Quotable Quotes Part II

[psnarasimhan]

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“There's a fine line between between two lines genius and insanity. I have erased this line...Me..

 

[psnarasimhan]

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat it again myself.” ..Me..

 

[psnarasimhan]

I like others work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” ..Me..

 

[psnarasimhan]

Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein

 

[psnarasimhan]

THE TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

. We are here to help you.
. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
. The dress code will be enforced.
. We expect more of you here.
. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
. The new text books will arrive any day now.
. Colleges care more about you
. . Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
. We want to hear what you have to say.”

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

you can tell a true war story if it embarrasses you. If you don't care for obscenity, you don't care for the truth; if you don't care for the truth, watch how you vote. Send guys to war, they come home talking dirty. ”
― Tim O'Brien, The Things They Carried

War is heinous from every angle! :mmph:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Without Warning:
Sometimes your traveling a highway, the only road you've ever known and wham! A semi comes from nowhere and rolls right over you. Sometimes you don't wake up. But if you happen to, you know things will never be the same. Sometimes that's not so bad. Sometimes lives intersect, no rhyme, no reason, except, perhaps, for a passing semi.”
― Ellen Hopkins

Semi what???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“The system will always be defended by those countless people who have enough intellect to defend but not quite enough to innovate.”
― Edward De Bono.

Yes, most people approach everything with

an open mouth and not an open mind!!! :kev:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

These problems are real, and you can't turn off real life. So I won't try. Instead, I'll give you a set of tools to help you deal with real life.”
― Sean Covey, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teens

The only tool that helps to deal with

real things /situations in real life is

to be realistic!!! :thumb:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx

The real problem is to fit inside the dog. :wof:

If you can carry a book you can also carry a light!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

... the reason???

The cat and the woman

own the house and the master! :whip:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

Thank you for the very useful tip!

I am sure I can use it too!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

No need to be afraid. :nono:

It can't happen without us!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
― Albert Einstein

What makes you so sure???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

I don't even need someone to

turn on the T.V for reading a book!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain

Just as we go to California or Chicago??? :decision:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

I thought it was because
may be he is the only one
who understands what he says!!! :kev:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

To marry in haste and repent in leisure??? out:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
― Mark Twain

Here is a proof!!!

Popeye’s Strength



Popeye the sailor, has done more for promoting spinach than any other sales person ever dreamed possible. When Popeye made his first appearance in 1930s, spinach consumption rose dramatically by 33% !

Why? Spinach, so full of iron, was thought to be the cause of Popeye’s fabulous strength and bulging muscles. Actually this belief that spinach promotes strength was caused by a simple mathematical error.

The Nutrition researchers had placed the decimal point in the wrong place –one digit farther to the right of where it should have been! This credited spinach with 10 times more iron than it actually contained.

Modern Nutritionists believe that as a source of iron, spinach is no better nor worse than any other green vegetable. Its iron content is only average. Even this iron is practically useless as our body can not absorb it directly.

Later, in 1940s, nutritionists discovered the spinach had Folic acid and that does make a person strong. So the real secret of the super human strength and the bulging muscles of Popeye was the Folic acid found in Spinach and not its iron content!

Visalakshi Ramani

199. Popeye?s Strength | The wonderful world we live in

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― Albert Einstein

What about originality???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

...but where is the rest of his life other than N/A ???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

I refuse to answer your questions on the grounds that I don't know the answers---Me..

WOW!!! Who would be so frank anyway???

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then...Me.

Certainly one full day younger!!!

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.” ..Me..

Two wrongs don't make a right! :nono:

BUT Three lefts make a right!!! :thumb:

 

[Visalakshi Ramani]

“There's a fine line between between two lines genius and insanity. I have erased this line...Me..

I can see the disappearance myself!!!