been summoned from hell. It took him a long time to come because he was buried underneath a pile of six million rotting bodies in hell. He was as stiff as he could be and in his typical style he suggested ‘Annihilation’ of the entire human race to reduce energy consumption. The council disowned him and sent him back to where he had come from.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Among all the commotion one could see some enlightened souls like Saint Teresa, Sant Kabir and others conferring in a smaller group.[/FONT]
[FONT="] God is weighing upon their suggestion of giving humans more sense. Making them more aware of their deeds, making them more accountable for the immense responsibility on their shoulders of nurturing the environment or face the consequences and perish. Some of them suggested that if enlightenment were to flow to them more naturally, they would overcome greed and hunger and reduce destruction to the environment and live ever after in a natural balance.[/FONT]
[FONT="]“So you see, replied the second cloud, God is now worried that more enlightened masses means a crowded Heavens. So he is busy planning for alternate sites to house these multitudes in heavens.[/FONT]
[FONT="]But even that has come up with strong resistance from the old timers who are demanding categorisation of heavenly residents, creating of a super luxury heavenly abode for the more deserving, and DDA type housing societies for the Heavenly Aam Aadmi.[/FONT]
[FONT="]It is but natural that ‘God’ is now more worried.
http://sa-tired.blogspot.in/2017/01/gods-energy-audit.html
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