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[biswa]

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Ha Ha Ha...here the song says I dont need a man..it's not a situation song cos we females do need a man..who else are the best candidates to be an Illichavaiyan!LOL

Why?? To love and to cherish?

 

[Raji Ram]

Since we are talking in terms of "goals", who can be a referee? Somebody who is neither a man nor a woman?

No need to have a referee, Biswa Sir!

Our forum members are so nice and even accept 'defeat'!

Hence IF no one objects, Renu and I can count the goals!!

 

[Raji Ram]

Why?? To love and to cherish?

Dear Biswa Sir,

Is it not mutual?

 

[Raji Ram]

I am giving a serious attack here! Be ready gentlemen!

If a lady who loses her husband, she can carry on in life without much difficulty where as if a man

loses his wife, he struggles a lot in life. Is it not an accepted fact in our own forum quite a few times?

 

[Raji Ram]

....... Ladies I am the perfect exterminator of Lizards and other unwanted guest.

Dear Prasad Sir,

I can drive the lizards out of my sweet home and Renu can take care of a lizard even if it enters her fridge!

And......... we too have special ways to avoid unwanted guests! So, not to worry.

BTW, thanks for posting your picture here! :lol:

 

[biswa]

I am giving a serious attack here! Be ready gentlemen!

If a lady who loses her husband, she can carry on in life without much difficulty where as if a man

loses his wife, he struggles a lot in life. Is it not an accepted fact in our own forum quite a few times?

Not true! There is a saying in a certain language that ​The unfortunate loses his cow, the fortunate loses his wife!

 

[Raji Ram]

Not true! There is a saying in a certain language that ​The unfortunate loses his cow, the fortunate loses his wife!

Why to worry about 'certain language'? I write from my experience.

P.S: I am entitled for concession in trains! :thumb:

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Dear P J Sir!

types of cooking!!! :lol:

Mam,

Cooking….Ho it is our specialized area…… where we shine from the days of Mahabharatha.

Have you not read the story of Nalan? From those days,only men are cooking food and that is why there is a saying "Nalabhagam" which means cooking deliciously and Nalan was a male.

And most of the Star Hotels, Restaurants, etc all have only male Chefs. Even catering contractors are male cooks.

IMO women are good in writing recipes…………. I have seen lot of books written by women on this subject, but when it comes to practical we excel.

Why then they engage male Chefs for judging the quality of recipes in culinary competitions in TV shows?


P.S: Don’t go into the details of Nalan & Damayanthi story and come up with a claim of ‘same side goal’ please

 

[renuka]

We know how to scare and handle the opponents here!!!

We have ordered many Lorry loads of Lizards and we will let them in their Bed, and they may not be afraid of them, BUT ONCE A LIZARD DISAPPEARS FROM THEIR BED>>>> HA HA HA

Here is our Lizard

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We have more such tactics to scare away the Ladies!!!!!

LOL!

PJ sir..I can see Ghosts..I am not even scared of Ghost.

BTW I am not scared of lizards at all...I once even revived a fainted lizard that had entered my fridge.

I am only scared of Cockroaches and Balloons.I am honest enough to admit my fears!LOL
A good army chief should know her fears and work on how to avoid encounters.

I hate Balloons cos when I was a child a balloon burst on my face and it hit my eye..so after that I am scared of balloons.

 

[renuka]

Why?? To love and to cherish?

I am scared of cockroaches..so I need a man to catch them and throw them out of the house.

 

[renuka]

Dear RR ji,

Prasad Ji seems like a neutral person..I am considering him for the Reward.

What say you?

Biswa seems to not commit 100% to either side ..so I cant make out if he would bet he recipient for the Reward.

Balasir..seems to be swaying a little to PJ sir's side.

PJ sir is never going to get the reward!LOL


BTW Guys..just a sneak preview for the Reward.

here is a visual treat for guys who might want to cross over to the female squadron.

 

[renuka]

PJ sir...for you right now..you get only this visual treat!LOL

 

[renuka]

Mam,

Cooking….Ho it is our specialized area…… where we shine from the days of Mahabharatha.

Have you not read the story of Nalan? From those days,only men are cooking food and that is why there is a saying "Nalabhagam" which means cooking deliciously and Nalan was a male.

And most of the Star Hotels, Restaurants, etc all have only male Chefs. Even catering contractors are male cooks.

IMO women are good in writing recipes…………. I have seen lot of books written by women on this subject, but when it comes to practical we excel.

Why then they engage male Chefs for judging the quality of recipes in culinary competitions in TV shows?


P.S: Don’t go into the details of Nalan & Damayanthi story and come up with a claim of ‘same side goal’ please

Bala sir,

Havent you see US Master Chef competition..mainly Females have won so far..except 2013 a male had won.

So its not true that males make the best chefs!

BTW dont make a female angry..you know one can crush contraceptive pills and add it to the food of a guy..and after a few months watch him grow breasts and become a Kanchana!LOL

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Dear RR ji,

Balasir..seems to be swaying a little to PJ sir's side.

