Get-together Dec 2013

[Vaagmi]

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because the above picture is not real.

Okay I will correct myself:

A mayavi who did not mind getting filmed, framed, hanged, garlanded and conveniently forgotten. LOL.

 

[sravna]

Okay I will correct myself:

A mayavi who did not mind getting filmed, framed, hanged, garlanded and conveniently forgotten. LOL.

Reality has to be confronted sooner or later.

 

[Vaagmi]

I need not wait, Sir! She will surely offer you one of the highestestest posts! :lol:

Now, I remember that she used to feed some animals in her house and does not drive away ants from her kitchen!

Hello RR,

Did you not notice? Renumma has already hoisted me up at a safe distance. Poor thing. She did not understand this kapi's potential for mischief properly. I can take another avatar and come and haunt everyone visiting the Ashram with jasmine fragrance. I can even become SRK this moment and SL next moment and take people on the forbidden path. Poor ashramites.LOL.

 

[Raji Ram]

........... Did you not notice? Renumma has already hoisted me up at a safe distance. .......... .

Yes Sir! Actually, after my reply to that post, I read rest of the story!
Moral: Don't be in a haste to reply, before reading all the posts! :ranger:

 

[sravna]

Hello RR,

Did you not notice? Renumma has already hoisted me up at a safe distance. Poor thing. She did not understand this kapi's potential for mischief properly. I can take another avatar and come and haunt everyone visiting the Ashram with jasmine fragrance. I can even become SRK this moment and SL next moment and take people on the forbidden path. Poor ashramites.LOL.

The real mayavi knows how to make the kapi behave and has the right treatment for all its mischiefs so that it will never ever harbor them. So let it know its limits and keep a safe distance from the ashram.

 

[renuka]

You guys got it all wrong!LOL

Kapi Dvaja is a sign of strength and sure victory.

Didn't Hanuman promise Bheema that he would be with the Pandavas during the Mahabharat?

So a Kapi Dvaja is the highest position bestowed to anyone.

Vaagmi ji..need I say more.

We can make a Suprabhatam for you.

Uthishto thishta vanara uthishta kapidhwaja
Uthishta markatikantha bhulokam mangalam kuru ​

 

[Vaagmi]

You guys got it all wrong!LOL

Kapi Dvaja is a sign of strength and sure victory.

Didn't Hanuman promise Bheema that he would be with the Pandavas during the Mahabharat?

So a Kapi Dvaja is the highest position bestowed to anyone.

Vaagmi ji..need I say more.

We can make a Suprabhatam for you.

Uthishto thishta vanara uthishta kapidhwaja
Uthishta markatikantha bhuloka mangalam kuru ​

That suprabhatam was for me or for my kapi in the dwaja? LOL. If I am a kapi how can I be kapidwajan too? It will have to be "uthishto thishta vaagmi uthishta kapidwaja, uthishta Mrs. vaagmikantha virtual loka mangalam kuru". My sangappalakai rejected your Sanskrit sloka. Take another chance after sharpening your language skills. Read my earlier posts carefully. I had mentioned about the kapidwajan and kurukshetra in my post already.LOL.

 

[renuka]

That suprabhatam was for me or for my kapi in the dwaja? LOL. If I am a kapi how can I be kapidwajan too? It will have to be "uthishto thishta vaagmi uthishta kapidwaja, uthishta Mrs. vaagmikantha virtual loka mangalam kuru". My sangappalakai rejected your Sanskrit sloka. Take another chance after sharpening your language skills. Read my earlier posts carefully. I had mentioned about the kapidwajan and kurukshetra in my post already.LOL.

Dear Vaagmi ji,

Yes I know that you mentioned about Kapidwaja in your post but even before reading that I used to think of your avatar as Kapidwaja!

You see the Suprabhatam is for the Kapi and the Kapi will surely have a Kapidwaja.Monkeys will obviously have a Monkey Flag and not any other flag.

You see the reason I did not mention Vaagmi in your Suprabhatam cos if I did so then I would need to drag in your wife's name and mention Mrs Vaagmi Kantha..and that would not be that "nice" cos I do not have her consent to do so! You see I am very particular about consent and invasion of privacy!

