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[rgurus]

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Is he your Head of the department?
Yes. Not only our Head of the department, but also the headache of our department!

 

[rgurus]

Cracking jokes!
'There are altogether a dozen cracks in the building ' Said the engineer who had come to inspect that Department after a complaint was lodged with him about the poor condition of that old building.
"But we are only eleven in our Department including our Professor" said that youngish lecturer who took over the post only a few days before!

 

[rgurus]

பென்(pen) மொழிகள்
Everything is cyclic in life as you see
More medicines you take, more money you spend
more money you spend, more worried you are
more worried you are, more sick you become
more sick you become, more medicines you take

 

[rgurus]

A CIRCULAR is always RECTANGULAR!

 

[rgurus]

REGULAR NAPS PREVENT OLD AGE,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU TAKE THEM WHILE DRIVING

 

[rgurus]

(Introducing his friend to another friend) He is Mr Renganathan, ,......Foreign Returned!
I am so sorry to learn it. But why was he returned by the foreign Government?

 

[rgurus]

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged marriage.
It’s like asking someone, which is better - committing suicide or getting murdered?

 

[yesmohan]

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged marriage.
It’s like asking someone, which is better - committing suicide or getting murdered?

Those who love- married may know not much about the life………… after the arranged marriage;
Those who have undergone arranged marriages may not know the life after the love-marriages.
Only those who have the experience of both…. could know....... the intricacies of either side ...fully well!!

 

[rgurus]

ANECDOTE
Only a story; you don't have to believe it, but it has a fact ( moral or immoral) to teach us.
Once the head of the state X ( let us call him Mr X) came on a friendly visit to country Y and he was taken on an open car by the head of the state Y ( let us call him Mr Y) along some arterial routes of the city with people ten deep on either side giving tumultuous welcome to the visiting dignitary. As they were passing along, the dignitary pointed out to Mr Y a person pissing on one side of the road and in a friendly banter ridiculed that ' that is your country'. Stung by his sarcasm, the head of the state Y bowed his head in shame, but being a democrat just tolerated it and no action was taken against the person concerned. There the matter ended for the time being.
A year later, Mr Y went on a reciprocal visit to the friendly country and on one of his tours with Mr X , he was surprised to note that somebody there on the road side was indulging in the same act which was ridiculed by Mr X a year back . In a tit for tat instinct, he didn't even lose a minute to point out to the host MrX the incident saying ' your country is no better than ours'. Being a despot, Mr X couldn't tolerate it and immediately ordered his aid de camp to take severe action against the person who has tarnished the image of his country. After the tour was over, Mr X burning with agony and shame, asked his aide what action he took against the offender, but the aide told him that he could not take any action against the person, SINCE HE WAS AN HONOURABLE MEMBER FROM THE COUNTRY Y ENJOYING DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
I hope you will be able to guess which that country Y is