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Gist of the write up இறைவனிடம் ஓர் உரையாடல்!

The baby which was supposed be born the next day was worried about his plight on earth.
He started questioning God.

Q - Who will save me from all the troubles that I face?
A - There will be one angel to help even without asking for help.

Q - I can't walk for some months!
A - The angel will carry you till you start walking.

Q - How can I understand what others talk?
A - The angel will teach you languages.

Q - How will I communicate with you?
A - The angel will teach you prayers and show you the path to reach me.

Q - That is fine; but how do I find that angel?
A - Don't worry dear child. The angel is YOUR MOTHER!

:angel: . . . :thumb:


Dear RR ji,


Q - Who will save me from all the troubles that I face?
A - Hey you fool..you are born becos of your Karma..didnt I tell you "Punarapi Jananam Punarapi Maranam?" only you can save your self!


Q - I can't walk for some months!
A - Becos you are human you dumbass..only animals walk within a few hours of birth!


Q - How can I understand what others talk?
A - Dont worry when your mother and father started fighting you will learn Gaalis too..just be patient yaar.


Q - How will I communicate with you?
A - Internet! Oops sorry very soon the Outernet!












 
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No bigger problem!!!

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, you are such an inspiration, I look at your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?


he he he..



( read some where )
 
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Expiry Date!!

Wife: honey, what r u looking for?
Husband: nothing

Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

Husband: i was just looking for the expiry date



( read some where)
 
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சூப்பர் சார், கலக்கிட்டீங்க :-)
 
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I only see a self destruct button, no saving the the world, or any other option, bomb squad please help, how do I take off this vest.:help:
 
Dear RR ji,

Prasad Ji seems like a neutral person..I am considering him for the Reward.

What say you?

Biswa seems to not commit 100% to either side ..so I cant make out if he would bet he recipient for the Reward.

Balasir..seems to be swaying a little to PJ sir's side.

PJ sir is never going to get the reward!LOL


BTW Guys..just a sneak preview for the Reward.

here is a visual treat for guys who might want to cross over to the female squadron.

Vidya_balan.jpg




Dear Guys

Don't fall for this Trap!!! this is an old Photo chosen to lure you Guys!!!

This is how most women do when they face defeat!!! it is a desperate attempt to save them!!!

One simple advise to you Guys.. Never give any Promise to any women after Dusk!!!! Remember after Dusk!!!

And if you had to DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES , ask that Woman RECONFIRM IT from you in the Morning

This is a Golden Rule to be followed by all men!!!
 
Women talk three times as much as men , study Says !!!

It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.


Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices, a new book suggests.

The book - written by a female psychiatrist - says that inherent differences between the male and female brain explain why women are naturally more talkative than men.


In The Female Mind, Dr Luan Brizendine says women devote more brain cells to talking than men.
And, if that wasn't enough, the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

Women talk three times as much as men, says study | Mail Online


HERE ALSO YOU CAN SEE HOW MANY POSTS THESE TWO HAVE Made against us compared to our replies!!!!


 
Men are more intelligent than women, claims a new study!!!


( This will guarantee our side win )


It is research that is guaranteed to delight men - and infuriate the women in their lives.


British-born researcher John Philippe Rushton, who previously created a furore by suggesting intelligence is influenced by race, says the finding could explain why so few women make it to the top in the workplace.

He claims the 'glass ceiling' phenomenon is probably due to inferior intelligence, rather than discrimination or lack of opportunity.


The University of Western Ontario psychologist reached his conclusion after scrutinising the results of university aptitude tests taken by 100,000 students aged 17 and 18 of both sexes.


A focus on a factors such as the ability to quickly grasp a complex concept, verbal reasoning skills and creativity - some of they key ingredients of intelligence - revealed the male teenagers had IQs that were an average of 3.63 points higher.

The average person has an IQ of around 100.


The findings, which held true for all classes and levels of parental education, overturn a 100 year consensus that men and women average the same in general mental ability.


They also conflict with evidence that girls do better in school exams than boys.

But Prof Rushton, who was born in Bournemouth and obtained his doctorate in social psychology from the London School of Economics, argues that the faster maturing of girls leads to them outshining boys in the classroom.
And since almost all previous data showing an absence of difference between the sexes was gathered on schoolchildren, the gender difference could easily have been missed.

'It looks like up until late adolescence, the females have the advantage over males because they mature faster, which masks the underlying difference, he said.


Although experts have accepted that men and women differ mentally, with males averaging higher on tests of 'spatial ability' and females higher on verbal tests, it was assumed the differences averaged out, leaving no difference in overall intelligence.

Prof Rushton believes the differences are directly linked to brain size, with other studies showing men having slightly bigger brains than women.
'We know that men have larger brains, even when you take into account larger body size,' said the researcher. 'That means there are more neurons. The question is what these neurons are doing in a man - and they probably have an advantage in processing information.'

It is thought the difference may date back to the Stone Age, with women seeking out men who are more intelligent than them in a bid to pass on the best genes to their children.


'Some people have suggested it evolved because women prefer men who are more intelligent than they are for husbands,' said the professor.

 
One simple advise to you Guys.. Never give any Promise to any women after Dusk!!!! Remember after Dusk!!!