So I made the Suprabhatam solely for the Kapi and not for Vaagmi...hence my Suprabhatam.

Now coming to language skills:

Replacing the word Govinda with Vaagmi takes the rhyme out of the Shloka cos Govinda ends with the letter A and Vaagmi with the letter I..hence I chose Vanara.Furthermore Vaagmi is 2 syllable and Vanara is 3 syllable like Govinda.

Kamalakantha needed to be replaced too..since a Kapi can only be married to another Kapi(unless he opted for interspecies marriage)..Ok Kamalakantha is 5 syllable so I chose Markatikantha which is also 5 syllable and ends with the letter A.

Next..Trilokyam also is 3 syllable hence I chose Bhuloka also 3 syllable. In fact I would like to replace Bhuloka with Bhulokam cos I missed out the M when I typed the post earlier.

So a lot of thinking has been put into that Shloka to make sure words rhyme with the original and no one is directly implicated in the shloka.

The Management of the Ashram is very particular of legalities and would not want to face any law suits hence an assurance given to Swami Mayananda Saraswati that no spy cams are in the Ashram but somehow Swami does not mind being filmed!LOL



The corrected Shloka is:



Uthishto thishta vanara uthishta kapidhwaja
Uthishta markatikantha bhulokam mangalam kuru

 

[Raji Ram]

Dear Renu,

Just my guess! Since Vaagmi Sir has given respect by posting kapi as his avtAr picture,
the kapi group might reciprocate the due respect by having Vaagmi Sir's picture in the flag! :decision:

 

[Vaagmi]

You see the Suprabhatam is for the Kapi and the Kapi will surely have a Kapidwaja.Monkeys will obviously have a Monkey Flag and not any other flag.

As far as I know the Hindu epics, the only man (he was certainly not a vanara) to have had a kapidwaja was Arjuna of the pAndavas. And Krishna became a sArathy for him with the kapidwaya flying in the chariot. May be Arjuna was originally a kapi and so chose the kapi dwaja and I am not aware of this episode in that epic called mahabharata which is a big ocean. Thanks.

 

[Anand Manohar]

Dear Vaagmi

There is that famous encounter between Bheema and Anjaneya. It appears, Bheema with all his strength
- described as " Sahasra Gaja Balam " [ strength of a 1000 elephants ] could not even move the tail
of Anjaneya, who was then supposedly very advanced in age, old and weak. Bheema then understands
his folly and requests Anjaneya to be on their side in the Kurukshetra war. Anjaneya condescendingly agrees
and symbolically gets on to their flag.

I sort of liked Renuma's Suprabhatam.

Yay Yem
Anyhow, the term Vanara cannot literally be taken to mean a monkey - it has come to be so by usage
- the term Vanara, I think comes from Vana Vaasi Nara - Forest dwelling monkey-like humanoids.

 

[renuka]

Attention please guys and gals,

In another thread Sravna suggested to me to invite people from hell and make them good when I was saying that Hell is more fun than heaven.

Ok..Sravna agreed to be the preacher for the Hell Get together.

So since I am supposed to invite people from hell for the party..I thought it wont be fair for others to miss out the fun watching Swami Mayananda Saraswati preaching hell boys and babes to become good...so I am extending invitation for everyone else to join in the Hell Get Togather.

BTW there is one good guy from hell...HELL BOY!

 

[sravna]

Guys and gals,

For the benefit of the audience let me give the gist of the teaching methodology.

The lessons will be taught in an unconventional way. Swami Mayananda's philosophy is to make people learn by letting them make mistakes. Swami Mayananda would offer all the opportunity for the people from hell to correct the mistakes but tempt them more into making mistakes. The tussle between the two will keep happening until it dawns to them that they were foolish in falling for the traps.

Swami Mayananda will not use his divine power unless things seem to go out of control so that learning happens in a logical and natural way.

Lessons learnt can be discussed and the audience is encouraged to be participative.

 

[Raji Ram]

Dear Renu,

Will anyone accept that their sweet home = hell? :nono:

Then how do we find the place for the get together? :spy:

Any idea?

 

[renuka]

The lessons will be taught in an unconventional way. Swami Mayananda's philosophy is to make people learn by letting them make mistakes. Swami Mayananda would offer all the opportunity for the people from hell to correct the mistakes but tempt them more into making mistakes.

