Missing Wife

[P.J.]

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Joke Of The Day : Missing Wife


Man: I lost my wife.


Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.


Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy


Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed


Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.


Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: Saree/suit. I don't remember exactly.


Inspector: Was somebody with her???

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying....


Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!



Source:Laughing Colors

 

[renuka]

Joke for today:

Missing Husband!

Woman: I lost my husband.

Inspector : What is his height?

Woman: 6 feet 2 inches


Inspector : Can you describe him in detail.

Woman : He is well built....looks of a Greek God...having a toned body..ribbed muscles with 6 packs abdomen..rich and drives a Ferari.


Inspector: ????? What? I dont believe you! My constable knows your husband..he looks a lot like some old mama.


Woman: Inspector...all men are the same when it comes to behavior..so at least let me gain a good looking and rich one instead!