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This is what I received as a forward from a friend. I want to share it with the members here:
1. Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point north?
Because Rajni lives in the south and no one dares to point at him.
2. galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study, Shakespeare used street lights. But do you know about Rajini?
only agarbatti.
3. Once Rajinikant was playing cricket in the monsoons........and....
the rain was cancelled due to the match.
4. One day Rajini went out in the morning on a walk and in the afternoon the police arrested him......
Because he had reached US without a visa.
5. Why did British leave India in 1947?
Because they knew Rajini will be born in 1948.
6. Guys, in your own interest you are warned, do not make jokes on Rajini
else he will delete internet.
7. Recently the Chinese closed all their airports because of heavy fog...
Later it was found Rajini was smoking.
8. Rajini did his KG from seven different places...
and today these are known as IITs.
9. Rajini woke up one day and decided he should share at least 1% of his knowledge with the world and ..
google was born.
10. Think what would have happened if Rajini had been born 150 years ago....
British would have fought for independence.
11. Why do earth quakes occur.........
Because at that time Rajini's mobile is kept on vibration mode.
12. Once Rajini bunked his school classes one full day and ....
since then that day is known as sunday.
13. The pyramids in Egypt are actually.....
The primary school craft projects when Rajini attended his primary classes.
LOL.
1. Why does the needle of a magnetic compass always point north?
Because Rajni lives in the south and no one dares to point at him.
2. galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study, Shakespeare used street lights. But do you know about Rajini?
only agarbatti.
3. Once Rajinikant was playing cricket in the monsoons........and....
the rain was cancelled due to the match.
4. One day Rajini went out in the morning on a walk and in the afternoon the police arrested him......
Because he had reached US without a visa.
5. Why did British leave India in 1947?
Because they knew Rajini will be born in 1948.
6. Guys, in your own interest you are warned, do not make jokes on Rajini
else he will delete internet.
7. Recently the Chinese closed all their airports because of heavy fog...
Later it was found Rajini was smoking.
8. Rajini did his KG from seven different places...
and today these are known as IITs.
9. Rajini woke up one day and decided he should share at least 1% of his knowledge with the world and ..
google was born.
10. Think what would have happened if Rajini had been born 150 years ago....
British would have fought for independence.
11. Why do earth quakes occur.........
Because at that time Rajini's mobile is kept on vibration mode.
12. Once Rajini bunked his school classes one full day and ....
since then that day is known as sunday.
13. The pyramids in Egypt are actually.....
The primary school craft projects when Rajini attended his primary classes.
LOL.
