Installing husband?????

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An old one, but still good...

[TABLE="width: 100%"] [TR] [TD]About INSTALLING HUSBAND.....??????? A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.. Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but it just doesn't seem to work. What can I do? Signed,........................ Reply... DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1.. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install. Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. To summarize - Husband 1.0 is a great program. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam! I.T SUPPORT DESK.....​

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[biswa]

So how did the hot looks disappear when upgrading from boyfriend to husband?

In any case, if the software is not working as expected, I can only repeat what the late Steve Jobs said: Madam, you are not using it right!

 

[padders]

Dear Biswaji:
Actually, I never realized what an MCP joke this is!
Cooking and Hot looks? You've got to be joking! Instead, the last bit should read:

To summarize - Husband 1.0 is a great program. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and we recommend: His Turn at Cooking 3.0 and Mild Electric Shocks 7.7. when sitting too long over the computer. This can also be transferred to the TV remote when surfing sports channels.

Madam, this should do the trick!

(Please take this as a joke, and in the right spirit!)

 

[auh]

If points in above summary (#3) fail to work, please consider changing to "Android" platform !!!