*JOKE OF THE DAY :::::::::::*
Once 5 people were traveling by Aeroplane...
1. Sachin,
2. Ambani,
3. Narinder Modi,
4. Dr APJ Abdul kalam & ;
5. A School Girl
Suddenly.... the Aeroplane ..developed a technical snag....
Only 4 parachutes were available in the Aeroplane....
Sachin said: "I am world's greatest batsman. ..I must live..."
Took a parachute and jumped. ..
Ambani said: "I am the richest indian...I must live.."
Then took second parachute and jumped.....
Narinder Modi said:"I am the most Popular leader in India. ..I must live. .."
Took a parachute and jumped. ..
*APJ said to the school girl*
"Beta, *you are the future of this country*...you must live.. come on... take the parachute and jump..."
School girl smilingly replied -
"But we have *two parachutes* available. ..Narinder Modi *took my school bag ...and jumped.*
A what's up joke
Once 5 people were traveling by Aeroplane...
1. Sachin,
2. Ambani,
3. Narinder Modi,
4. Dr APJ Abdul kalam & ;
5. A School Girl
Suddenly.... the Aeroplane ..developed a technical snag....
Only 4 parachutes were available in the Aeroplane....
Sachin said: "I am world's greatest batsman. ..I must live..."
Took a parachute and jumped. ..
Ambani said: "I am the richest indian...I must live.."
Then took second parachute and jumped.....
Narinder Modi said:"I am the most Popular leader in India. ..I must live. .."
Took a parachute and jumped. ..
*APJ said to the school girl*
"Beta, *you are the future of this country*...you must live.. come on... take the parachute and jump..."
School girl smilingly replied -
"But we have *two parachutes* available. ..Narinder Modi *took my school bag ...and jumped.*
A what's up joke