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Husband : Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by morning 4 o' clock!
Wife : She came just 4 months back only, right? Why is she coming now again? tomorrow is sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a sunday itself and that too morning 4 o' clock. where will she even get an auto at that time ?
Husband : Not my mom, your mom is coming ?
Wife : Wow...mom is coming! it's been more than 2 months I have seen her. listen na, i have the number of the auto driver please call him and tell to come in time tomorrow morning. it's good, tomorrow is sunday, even the kids will be at home as they don't have school. they can play with their grandmother.
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YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT !!
Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!) - Page 368 - BCMTouring
Wife : She came just 4 months back only, right? Why is she coming now again? tomorrow is sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a sunday itself and that too morning 4 o' clock. where will she even get an auto at that time ?
Husband : Not my mom, your mom is coming ?
Wife : Wow...mom is coming! it's been more than 2 months I have seen her. listen na, i have the number of the auto driver please call him and tell to come in time tomorrow morning. it's good, tomorrow is sunday, even the kids will be at home as they don't have school. they can play with their grandmother.
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YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT !!
Jokes (Only clean jokes here, please!) - Page 368 - BCMTouring