What are your freebies to get Votes?

[P.J.]

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Election time is fast Approaching, and if you are to prepare Freebies list for your party what are the freebies you will offer to people to get votes and capture power?


Here is my list: Remember I may add more and more freebies if i see someone is offering more!!







More Weeping Drams freely in all TV Channels.. 24 hours/ 7 days a week...




All Ladies will be given Free Herbal medicines to keep them young!!!! (Through Ration Shop once in a month)

Free women “Make up set” every month through Public distribution center for each family card holder.

Free Jadai (Sowry) to all ladies every month in different colors!!!! (Though Ration shop)

No need to go to Ration Shop...40 Kg Rice, 40 Kg Thuvar Dall, Items will be delivered at your home!!!!!

Women need not bear Delivery related pain, we will ask our scientists to find out whether the pain can be transferred to Upper class Brahmins!!



Inter caste Marriages will be encouraged with a gift of Rs 1/- lac

Free Kidney transplant surgery to everyone!!!! (one Kidney will be removed and a Brand new Kidney will be replaced from another person!!)





Enact Laws in Assembly providing 69 % reservation for Back ward classes in Indian Cricket Team!!!!! Government will take up the matter with respective Cricket Boards!!!

Government will work for quota for Gold medals in Olympics for Indians Backward Classes!!!!!

All Government Staff need to work minimum one hour every day... Other time they can spend time Gossiping in the Canteen..!!!!!

.Free Sarees, Dhotis, Churidhars, Pants, other inner garments 5 sets to every one in the family.. Free Size too!!!!!!

Number 13 is Bad number.. Government will agitate to remove this number..




Only Government will produce all movies and release them in all theaters.. Free Viewing!!!



Each family will be given Rs 10000/- every month for 5 years!!!!!

Each Family can go to any place in India Freely once in a year!!!!! They will be given free tickets in Janata Train!!!!

One member in Each family will be given 'Honorary Doctor' title which is valid for 5 Years..!!!!!

Please Vote for my Party now... if you are not still satisfied, tell me through Janata Court .


Can anyone beat this offer?

 

[krish44]

Election time is fast Approaching, and if you are to prepare Freebies list for your party what are the freebies you will offer to people to get votes and capture power?


Here is my list: Remember I may add more and more freebies if i see someone is offering more!!







More Weeping Drams freely in all TV Channels.. 24 hours/ 7 days a week...




All Ladies will be given Free Herbal medicines to keep them young!!!! (Through Ration Shop once in a month)

Free women “Make up set” every month through Public distribution center for each family card holder.

Free Jadai (Sowry) to all ladies every month in different colors!!!! (Though Ration shop)

No need to go to Ration Shop...40 Kg Rice, 40 Kg Thuvar Dall, Items will be delivered at your home!!!!!

Women need not bear Delivery related pain, we will ask our scientists to find out whether the pain can be transferred to Upper class Brahmins!!



Inter caste Marriages will be encouraged with a gift of Rs 1/- lac

Free Kidney transplant surgery to everyone!!!! (one Kidney will be removed and a Brand new Kidney will be replaced from another person!!)





Enact Laws in Assembly providing 69 % reservation for Back ward classes in Indian Cricket Team!!!!! Government will take up the matter with respective Cricket Boards!!!

Government will work for quota for Gold medals in Olympics for Indians Backward Classes!!!!!

All Government Staff need to work minimum one hour every day... Other time they can spend time Gossiping in the Canteen..!!!!!

.Free Sarees, Dhotis, Churidhars, Pants, other inner garments 5 sets to every one in the family.. Free Size too!!!!!!

Number 13 is Bad number.. Government will agitate to remove this number..




Only Government will produce all movies and release them in all theaters.. Free Viewing!!!



Each family will be given Rs 10000/- every month for 5 years!!!!!

Each Family can go to any place in India Freely once in a year!!!!! They will be given free tickets in Janata Train!!!!

One member in Each family will be given 'Honorary Doctor' title which is valid for 5 Years..!!!!!

Please Vote for my Party now... if you are not still satisfied, tell me through Janata Court .


Can anyone beat this offer?

PJ sir In delhi we have collected our freebies ,free water and 50 percent discount on electricity with old dues and interest waive off s.
latest edu . loan interest waive off as of dec 2013 in interim budget
less traffic challans as delhi police is on watch.
ours are real freebies and not products of a fertile imaginative mind

 

[V.Balasubramani]

P.J. Sir,


The Public of Tamil Nadu are already availing number of Freebies offered by the respective Governments, viz (1) TV, (2) Table Fan, (3) Mixer, (4) Grinder (5) Laptop for students and (6) Bicycle for Plus One students, etc which increases the burden of TASMAC with higher target fixed on every occasion.

The political parties of Tamil Nadu will come up with more attractive offer of freebies this time to catch votes.

Let us wait and see.

 

[P.J.]

krish Sir

OP is not asking you what you got, it is asking you to prepare a list of Freebies, if you are preparing for your party !!

Now go ahead and prepare your list of freebies!!

 

[P.J.]

Balasubramani Sir

Pl do not bother about what you get in TN, it is about what you give as a political leader!!! imagine and give your list to woo the voters!!

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Balasubramani Sir

Pl do not bother about what you get in TN, it is about what you give as a political leader!!! imagine and give your list to woo the voters!!

P.J. Sir,

Here is my list: Please remember that this may change in accordance with demand and desire of general public which will be collected thorugh a survey.

More Weeping Drams freely in all TV Channels.. 24 hours/ 7 days a week...with an LCD TV

All Ladies will be given Free Herbal medicines to keep them young!!!! (Through Door delivery every day)

Free women “Make up set” every month – just a phone call away – No need to come to Ration shop - Delivered at your door in just within an hour.

Free Jadai (Sowry) to all ladies every month in different colors and in different sizes to suit choice.

No need to go to Ration Shop...40 Kg Rice, 40 Kg Thuvar Dall, Tea Pockets, Coffee Powder, will be delivered at your home!!!!! With a Electric kettle and an oven.

Women need not bear delivery related pain, we will ask our scientists to find out whether the pain can be transferred to their MIL

Inter caste Marriages will be encouraged with a gift of Rs 1/- lac and divorce with a short notice of one week.

Free Kidney and other organ transplant surgery to everyone!!!!

Enact Laws in Assembly providing 69 % reservation for Back ward classes in Indian Cricket Team!!!!! Government will take up the matter with respective Cricket Boards!!! Free tickets for all ODI and Test Matches.

Government will work for quota for Gold, in Olympics for Indians Backward Classes!!!!! Plus a well furnished appartment.

All Government Staff need to work minimum one hour every day... Other time they can spend time Gossiping in the Canteen..!!!!! Play indoor games at the Club, Read News papers and Magazines at Library.

Free Sarees, Dhotis, Churidhars, Pants, other inner garments 10 sets to every one in the family.. Free Size too!!!!!!

Number 13 is Bad number.. Government will agitate to remove this number..

Only Government will produce all movies and release them in all theaters.. Free Viewing!!! Free Coffee/Cool drink and snacks

Each family will be given Rs 20000/- every month for 5 years!!!!!

Each Family can go to any place in India Freely once in a year!!!!! They will be given free tickets in Train with A.C. facility

One member in each family will be given 'Honorary Doctor' title which is valid for 5 Years..!!!!! It will be passed on to other member subsequently.

Please Vote for my Party now... if you are not still satisfied, okay meet me personally. You will be definitely taken care off.

How is this?

 

[P.J.]

Dear Sri. balasubramani Sir

You just copied my list of freebies!!!

You should give different sets of freebies just for fun.. then only there is real competition !!