Dear Renu
Forget all those "struggles in life", "journeys of the soul", "love triangle" themes - too repetitive, drab.
Ok, for kickstart:
Starts with the author [ let' assume TVK ] browsing through the news paper,[ Sunday 04/11/2102 ] when his eyes fall on
an insertion in the re-marriage section.
It read:
" Wanted suitable groom for 30 yr old slim, tall, good looking well educated, good income divorcee, no issues. Court
Order [ divorce by mutual consent ] expected IIIrd week December 2012.
Open to negotiation immediately with broad-minded, well educated, financially well placed divorcee / widower without
issues, age not over 35 yrs, preferably with a PR or Green Card. Parents and siblings welcome to visit after marriage.
Tentative wedding - III week Jan 2013. Parents / Siblings / Brokers / Match-makers / Astrologers, please excuse.
Interested men, please contact Ms XXXX Cell # YYYYYYYY / or FB ZZZZZZ to fix up a meeting in person at a mutually
agreed place in Bangalore / Hyderabad / Chennai and be prepared to travel to & fro at your cost . Weekend
meetings preferable in Chennai / Hyderabad - later evening meetings in Bangalore OK ".
The author [ assuming it's TVK ], a brilliant Engineer himself had spent a lifetime understanding complicated
technical blue-prints and specification sheets. He read the ad twice, thrice and a fourth time and was just
beginning to digest things, when Mami called out " Yenna Naa, Coffee Aariye Pochu. Appadi Yenna thaaan
padichindu irukkale ? Kalam Karthala, ungal face yen tension aaga irukku ? Indh paper karaalukku vere velaiye
illiai. Yepoo parthalum, scam, rape, murder, theft accidentnu ezhidhinde iruppa.
Neenga seekkirama kulichittu, ready aayidungo. Muhurthathukku kandippa poganum" .
Mama [ let's drop TVK, it's getting too personal] " Illai di.......Vandhu ........ Oh Ho...... sarisari "
Mama's mind was still on the paper ad. He was making a mental check list of the spec sheet.
1 . Girl not yet divorced - Court Order expected in 3rd week Dec 2012
2 . Today is Sunday 4th November 2012, and she is "open to negotiation' with a prospective groom.
3 . Parents & Siblings 'welcome to visit ' - meant clearly that they couldn't stay.
4 . Girl must be based in Bangalore - that's why 'late evening' meetings are ok with her.
5 . Girl had fixed the 'tentative date' for marriage as 3rd week Jan 2013.
6 . Cut-off age for groom - 35 yrs.
The spec sheet didn't specify whether it was going to be her second / third wedding. But he had formed an impression
that the girl must be a very self-willed, self-centered person in the 20-25 lakhs CTC.
Somehow, the paper ad kept bugging him. With a preoccupied mind, he got into the car with Mami, who for some
reason seemed excessively talkative today. He wished that she would just shut-up and let him concentrate on his
driving. Mama was an excellent motorist - having driven vehicles in several countries - perfectly comfortable with LHD / RHD cars - Keep Left / Keep Right. He had been posted in Europe, Iraq, The Gulf and Afghanistan as a Site Engineer
and had tried his had at forklifts, cranes, dozers, shovels and other earth-moving equipment. In fact there didn't seem
to be any contraption with wheels that he couldn't drive.
But today, he was lost! He considered Mami a hopeless navigator and sometimes even wondered whether she could differentiate between a left turn and right turn. 'U' turns were disasters.
Mami got the gut feeling that they had been driving for too long and fished out the wedding invitation to check the
muhurtham time - but as usual, she had forgotten her reading glasses. That didn't bother Mama - he was convinced that
she would never know whether they were headed North or South.
They had been married for close to fifty years and had got used to each-other's idiosyncrasies - he loved her, her stupidities, her clumsiness, her ignorance, her innocence - just about everything about her.
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Ok Folks
NOW - That's just for a "KICK-START". - Renu, Ravi, HRHK, Tmt RR, Amala, Amritha, Prasad Ji, Guruvayoor Samy,
Haridoss, Brahin [ you contribute the music ], Manoharkumar,Dr Narayani, Raghy Ji - all active members please contribute to TVK's story - so long as you don't let Parveen take out his censor scissors.
Remember, we have to create space for Mama's stints in Europe, Gulf etc. and then a provision for Avvaiyar's
entry during his site visit of the dam site in Afghanistan - [ Avvaiyar, here is only incidental and has no resemblance /
reference to Tmt VR ]
TVK presents ' AVVAIYAR IN AFGHANISTAN ' - slated for Pongal 2013 release.
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