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[rgurus]

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பென் ( pen) மொழிகள்
Name and fame cannot absolve one of any crime
A crime is a crime committed nonchalantly any time
Law should not buckle and break before one's popularity
Justice should never become the victim of one's personality

 

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By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

 

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Repeat of my FB jottings, May 2013

எண் (number) மொழிகள்

Our life is all numbers.

It all starts from BIRTH.

You have a date of birth, full of NUMBERS

which you have to carry with you till last.

Every individual is given an AADHAR number

As a student, in your classroom and college

You are allotted an ATTENDANCE number

For your exams you can afford to forget your name,

but not your REGISTRATION or HALL TICKET number

Your performance in exam is decided by the MARKS that you score!

which again is a number

If you are a student of Maths or commerce,

you get benumbed with numbers

If you are history student, you are hell bent

on remembering all expired numbers

As soon as you purchase a book you check its price and the pages,

which are nothing but numbers

Your bio data will carry lot of numbers, as you all know

The interview date is an important number

that has got to be kept registered in your mind

You decide to take up a job based on a

BIG FIVE FIGURE NUMBER, that is SALARY.

You have to know by heart your LANDLINE and MOBILE number(s).

Thanks to the mobile you don't have to remember most of your friends numbers

As a car owner your CAR has a REGISTRATION number which you have to care for.

You have to keep in mind your ATM PIN numbers

You have to remember your IT PAN number

Otherwise your condition will be one of jumping from frying PAN to fire

You have to know your BANK ACCOUNT number for each of your accounts

Any and every purchase and planning is a conglomeration of numbers

Your house has a DOOR number

Your street has a WARD number

Your town has a PIN number

You have to know the addresses of your friends and relatives

which all carry important numbers.

Your marriage day is an important number

you cannot afford to forget, unless you want to get into trouble.

Your friends' birthdays, you must be aware of which again is all numbers.

Travel is based on the FLIGHT OR TRAIN number

Railway ticket has a SEAT OR BERTH reservation number and

the reservation carries a PNR Number

Depending on your profession you may have to remember a lot more numbers

THOSE WHO WRITE IN FB cannot afford

TO FORGET SECTION 66A

which again is a FRIGHTENING NUMBER.

Remember that as a member of the society

we have to carry with us as many of these numbers as possible

We call them numbers , probably because they make our brains NUMB.

THUS LIFE IS FULL OF NUMBERS AND THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

YOU HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER EVERY NUMBER;

IF YOU FORGET IT, YOU WILL BE IN DEEP TROUBLE, REMEMBER.

FORTUNATELY ONE DOESN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER

ONE'S DATE OF DEATH; BUT PEOPLE CLOSE TO THE PERSON

MAY HAVE TO, FOR SOME TIME to come!

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்

However much you are placed in the perch

A small blunder can land you in the lurch

 

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A legitimate question
But you can't blame the school for not allowing you to sleep.
Many teachers do help.

 

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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.”
( before others say that)

 

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“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”

 

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“Count your age by friends, not years; count your life by smiles, not tears"

 

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பென்(pen) மொழிகள்


Harvest the rain and the brain

Don't allow both to drain

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்

You are intelligent; you are loved by some, hated by some

You are beautiful; you are loved by some, hated by some

Whatever you are, there will be some to love you and some to hate you

Love all those who love you in spite of what you are

But don't hate all those who hate you in spite of what they are

 

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He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense. -Joseph Conrad, novelist (1857-1924)

 

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மணி (money) மொழிகள்


Money in wrong and evil hands

will instigate many to wrong acts

It is more deadly than a gun

In the hands of a heartless assassin

 

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Repeat of my FB jottings, May 2013

பென்(pen) மொழிகள்

There are many many ways of being dishonest

But there is only one way of being honest

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்

Silence is considered golden

That was in the days olden

Silence today is considered regressive

With a negative connotation

And noise quite aggressive

With a positive connotation

Silence is associated with depression

Noise is associated with expression

Silence is indicative of social seclusion

Noise is indicative of social inclusion

Silence is a form of punishment

And leads to a sort of a confinement

Noise is a sort of accomplishment

And is a part of social excitement

Highly vocal people only succeed

The silent only fail and recede

The speaker only becomes a leader

The dumb slides down the ladder

 

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That you earn as your right,
the governments take as their right.
Democracy takes it with a mild threat
Autocracy takes it with a wild thrash

 

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பென் (pen) மொழிகள்

To enjoy a lecture, you need not be a teacher

To enjoy a hymn, you need not be a preacher

To enjoy music, you need not be a musician

To enjoy a fan, you need not be an electrician

To enjoy an art, you need not be an artist

To enjoy a lyric, you need not be a lyricist

To enjoy a book, you need not be a writer

To enjoy wrestling, you need not be a fighter

To enjoy a dance you need not be a dancer

To enjoy a fight, you need not be a lancer

To enjoy food, you need not be a cook

To enjoy a joke, you don't need a book

To enjoy a film, you need not be an actor

To enjoy health, you need not be a doctor

All that you need is a taste and a mind

Based on common sense, that is what we find

 

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Liking is superficial and physical
Love is deeply emotional and spiritual

 

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பென்(pen) மொழிகள்


Don't lose heart when you lose an exam

No need to get dejected and commit suicide

After all exams are not everything in life

Life is the greatest exam for everyone

Many who have been successful in their exams have failed in life

Many who have failed in their exams have succeeded in their lives

Hence success or failure depends on how you take life

 

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"Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with their heart and soul, there is no separation."

 

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"The most beautiful people are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths." ~ Joyce Meyer

 

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பென்( pen) மொழிகள்

Appreciation is a fine art

It should come from one's heart

A true and timely admiration

is a real catalytic motivation

It shouldn't be a substitute for flattery

Then it becomes a mischievous mockery

 

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Silence makes your mind sullen and cool
Noise makes your mind a messy pool

 

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பெண் மொழிகள்


They say that man proposes, but God disposes;

But in many households, no doubt man proposes,

but it is the woman who disposes.