And if you had to DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES , ask that Woman RECONFIRM IT from you in the Morning

This is a Golden Rule to be followed by all men!!!


Dear PJ sir,

Why do you contradict your own self?

In one post you COPY and PASTE (read..COPY and PASTE!) some study that says men are more intelligent than women but right here you as your battalion of guys to ask a woman to reconfirm a promise made after dusk....that shows that men have such poor memories and cant even recall what promise was made!LOL

PJ sir...once Testosterone starts to flood the system..even the highest IQ male salutes a woman!LOL

So PJ sir..you guys still lose to women!ha ha ha
 
........ HERE ALSO YOU CAN SEE HOW MANY POSTS THESE TWO HAVE Made against us compared to our replies!!!!
Dear P J Sir,

We have so many VALID points! But you borrow from proverbs and 'kadi' jokes to tease us!!

Sad situation!! :tsk:
 
Men are more intelligent than women, claims a new study!!!




Wow!

RR ji..this is the best news of the century.

To get work done we need intelligent employees....so we females can hire males to get work done.

Marriage is the only "profession" in the world where a male does not get paid but has to fork out money to sustain his employee status!LOL
 
1. Men are more intelligent than women, claims a new study!!!........

2. 'Some people have suggested it evolved because women prefer men who are more intelligent than they are for husbands,' said the professor.
Poor PJ Sir! Trying ALL kinds of tricks! :lol:

My answers:

1. Please do not argue with some study done in a foreign country! We are talking about Indian mAmAs, OK?

Girls top in most of the exams here! Look at the plight of tambram boys unable to find a suitable girl?

2. AmAnga Sir! AsaiyAththAn irukku! AnA engE kidaikkarAnga!?!? :pout:

 
Dear P J Sir,

We have so many VALID points! But you borrow from proverbs and 'kadi' jokes to tease us!!

Sad situation!! :tsk:
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Dear RR ji,

Dont worry...we females are original thinkers..most of our posts here and not COPY and PASTE!

The guys are not getting anywhere..PJ sir is running out of points!

BTW RR ji..the guys are expecting us to be docile..motherly and timid and meek..dont fall for that.

This time its Yat Bhavam Tat Bhavati with a twist..that is what they think of us that is what we become for them!

So if they think of us as talkative etc..we keep Blah Blah Blah till they get deaf.

If they call us evil..wicked etc..we suck their blood like vampires.

If they call us dumb..we will show them that a Bimbo can make a guy forget what he said after dusk!

So there is no escape for them..there is no way out...they will regret why they even entered this thread!LOL
 
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A five star post
1. even without studies ,it is accepted that girls mature faster and girls in age group 15-20 have superior intelligence which for reasons unknown tapers down later. hence in matrimonial matches they keep a difference of 3-4years ,I suppose
2Leave stone age,even now in our community , girls prefer men who are more intelligent than them for husbands for reasons best known to them. the reason I suspect that they are aware of brain degradation of ladies later in life
3 stick to small brahmin community for marriage is because of misplaced reason for passing the best genes to next generation
with this post ,you can wait for winner declaration
krish44
 
Dear PJ sir,

Why do you contradict your own self?

In one post you COPY and PASTE (read..COPY and PASTE!) some study that says men are more intelligent than women but right here you as your battalion of guys to ask a woman to reconfirm a promise made after dusk....that shows that men have such poor memories and cant even recall what promise was made!LOL

PJ sir...once Testosterone starts to flood the system..even the highest IQ male salutes a woman!LOL

So PJ sir..you guys still lose to women!ha ha ha

Respected opposite side Army Chief!!!!

Why did you post an old photo to lure our men>>>?????? !!!!!

It is cheating, not acceptable to Fair WAR game!!!!!

It is an old Tactics to destroy the opponents you adopt, but remember, our Army Chiefs are beyond this Trap....!!!!

you do not have any counter, simply both of you are repeating the same slogan.. " you copy and paste""

Yes, we are searching the knowledge and study already done on women and we use it here as our Bombs!!!!

Please accept unconditional defeat , we will spare both of you....


Ha Ha Ha
 
Renu and I do most of the minor repair works, starting from plumbing to electricity! You all know that too! (if your memory is good! :lol:)

We have also observed that intelligent women end up doing more work and dumb women get work done either by husband / worker!
And... There exist more intelligent women because most of them grumble that the mAmAs get all the work done by them!! :ballchain:
 
Respected opposite side Army Chief!!!!

Why did you post an old photo to lure our men>>>?????? !!!!!

It is cheating, not acceptable to Fair WAR game!!!!!

It is an old Tactics to destroy the opponents you adopt, but remember, our Army Chiefs are beyond this Trap....!!!!

you do not have any counter, simply both of you are repeating the same slogan.. " you copy and paste""

Yes, we are searching the knowledge and study already done on women and we use it here as our Bombs!!!!

Please accept unconditional defeat , we will spare both of you....


Ha Ha Ha


Hello PJ sir,

Why defeat? I am not cheating...its even sanctioned by Lord Indra. He sends Apsaras to distract Munis and Sages.


BTW I have not lost to anyone.

Just to remind youI also posted a pic of a man for you..why no comments on that?

That shows that the pic of Vidya Balan alone got your attention...need I say more?LOL
 
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