Mam,

Just to keep the thread lively nothing more…….

To speak from the heart women are really great!!!

Rewards.............. No thanks pleas



P.S. BTW when there is a male character called Alexander the Great why no women character with a suffix of title 'Great'?

 

[krish44]

Mam,

Justto keep the thread lively nothing more…….
Tospeak from the heart women are really great!!!P.S. BTW When there is a male character called Alexander the Great why no women character with a suffix of title Great?

easy. renukaji the great. lol

 

[renuka]

Mam,

Just to keep the thread lively nothing more…….

To speak from the heart women are really great!!!

Rewards.............. No thanks pleas



P.S. BTW when there is a male character called Alexander the Great why no women character with a suffix of title 'Great'?

Bala sir,

Only a woman has the song '"God Save the Queen"...so you see no song for God to save any male!

 

[renuka]

easy. Renukaji the great. Lol

lol!

 

[Raji Ram]

You are very very innocent Balu sir!!

'Great' is NOT added to women because the whole world knows that ALL of us are GREAT! :thumb:

No need to say it with a title, OK??

 

[Raji Ram]

Please do not talk of male chefs! I know one busy caterer mAmA, who returns home and eat the

vaththa kuzhambu and chutta appaLam prepared by mAmi, even if it is mid night!! :hungry:

 

[V.Balasubramani]

ALL of us are GREAT! :thumb:

Mam,

Knowing is different and declaring it in the page of history/scriptures is different.

While I intend to show an olive branch, you are provoking me.

When Guptas ruled us, their tenure was called ‘Golden age’.

When Queens ruled us including Victoria, it was not called so…..why……????

 

[V.Balasubramani]

Please do not talk of male chefs! I know one busy caterer mAmA, who returns home and eat the

vaththa kuzhambu and chutta appaLam prepared by mAmi, even if it is mid night!! :hungry:

Mam,

He is blessed to have such a MAmi

 

[Raji Ram]

... He is blessed to have such a MAmi

:nono: Sir! You got it ALL wrong!
Those chefs NEVER work at home!! :couch2:

 

[Raji Ram]

Talking of Golden age, men have written history! What else will they write!

Take the story of Mahabharat. Veda Vyas was sought to get progeny.
Without him, there is NO story!! You must guess the reason! :decision:

 

[Raji Ram]

One more attack: :boom:

இறைவனிடம் ஓர் உரையாடல்!

நாளை உலகில் பிறப்போம் என அறிந்து, அந்
நாளை எண்ணிப் பயந்து போனது, குழந்தை!

இறைவனிடம் பேசினால்தான் தன்னுடைய
குறைகளைப் போக்கும் வழி கிடைக்கும் என,

தன் ஐயங்கள் ஒவ்வொன்றாக அவனிடமே
தான் கேட்க ஆரம்பித்தது! 'உலகில் பிறந்தால்

சின்னஞ் சிறு உருவில் இருப்பேனே! அப்போது
சின்னத் துயரும் வராது எவர் காப்பார்?' என்று

கேட்க, இறைவன் உரைத்தான், 'தேவைகளைக்
கேட்காமலே செய்ய ஒரு தேவதை இருப்பாள்!'.

இன்னும் சந்தேகங்கள் மனதில் அலை மோத,
இன்னும் தனது உரையாடலைத் தொடர்ந்தது!

'நடக்கவும் முடியாத நிலைமையே இருக்குமே?'
'நடக்கும் வரை, தேவதை அன்புடன் தூக்குவாள்!'

'மற்றவர் பேசும் மொழியே எனக்குப் புரியாதே!'
'கற்றுக் கொடுப்பாள், பல மொழிகளை உனக்கு!'

'உன்னுடன் பேச என்னால் முடியாதே, இறைவா!'
'என்னை அணுகும் வழிகளை அவள் கற்பிப்பாள்!

என்னைப் போற்றும் தோத்திரங்களைச் சொல்லி,
என்னை அடைய வழிகள் அறிந்திடச் செய்வாள்!'

'அப்படி ஒரு தேவதை இருந்தால் நலமே; ஆனால்,
எப்படி அவளை நானே அடையாளம் காண்பது?'

'கவலையை விடுவாய்! உனை ஈன்ற அன்னையே
கவலைகள் தீர்த்துக் காத்திடும் தேவதை ஆவாள்!'


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[Raji Ram]

Gist of the write up இறைவனிடம் ஓர் உரையாடல்!

The baby which was supposed be born the next day was worried about his plight on earth.
He started questioning God.

Q - Who will save me from all the troubles that I face?
A - There will be one angel to help even without asking for help.

Q - I can't walk for some months!
A - The angel will carry you till you start walking.

Q - How can I understand what others talk?
A - The angel will teach you languages.

Q - How will I communicate with you?
A - The angel will teach you prayers and show you the path to reach me.

Q - That is fine; but how do I find that angel?
A - Don't worry dear child. The angel is YOUR MOTHER!

:angel: . . . :thumb: