Travails of a female Marketing Executive (Sushi)

[P.J.]

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renukaji

This has happened long back while visiting Thirumala Hills;

We all numbering around 10 of our closest relatives went to have Lord's Dharshan at Thirumala and after Dharshan, there were many cabs offering trip to a place called Papanasam Falls

(PAPANASAM AND AKASA GANGA IN TIRUMALA | TIRUMALA TIRUPATI VAIBHAVAM)

where monkeys play havoc with pilgrims; one of the young woman relative wanted to attend an urgent Nature Call, but in those days there was no clean Toilets available anywhere there; so her mother advised her to go behind a bush, and two other elder women also followed her; They asked some men to guard them from a DISTANCE!!

Suddenly all the women were calling for help and running out of the bushes; to our surprise more women , not our relative also came out of the bushes calling for help; behind them a bunch of monkeys were chasing them!!

It so happened one of the monkey got hold of a woman's Handbag which, contained so many things.

We were asked to get that handbag from that monkey as the Bag also contained some money;

I was not married then, and as there were some young pretty girls watching us, i thought of showing my heroism !!!

But i was afraid to walk near the bush as i might put my legs on ......

Then we called the Cab driver to come to our help, and he somehow managed to retrieve the hand bag from the Monkey, for which he was paid handsome money.

 

[sushi55]

Renuka,

very nice interpretation. I can imagine the scene when few women standing guard for a young girl and some eyes shining nearby those of pigs. But somehow even in those difficult circumstances, we women have come up , That is what matters today na>

PS: My replies need nod from Moderator so many a times my reply seems as 'seethaikku raman chittappa' sort

 

[sushi55]

Yeah, I too love train travel (minus using the loo of course). No better way to see the countryside, in my opinion!

Yes Peddar - train journeys are really wonderful and I still have addresses of some friends I travelled with. you won't believe we are still in contact.

 

[sushi55]

renukaji

This has happened long back while visiting Thirumala Hills;

We all numbering around 10 of our closest relatives went to have Lord's Dharshan at Thirumala and after Dharshan, there were many cabs offering trip to a place called Papanasam Falls

(PAPANASAM AND AKASA GANGA IN TIRUMALA | TIRUMALA TIRUPATI VAIBHAVAM)

where monkeys play havoc with pilgrims; one of the young woman relative wanted to attend an urgent Nature Call, but in those days there was no clean Toilets available anywhere there; so her mother advised her to go behind a bush, and two other elder women also followed her; They asked some men to guard them from a DISTANCE!!

Suddenly all the women were calling for help and running out of the bushes; to our surprise more women , not our relative also came out of the bushes calling for help; behind them a bunch of monkeys were chasing them!!

It so happened one of the monkey got hold of a woman's Handbag which, you contained so many things.

We were asked to get that handbag from that monkey as the Bag also contained some money;

I was not married then, and as there were some young pretty girls watching us, i thought of showing my heroism !!!

But i was afraid to walk near the bush as i might put my legs on ......

Then we called the Cab driver to come to our help, and he somehow managed to retrieve the hand bag from the Monkey, for which he was paid handsome money.

PJ now you have to thank me for taking you back to your 'trying to act as hero' days in Tirupathi. Such travails not only awaits women but men too sometimes.

 

[sushi55]

dear renus,

some pig went hungry that night, thanks to your mom and you i have heard human execrement and discharge, are food for some species of pigs

No empathy for the suffering Renu but all empathy for the pig ! I think you are reading too much of Karl Marx, Kunjappu.

 

[sushi55]

dear sushi,

you and countless others in your situation have my utmost sympathies. when i was young, i used to go to my maternal grand parents' town in north malabar where the toilet was just a bucket in the ground cleared every 3 days by humans.

the women who cleared this, were fairer and prettier than many in my household. i used to look forward to doing my business immediately after it was cleared, because that is the only occassion when the bucket was close to empty.


it was always about 2 or 3 women, accompanied by a man who came driving a bullock which pulled an old petrol tank into which this waste was dumped, and inturn into some land fill out of sight.

i have read that 2/3 of india still use this method or use the outside as their toilets.

btw i would imagine an executive would have the benefit of a car. after all, even a starting level salesman these days gets a mobike. no matter what, i agree with you that this is a major problem and the organizers have to be told in advance to provide sufficient facilities. that is the only way, i think, the discomfort can be mitigated, if not avoided or resolved altogether.

confucius apparently has said that going #1 is the biggest pleasure on earth, closely followed by #2. hopefully, you yourself, i pray, are not put into situation any more, to deprive you of your god given pleasures.

have a good day

Kunjappu Sir,

Now you went back to your Malabar days and your memorable memories about those pretty potty cleaning women too.

Now coming to your thinking

" btw i would imagine an executive would have the benefit of a car. after all, even a starting level salesman these days gets a mobike. no matter what, i agree with you that this is a major problem and the organizers have to be told in advance to provide sufficient facilities. that is the only way, i think, the discomfort can be mitigated, if not avoided or resolved altogether."

I would request you to kindly go through my article where I had clearly mentioned that our organisation took care of us so nicely by providing lodging in 4/6 star hotels as well giving magnanimous daily allowances. But as the sugar factories are situation very far from the villages and many times it will be no man's land with only fields in between two villages. So I preferred repeat I preferred to take the bus for two reason.
1) Safety reasons - suppose an accident takes place in between and I will be left with only the driver if he is fit enough to help me.
2) I am a people's person - so anyday I prefer a bus journey to be with the people.