LOL! What is this Swami ji?? You are deluding people..oops I forgot..you are Mayananda!

 

[renuka]

Dear Renu,

Will anyone accept that their sweet home = hell? :nono:

Then how do we find the place for the get together? :spy:

Any idea?

Dear RR ji,

Hell never presents itself as Hell..it present itself as Heaven and deludes people..since the Modus Operandi of Swami Mayananda is to delude people..so we can start off at Sravna's home..Swami Mayananda will play host.


BTW RR ji you can make Beetroot Candy cos the red magenta color will resemble the color of deoxygenated venous blood and our hell dudes and hell babes might actually love it!LOL

Anyway since TB homes do not use Garlic.... Count Dracula will feel very much at ease.


Note: The Get Together will be held at night cos Asura boys get stronger after sunset and also give a chance to all those in the USA to skype in.

Theme of the Get Together is "NIGHT OF DANGEROUS LIAISONS"

 

[sravna]

Dear RR ji,

Hell never presents itself as Hell..it present itself as Heaven and deludes people..since the Modus Operandi of Swami Mayananda is to delude people..so we can start off at Sravna's home..Swami Mayananda will play host.


BTW RR ji you can make Beetroot Candy cos the red magenta color will resemble the color of deoxygenated venous blood and our hell dudes and hell babes might actually love it!LOL

Anyway since TB homes do not use Garlic.... Count Dracula will feel very much at ease.


Note: The Get Together will be held at night cos Asura boys get stronger after sunset and also give a chance to all those in the USA to skype in.

Theme of the Get Together is "NIGHT OF DANGEROUS LIAISONS"

Dear Renuka,

I have a better idea. Let not the get together be at my home. I want the hell people to feel at home. So I will descend to hell and teach the lessons. To maintain the relaxed atmosphere, the hell people will only know it is a get together and not are not undergoing a learning exercise. I think the learning will actually be more effective.

 

[renuka]

Dear Renuka,

I have a better idea. Let not the get together be at my home. I want the hell people to feel at home. So I will descend to hell and teach the lessons. To maintain the relaxed atmosphere, the hell people will only know it is a get together and not are not undergoing a learning exercise. I think the learning will actually be more effective.

Ok Sravna...now you have to locate the PORTAL to hell.

Any idea where it is?

 

[sravna]

Ok Sravna...now you have to locate the PORTAL to hell.

Any idea where it is?

Dear Renuka,

This is kali yuga. The moment you get out of heaven, it is hell. So let us choose a convenient location may be where materialism is at its peak.

 

[Raji Ram]

Wow! So the location hunt is on!
But please make sure that BBs are not present! :behindsofa:

P.S: BB is not mean 'Brahmin Basher' but something else!

 

[renuka]

Dear Renuka,

So let us choose a convenient location may be where materialism is at its peak.

Ok location identified!

A temple!

Cos materialism is at its peak in a temple..everyone is there to ask God for something!

But all Maamas attending need to wear shirts..no topless Maamas cos otherwise RR ji will get mad!

 

[Raji Ram]

......... But all Maamas attending need to wear shirts..no topless Maamas cos otherwise RR ji will get mad!

Thank you Renu for accepting my view! We have to find out a Vishnu temple, though!

The added advantage is that in many temples yummy prasAdham is given and hence no need to cook!

 

[sravna]

Ok location identified!

A temple!

Cos materialism is at its peak in a temple..everyone is there to ask God for something!

But all Maamas attending need to wear shirts..no topless Maamas cos otherwise RR ji will get mad!

Actually I think teaching should not be tied down to a particular location. I will just keep moving around, interact with people and use my teaching methodology to get the desired result.

 

[renuka]

Actually I think teaching should not be tied down to a particular location. I will just keep moving around, interact with people and use my teaching methodology to get the desired result.

So now you want to be Narada? Narayana! Narayana! Decide yaar what you want to do!LOL

 

[renuka]

Thank you Renu for accepting my view! We have to find out a Vishnu temple, though!

The added advantage is that in many temples yummy prasAdham is given and hence no need to cook!

Vishnu Temple?? the Y or the U ??