I like jokes which show the community in good light.
This is one such marwari joke. Long live business and other communities.
A keenimmigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premierdowntown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - youcould get anything there.
Theboss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yessir, I was a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cutof him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."
The daywas long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales didyou make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.
"Onlyone sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doingbetter than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
£93,300,534.00pounds" said the young Marwadi. "What"," How did you managethat?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well",said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook,then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishingrod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and hesaid down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him downto the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twinengines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so Itook him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
Ithen asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, Itook him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleepercamper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about£100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
Theboss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that toa guy who came in for a fish hook!!"
"No"answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins forhis wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekends screwed anyway, you mightas well go fishing."
Boss- "You sit in my chair.......
This is one such marwari joke. Long live business and other communities.
A keenimmigrant Indian Marwadi lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premierdowntown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - youcould get anything there.
Theboss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yessir, I was a salesman in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cutof him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."
The daywas long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales didyou make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman.
"Onlyone sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doingbetter than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?"
£93,300,534.00pounds" said the young Marwadi. "What"," How did you managethat?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
"Well",said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook,then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishingrod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and hesaid down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him downto the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twinengines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so Itook him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.
Ithen asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, Itook him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleepercamper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about£100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.
Theboss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that toa guy who came in for a fish hook!!"
"No"answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins forhis wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekends screwed anyway, you mightas well go fishing."
Boss- "You sit in my chair.......