Regarding Confucius everyone will agree with him on his theory. I have also mentioned about Peter Sellers in the movie Party and if you see the movie you will really enjoy his acting.
thanks kunjuppu Sir for giving a nice reply to me.

 

[sarang]

Most of the service stations (petrol filling stations) on highways and even B class roads have decent toilets and are normally kept locked. One can collect the key from the attendant for using the facility.

All service station is express ways have adequate to posh toilet facilities. Most of the mid size hotels, shopping centres, malls do provide.

Only public toilet services maintained by the local authority are conspicuous by their absence.

kunjuppu

i am using Depends whenever I travel by Car in India as well as in US.
It is also available for women.

It is advisable for any one who makes long journey by bus/ car in rural India to have few of them with them.

Depend For Men Maximum Absorbency Guards, Depend Underwear for Men, Incontinence Pads for Men

Depend for Women Underwear Maximum Absorbency, Large, 28 Count - Walmart.com

 

[kk4646]

Tell me about it...how can I forget in 1993 I was travelling late night outstation with my mum in India and the bus stopped at some Hassan district and there was no toilet at all.

All men and women had to go to some nearby jungle area to pass urine.

So women stood guard for each other and to my horror I never realized some pigs were seated next to me in the jungle area!

I then came out running and told my mum that there are pigs in this area where everyone is pissing.

My mum refused to go there!LOL

"'I never realized some pigs were seated next to me in the jungle area..."


I am getting doubt about your statement.. You might NOT have seen them properly.. Those things must have been your GHOST friends..may in some other form..!!


TVK

 

[renuka]

dear renus,

some pig went hungry that night, thanks to your mom and you i have heard human execrement and discharge, are food for some species of pigs

Dear Kunjs,

I did not make the pig thirsty...I finished what I had to do and ran away!LOL

I still remember the grunting sounds of the piggies...how can I ever forget..actually at first I was really scared if they were wild boars..but I think they were domestic pigs.

 

[kunjuppu]

Dear Kunjs,

I did not make the pig thirsty...I finished what I had to do and ran away!LOL

I still remember the grunting sounds of the piggies...how can I ever forget..actually at first I was really scared if they were wild boars..but I think they were domestic pigs.

dear renus,

thank you for your explanation.

ps. why the 'LOL'? i dont understand. please explain. thank you. thank yo.

 

[renuka]

dear renus,

thank you for your explanation.

ps. why the 'LOL'? i dont understand. please explain. thank you. thank yo.

Kunjs,

Have you ever tried to stop the act of micturation while it is in progress??

It is not possible Ok...so one only has to increase the velocity of the stream and imagine being clad in a salwar kameez and trying to tie that as fast as possible while being surrounded by pigs.

Hence the LOL.

 

[sushi55]

Most of the service stations (petrol filling stations) on highways and even B class roads have decent toilets and are normally kept locked. One can collect the key from the attendant for using the facility.

All service station is express ways have adequate to posh toilet facilities. Most of the mid size hotels, shopping centres, malls do provide.

Only public toilet services maintained by the local authority are conspicuous by their absence.

Yes Sarang there are service stations with decent restrooms. But those are meant for those travelling in cars and mostly in urban and national highways. My experience was in villages where due to reasons mentioned in my earlier posts, I had to invariably take a bus journey.

thanks for taking pains to read and give a good suggestion too.

 

[sushi55]

Kunjs,

Have you ever tried to stop the act of micturation while it is in progress??

It is not possible Ok...so one only has to increase the velocity of the stream and imagine being clad in a salwar kameez and trying to tie that as fast as possible while being surrounded by pigs.

Hence the LOL.

Renu (If I may call so)

that was one good description of the happening. When men grow old, they forget .

 

[sushi55]

"'I never realized some pigs were seated next to me in the jungle area..."


I am getting doubt about your statement.. You might NOT have seen them properly.. Those things must have been your GHOST friends..may in some other form..!!


TVK

TVK and his ghost stories !!!

 

[P.J.]

A guy was siting in d toilet wen someone frm the adjacent toilet said,
1: Hi, how r u ?

He got embarrassed n said,
2: I m fine.

1: So wat r u up to?

2: Wel, just sitting lyk u.

1: Can i come over?

2: No! R u crazy?

1: Listen I wil call u back. There is an idiot in d other toilet answering my qstns

 

[kunjuppu]

Kunjs,

Have you ever tried to stop the act of micturation while it is in progress??

It is not possible Ok...so one only has to increase the velocity of the stream and imagine being clad in a salwar kameez and trying to tie that as fast as possible while being surrounded by pigs.

Hence the LOL.

ha ha ha... what a feast for imagination renus!!

 

[renuka]

Dear Kunjs,

One of my classmates also a fellow doc told me once he was travelling by bus in TN.

So the bus stopped at some place late night and there was no Toilet anywhere.

Many women and men wanted to ease themselves..so some young college boys told the women..not to worry..they will make sure no one comes to the place where the women we planning to ease themselves(near some jungle bush area).

Ok then suddenly one of the ladies started accusing the college boy from TN of peeping at her.

The college boy said he did not peep but the lady still accused him and finally the college boy got angry with her and lashed out in Tamil "hey imagine when you who sit and urinate have so much Thimiru..I stand and urinate..how much more Thimiru I will have..so dont try to accuse me"