Hilarious / scary moments during honeymoon trip!

[P.J.]

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A small piece of advice to those boys who got married recently;

Whatever you promise to your spouse during night, please ask her to ask you again in the morning for reconfirmation!!!
That will save you from many problem..

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Sir, This thread has become interesting day by day with contributions from venetans. The style of naration is so good that it will be the most viewed thread shortly. Great source of relaxation after a hectic day's work!! I take this oppotunity to appreciate Raji Madam for this. Most of the veterns seems to be having bundle of exciting moments, interesting events, etc. I fail to understand when cupid strikes his arrow, all nine grahas unit together and ensure touble by all means. Let me wait for my turn.

 

[renuka]

But It has a special effect in the evening for Honeymoon couple as well as young couple.

Dear PJ sir,

I am somehow not able to stand the smell of jasmine flowers.
I find it too strong.

So even for my wedding I did not use it for my hair do.

I like flowers that have no fragrances or very light fragrance.

 

[renuka]

A small piece of advice to those boys who got married recently;

Whatever you promise to your spouse during night, please ask her to ask you again in the morning for reconfirmation!!!
That will save you from many problem..

Dear PJ sir,

These days even kids record what we say in mobile phones..so for all you know the girls and guys could be recording each others promises!

 

[P.J.]

renukaji

remember my post about the sex of the computer, whether it is male or female; even the smallest details are stored and retrieved and used later on.; so any promises made during day or night are stored by women and later on retrieved , used for their advantage. We all know about King Dasaratha promise to his queen Kaikeyi, and how he got into trouble!!

My advice to young married boys, as they are likely to become defenseless during night, not to make any promises during nights ( or at any time) to their spouse and if they are cornered to make a promise during night, they can, at best put a condition that their promise is valid only when it is again reconfirmed in the morning!!

 

[P.J.]

Dear PJ sir,

I am somehow not able to stand the smell of jasmine flowers.
I find it too strong.

So even for my wedding I did not use it for my hair do.

I like flowers that have no fragrances or very light fragrance.

renukaji

probably you like Hospital smell !!

 

[P.J.]

Sir, This thread has become interesting day by day with contributions from venetans. The style of naration is so good that it will be the most viewed thread shortly. Great source of relaxation after a hectic day's work!! I take this oppotunity to appreciate Raji Madam for this. Most of the veterns seems to be having bundle of exciting moments, interesting events, etc. I fail to understand when cupid strikes his arrow, all nine grahas unit together and ensure touble by all means. Let me wait for my turn.

Balasubramani Sir,

Waiting for your MALARUM NINAIVUGAL!!

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Sir, Normally, as the marriages are reported to be made in heaven, the Honeymoon should be a cake walk. While so, in few cases, it is like a game of snakes and ladders, with highly llimited ladders and abundant snakes. Lot of slips between the cup and the lip.

 

[renuka]

renukaji

probably you like Hospital smell !!

Dear PJ sir,

I like the smell of fruits especially lemons.

I only buy perfumes which have fragrances of fruits.

 

[renuka]

renukaji

remember my post about the sex of the computer, whether it is male or female; even the smallest details are stored and retrieved and used later on.; so any promises made during day or night are stored by women and later on retrieved , used for their advantage. We all know about King Dasaratha promise to his queen Kaikeyi, and how he got into trouble!!

My advice to young married boys, as they are likely to become defenseless during night, not to make any promises during nights ( or at any time) to their spouse and if they are cornered to make a promise during night, they can, at best put a condition that their promise is valid only when it is again reconfirmed in the morning!!

Dear PJ sir,

I wonder what promises are made at night???LOL

BTW what is this defenseless???

You make it sound as if guys do not use their brains after sun set? LOL!

Dear sir...those days guys/girls got carried away after marriage cos it was their very 1st time for almost everything and anythings..that's is why people get defenseless and drown in sensual pleasure.
Guys/girls waited and fantasized about wedding/married life etc.

