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Would You Marry Again?
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- Long silence --
HUSBAND: "Damn."
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BabaMail -Joke Today: Would You Get Remarried?
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question...
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- Long silence --
HUSBAND: "Damn."
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BabaMail -Joke Today: Would You Get Remarried?
