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Think or blink!!!

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Once upon a time NOT very long ago............
An Ashram = (ash·ramˈäSHrəm) meant (especially in South Asia)
a hermitage, monastic community, or other place of SAFE religious retreat

Now an ashramam is the place "Ah siramam" for the people
to live in unmolested, unharmed or unscathed!
:doh:
 
Money ...money..... everywhere but :wacko:

not a penny for the needy and poor! :doh:


1. $60,000: Chartered an "Empty Amtrak train — HAS TO BE EMPTY" to Philadelphia to get a sandwich from his favorite Subway restaurant.

The Subway was closed, so he took ANOTHER empty train across the country as an act of mourning — an additional $120,000! Tom, wtf?
2. $35,000: Used government funds to hire a "Mail condor" to deliver funny printouts of memes to his friend from college, Lance, who lives in LA.

Price hired an additional 10 condors from other trainers "lest this one be intercepted by the enemy." Tom, what enemy?
3. $400,000: Raced two endangered white-headed langur monkeys across the world in hot air balloons for "research."

Secretary Price paid private individuals an additional $50,000 to cover up the story after both balloons went missing. Good lord, Secretary Price. This looks bad!
4. $90 million: Bought a retired Disney Cruise Liner to blow up for his son's birthday.

To be fair, the theme was "explosion on the high seas" and everyone loved it.
5. $65 million: Hired a dozen F/A-18 Hornets to "buzz" his neighbor's house for a weekend after the neighbor's dog defecated on Mr. Price's sidewalk.

Secretary Price's office explained the event to reporters as "an American tradition."
6. $400 million: Built a big bank tube that weaves through highways and forests between his Georgia home and D.C. office "in case he forgets anything."

Is this the cheapest way to do this?? :faint:
 
The person who wants to protect his Nth NEW wife

for whom he is the Nth NEW husband and the likes of him
may travel in disguise or use personal rockets built for two! :rapture:
 
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