Nowadays guys and girls are quite well experienced at least minimum knowledge is there before marriage either from internet or practical sessions....so no one is defenseless anymore.

So all this advise won't hold good for now.

Dear PJ sir...you are very innocent!

 

[sarang]

Some keep falling and going down. Some do reach the goal with minimum falls and decent rises up the ladder.

Many a time, when strongly wished - dayam, dayam (one) - the dies respect your wish and oblige!

A strong wish for moksha will definitely be heard and granted.

Sir, Normally, as the marriages are reported to be made in heaven, the Honeymoon should be a cake walk. While so, in few cases, it is like a game of snakes and ladders, with highly llimited ladders and abundant snakes. Lot of slips between the cup and the lip.

 

[P.J.]

Dear PJ sir,

I wonder what promises are made at night???LOL

BTW what is this defenseless???

You make it sound as if guys do not use their brains after sun set? LOL!

Dear sir...those days guys/girls got carried away after marriage cos it was their very 1st time for almost everything and anythings..that's is why people get defenseless and drown in sensual pleasure.
Guys/girls waited and fantasized about wedding/married life etc.

Nowadays guys and girls are quite well experienced at least minimum knowledge is there before marriage either from internet or practical sessions....so no one is defenseless anymore.

So all this advise won't hold good for now.

Dear PJ sir...you are very innocent!

renukaji

You are right, in those days, boys used to take lot of advice regarding nuptial day..
Girls were more nervous in those days!! Everything was new for both of them!

 

[renuka]

renukaji

You are right, in those days, boys used to take lot of advice regarding nuptial day..
Girls were more nervous in those days!! Everything was new for both of them!

Cos that is the only chance in a life time they got!LOL

These days life is too hectic and busy too..so people are less pre occupied with nuptial day or night.

Frankly speaking marriage is just a phase in life nothing more or nothing less.

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Sir, You are right! I have been experincing this. When my mind stick to a particular thing, there will be an urge in me and somehow I can see the things changing to my favour and wish. For instance, when I visit somebody, if that person happened to be busy with someone else and if I am running short of time, my mind will start thinking of early appointment and to my surpise I will get it. They call it telepathy,etc.etc

 

[renuka]

A strong wish for moksha will definitely be heard and granted.

Most wishes for moksha start off very very strong...like how a new broom sweeps clean.


But even that strong wish/desire will loosen eventually either due to the follwing:

a)1st type---gives up the desire due to a burn out(over enthusiasm) which leads to lack of interest and abandons the search for Moksha

b)2nd type...gives up the desire for Moksha not becos he lost interest but becos he realized that a strong desire for even a very good reason is yet but a desire and still binds.

When we want something too much that means we have not yet surrendered to God's will cos we never question ourself if we deserve it.

The 2nd type of person realizes this and frees himself from any strong desire even for Moksha and works his way leaving it to God's will.

It is the 2nd type which eventually gains Moksha.

Now this 1st types and 2nd type of thinking holds good even for marriage.

Some get so over enthusiastic and burn out too soon when all the excitement is over and some sail through smoothly.

 

[sarang]

Moksha wish and terrestrial wish are in different domains. Both, the boat and the boatman, are necessary to cross the sagaram.

Most wishes for moksha start off very very strong...like how a new broom sweeps clean.


But even that strong wish/desire will loosen eventually either due to the follwing:

a)1st type---gives up the desire due to a burn out(over enthusiasm) which leads to lack of interest and abandons the search for Moksha

b)2nd type...gives up the desire for Moksha not becos he lost interest but becos he realized that a strong desire for even a very good reason is yet but a desire and still binds.

When we want something too much that means we have not yet surrendered to God's will cos we never question ourself if we deserve it.

The 2nd type of person realizes this and frees himself from any strong desire even for Moksha and works his way leaving it to God's will.

It is the 2nd type which eventually gains Moksha.

Now this 1st types and 2nd type of thinking holds good even for marriage.

Some get so over enthusiastic and burn out too soon when all the excitement is over and some sail through smoothly.

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Dear Sarang Ji, It is true what you said that "strong wish for moksha will definitely be heard and granted" Believe in God coming to the rescue of those who sought His help like 'Gajendra Moksham'. There are lot of examples like Draupadi, Markendeya, etc. All the pleasure we derive are temporary and the permanent joy is service to Lord, 'Perinbam'. Detachment towards desires and attachment towards bhakti.இமைப்பொழுதும் என் நெஞ்சில் நீங்காதான் தாள் வாழ்க

P.S: Raji madam. Excuse me for the derailment on the subject.

 

[P.J.]

I invite more members to share their HM episodes with all of us.

 

[renuka]

Dear Sarang Ji, It is true what you said that "strong wish for moksha will definitely be heard and granted" Believe in God coming to the rescue of those who sought His help like 'Gajendra Moksham'. There are lot of examples like Draupadi, Markendeya, etc. All the pleasure we derive are temporary and the permanent joy is service to Lord, 'Perinbam'. Detachment towards desires and attachment towards bhakti.இமைப்பொழுதும் என் நெஞ்சில் நீங்காதான் தாள் வாழ்க

P.S: Raji madam. Excuse me for the derailment on the subject.

Dear Sir,

Don't worry Raji Madam wont consider this a derailment.

Marriage itself is like a river with a crocodile ..eventually everyone will be like Gajendra Moksha only!LOL

 

[P.J.]

Dear Sri P.J. Sir,

Please continue your interesting story. After yours, I will narrate my uninteresting HM story.

Regards,
KRS

KRS Sir

Are you Ready? we are Ready?

 

[biswa]

Mr PJ,

Simple question. How long was your honeymoon sir? Or is it still continuing? If so, you are one lucky person!

 

[KRS]

Okay, Sri P.J. Sir. I was away for four days, and so could not fulfill my promise on a timely basis.

Mine was a love marriage, love at first sight types, and I was poor, living on a University fellowship in the Midwest in USA. My close friend who at that time was living at a University campus out east in USA and graciously invited us to spend our honeymoon at his University, as he had a whole room by himself and it was summer. He was the Student Manager at his dorm and he said that he would give his room to us, as he could share a friend's room in the same dorm.

So we went, taking Amtrack train, as we could not afford to fly. Took about 20 hours of tiring journey. By the way, my wife, who was an American citizen (she was Jewish) and grew up in New Jersey, elected to wear a Saree get up for the trip. It was rather amusing then (this was 1974) to watch folks who could not understand her English, just because she wore a Saree.

Anyways, tired as we were reaching the destination in the morning, we spent the whole day with my friend, exploring the University and the surrounding environs and were shown the room at night, after dinner.

We were so tired, we wanted to go to bed right away (well I think most honeymoons are like this!) and so I crashed in on to the bed. Before I could say 'uncle', I slipped out of the bed, falling three feet to the ground! My wife, seeing that, started laughing, the way that only folks who love you laugh! The bed's top was rolling with waves, and we realized that it was a water bed, probably one of the first editions, when they did not have the non rolling technology.

Needless to say, we slept on the ground on either side of the bed, on the floor. I did not mention this to my friend, lest he would feel bad. He never knew that we slept apart during our honeymoon for 5 straight days! He is still my closest friend.

Regards,
KRS

KRS Sir

Are you Ready? we are Ready?

 

[sarang]

Timely. I hope many got vimochana during chitra paurnami on wednesday (I mean from the crocodiles; gajendra is a male)

Dear Sir,

Don't worry Raji Madam wont consider this a derailment.

Marriage itself is like a river with a crocodile ..eventually everyone will be like Gajendra Moksha only!LOL

 

[Raji Ram]

....... These days even kids record what we say in mobile phones..so for all you know the girls and guys could be recording each others promises!

Not only audio! Video too!!!! Beware! eep:

 

[Raji Ram]

Dear Renu,
What happened to your ghost friends? Did they not appear during your honeymoon trip? :fear: