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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half,
double the price of their clothes,
and always add at least 5 years to the age of their best friend.
They differentiate, when they don't like
And integrate, when you don't like.

 

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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
Unknown

 

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பென்(pen) மொழிகள்
Small persons' great mistakes may not have any impact on society
But a great person's small mistake can cause havoc to the whole country

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Every great man is above doubt
Until the small man in him comes out

 

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Gold may be the latest bling
Purchasing a golden ring during
Akshaya thrithiya is not going to bring
Any prosperity nor get you divine blessing
Instead feed the poor who are starving
That will get you closer to the divine being

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Your wishes, your children are not fulfilling
To listen to you, they are not willing
In spite of your repeatedly telling
They marry outside the caste and you go yelling
And resort to what is said to be honour killing
Is this act not cruel and heart chilling?

 

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
Jean Cocturan

 

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பென்(pen) மொழிகள்
For couples who are divided
Not knowing how to get united
Children are the magic wand
Who provide the much needed bond











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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
If you are a good swimmer,
Whether it is a deep ocean,
or just a very shallow basin,
You can swim in any body of water
Irrespective of its depth; it doesn't matter

 

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Life is full of temporary situations,
ultimately ending up in a permanent solution.

 

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பென்(pen) மொழிகள்
Divorce is no longer a bad word
Every love today starts with this option
And that ruins the sanctity of marriage
And makes it a mere mockery
By using divorce as a trump card
No effort is made to correct oneself
Must be used as a LAST resort
But is used as a FIRST resort

 

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Air is polluted
Water is contaminated
Food is adulterated
Fruits are chemically ripened
Soil is smirched
Medicines are duplicated
Environment is threatened
Atmosphere is defiled
Human mind is vitiated
Mass murders are master minded
Life itself is endangered
Oh Lord of creation,
What then causes this population explosion?!

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
To lead one's own life is always simple and inexpensive
Only when you copy others, it becomes complicated and expensive

 

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Everybody wishes they could go to heaven
but no one wants to die.

 

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எண் (number) மொழிகள்
Our life is all numbers.
It all starts from BIRTH.
You have a date of birth, full of NUMBERS
which you have to carry with you till last.
Every individual is given an AADHAR number
As a student, in your classroom and college
You are allotted an ATTENDANCE number
For your exams you can afford to forget your name,
but not your REGISTRATION or HALL TICKET number
Your performance in exam is decided by the MARKS that you score!
which again is a number
If you are a student of Maths or commerce,
you get benumbed with numbers
If you are history student, you are hell bent
on remembering all expired numbers
As soon as you purchase a book you check its price and the pages,
which are nothing but numbers
Your bio data will carry lot of numbers, as you all know
The interview date is an important number
that has got to be kept registered in your mind
You decide to take up a job based on a
BIG FIVE FIGURE NUMBER, that is SALARY.
You have to know by heart your LANDLINE and MOBILE number(s).
Thanks to the mobile you don't have to remember most of your friends numbers
As a car owner your CAR has a REGISTRATION number which you have to care for.
You have to keep in mind your ATM PIN number
You have to remember your IT PAN number
Otherwise your condition will be one of jumping from frying PAN to fire
You have to know your BANK ACCOUNT number for each of your accounts
Any and every purchase and planning is a conglomeration of numbers
Your house has a DOOR number
Your street has a WARD number
Your town has a PIN number
You have to know the addresses of your friends and relatives
which all carry important numbers.
Your marriage day is an important number
you cannot afford to forget, unless you want to get into trouble.
Your friends' birthdays, you must be aware of which again is all numbers.
Travel is based on the FLIGHT OR TRAIN number
Railway ticket has a SEAT OR BERTH reservation number and
the reservation carries a PNR Number
Depending on your profession you may have to remember a lot more numbers
THOSE WHO WRITE IN FB cannot afford
TO FORGET SECTION 66A
which again is a FRIGHTENING NUMBER.
Remember that as a member of the society
we have to carry with us as many of these numbers as possible
We call them numbers , probably because they make our brains NUMB.
THUS LIFE IS FULL OF NUMBERS AND THE LIST IS ENDLESS.
YOU HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER EVERY NUMBER;
IF YOU FORGET IT, YOU WILL BE IN DEEP TROUBLE, REMEMBER.
FORTUNATELY ONE DOESN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER
ONE'S DATE OF DEATH; BUT PEOPLE CLOSE TO THE PERSON
MAY HAVE TO, FOR SOME TIME to come!

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்
Where there is will, there is way
Where there is no will, court is the only way

 

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Life is a dream for the wise,
a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich,
a tragedy for the poor.
Sholom Aleichem